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Ronaldo as a substitute still scored a banger !If na Okocha na only useless successful dribbles he will record 🙄
21/08/2026

Ronaldo as a substitute still scored a banger !

If na Okocha na only useless successful dribbles he will record 🙄

Arteta no go win this league ohNa Chelsea go win am!Na here u first see am 🙄
21/08/2026

Arteta no go win this league oh

Na Chelsea go win am!

Na here u first see am 🙄

Tzolis just Dey enjoy himself!This is what Vinicius would’ve been enjoying this season if he had later joined Arsenal!A ...
21/08/2026

Tzolis just Dey enjoy himself!

This is what Vinicius would’ve been enjoying this season if he had later joined Arsenal!

A team where he won’t disturb himself in anything that concerns defence,just be there and score goals for them!

Premier League no Dey favour Lampard at all!Maybe 🤔 he should try one club in laliga or bundesliga he will do more than ...
21/08/2026

Premier League no Dey favour Lampard at all!

Maybe 🤔 he should try one club in laliga or bundesliga he will do more than premier league!

E sure me say he no go survive it this season he is going back to championship!

Welcome to premier league where every of ur fvk up will be treated accordingly 😂It’s Arsenal’s O’clock Arteta is in best...
21/08/2026

Welcome to premier league where every of ur fvk up will be treated accordingly 😂

It’s Arsenal’s O’clock

Arteta is in best shape to retain this trophy and reign as long as his brain wants

Make e reach tomorrow now he go carry yeye player and stick say he wan revive am 😂

Let’s see where Arteta will keep Coventry hope or lampard shake 🫨 up premier league champions a bit!
21/08/2026

Let’s see where Arteta will keep Coventry hope or lampard shake 🫨 up premier league champions a bit!

Kai Havertz is just one ☝️ lucky foolk of a player I have ever seen!Just imagine the kind of goal he scored!Very nonchal...
21/08/2026

Kai Havertz is just one ☝️ lucky foolk of a player I have ever seen!

Just imagine the kind of goal he scored!

Very nonchalant player but football ⚽️ obeys him!

First player to score in 2026/2027 premier league campaign!

Arsenal 1:0 Coventry

21/08/2026

Na Ronaldo fan wey no get sense Dey listen to KOMBO in anything that concerns Ronaldo!

For me? KOMBO na gas lighter in whatever!

See as Messi Dey slap 👋 hem opponent yet Referee no do anything,if na another player now or Ronaldo they go rush tear re...
21/08/2026

See as Messi Dey slap 👋 hem opponent yet Referee no do anything,if na another player now or Ronaldo they go rush tear red card.

The guy dab him on his chest na so he stretched his short hand 🖐️ on the guy face buh unfortunately e no even reach am 😩

Messi and anger 😠 issues na 5&6

My Portugal Legend dey donate blood to save lives while My 9ja Legend dey donate code to spoil lives Fidelis is still pr...
20/08/2026

My Portugal Legend dey donate blood to save lives while My 9ja Legend dey donate code to spoil lives

Fidelis is still pressing Okocha Nek 😂😂

Okocha don buy better market,next time he’ll think 🤔 before saying anything that concerns Ronaldo 😂😂

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