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19/07/2025

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Don't Let Your Neighbors Bear Bad Witness Against You on These Matters:

1. *Don't let them testify that you neglect prayer or refuse to go to the place of worship when you're healthy.*
2. *Don't let them witness that you don't greet people or respond to their greetings.*
3. *Avoid being blamed for not attending funerals or visiting your neighbors when they're ill.*
4. *Don't let them accuse you of throwing garbage at your neighbor's doorstep.*
5. *Make every effort to allow your wife to visit your neighbors or attend their celebrations during the times you've allocated for her.*
6. *Don't let them testify that you exploit or oppress your neighbors financially.*
7. *Don't refuse to lend your neighbor something they need when you have it.*
8. *Show concern when your neighbor is going through a difficult time; don't turn your back on them.*
9. *Don't let them witness you boasting to your neighbor about your knowledge, wealth, status, or position.*
10. *Don't go to bed full when your neighbor is hungry.*

26/06/2025

Yoruba people will say:-- Not all words has answers....
"GBOGBO ORO KO LO LESI"
Researchers from Oxford University and University of lagos have discovered that a woman can speak 8,000 words a day while a man speaks 2,000 words a day. So, if you see your wife shouting at you, please don't raise your hands on her, don't shout back, and don't talk back either, just keep quiet because she's aiming to reach her daily word target. *Please forward to platforms where men will see & reduce domestic violence.*

CopiedI was at the fueling station earlier today. While on the queue, the Napep man beside me also on queue to the same ...
08/06/2025

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I was at the fueling station earlier today. While on the queue, the Napep man beside me also on queue to the same pump was on call with his wife.

His phone had rang twice before he eventually picked. His wife mentioned that he didn’t drop any money for the children to eat, and in response, he said reminded her that he already told her he wanted to use the money left with him to buy fuel into his Keke so that he can work and send money. The call was audible as it was on speaker.

The worried wife kept mentioning that the children were already crying. But he kept telling his wife that he would send money immediately he works.

After the call, he was speaking with himself and talking how people weren’t going out as the normal days. With his eyes fixed at a particular spot of the keke.

I was so bothered for him, his wife and the hungry children.

When we got to the pump, the attendant could either sell to me or him as we were beside each other due to the position of our fuel tanks.

And he told the pump attendant to sell for me. I immediately told the attendant to sell for him.

“Oya, sell One thousand two hundred own”

While he stretched his hand to give the attendant the money.

Then I said young lady, Pls fill the tank of his keke”

He looked at me like, No, she shouldn’t as he doesn’t have that money to pay.

I told him not to worry, and that I will pay.

And he said, since I started driving this keke, I have never bought full tank.

With tears on his eyes, he went down and I carried him up.

After I bought mine and as I was driving out of the staton, I didn’t know he was waiting for me just outside the gate.

When I saw him, I stopped he couldn’t stop thanking me.

I simply told him, I overheard the call with his wife wish caught my emotions.

My parents taught me how to be kind to people.

One thousand two hundred can not feed husband and wife, let alone with the children.

01/06/2025

Most of your friends aren't truly friends.

There are three types of friendships: leaf, branch, and root.

Leaf friends are seasonal; they stay for benefits, fun, and convenience.

Branch friends are in-between. They may be supportive, but they can't handle too much weight. You can't fully lean on them, as they might break.

Root friends are the true ones.They're there for you in your darkest hour through storms, failures, and hardships. When you have nothing, when business fails, or when you're in trouble, root friends remain steadfast.

Find and cherish root friends. Invest in root friendships, and strive to be one for someone else.

Ibrahim Abimbola Rasheedah

21/05/2025

"I successfully gave birth to a baby boy this morning. My delivery was smooth, no too much stress. It's my 3rd experience,

It wasn't much of a big deal since I know & I'm used to every procedure. But little did I know, my biggest challenge was yet to come - not from childbirth, but from the hospital staff. As I lay in my ward, I noticed I was alone with only the nurse assigned to me. My family had stepped out to grab some breakfast & fresh air, thinking I was resting comfortably after delivery. But my instincts told me something was off - why was I isolated from other new mothers?

The nurse approached me with a friendly smile. "Hello dear, how are you feeling? I have an injection that will help you sleep better & recover faster." My alarm bells rang loudly - I had never received such an injection after my previous deliveries. I refused politely, but she persisted, "Trust me, it's completely safe & routine." My instincts screamed louder - something was fishy

I firmly declined again. She then offered me some pills, claiming they were painkillers if I didn't want an injection. I pretended to swallow them but secretly spat them out under my blanket. About 15 minutes later, I heard a slight push on my door - as if someone was checking on me. The person peeked in, thinking I was asleep, then entered quietly. It was the same nurse. I held my breath, pretending deep sleep. She left after verifying I was "unconscious."

Two minutes passed, then she returned. My heart racing, I watched through barely open eyes as she switched my baby with... a lifeless one! My blood ran cold. I needed proof, so I waited. Immediately as she turned to leave, I pressed the alarm beside my bed & screamed loud. The hospital erupted into chaos. She was later arr_sted on the spot, & she has confessed this hasn't been the first time.

Well, the hospital has expelled her & pleaded with us to b"ūry the case & has offered to pay us a heavy sum, asking for forgiveness on her behalf.
From A Newer Mum

18/05/2025

From a Concious brother

My brother.... Majority will not listen to you most especially female gender. Once they meet a guy, the next thing is putting up nonsensical emotion. Some will say how can you marry someone you don't love. Who told you its emotion that keeps marriage. You can't do well in marriage by emotion. Female gender most especially don't listen to advice . If you are advising them, you just dey talk your own. Untill the reality set it, they will start complaining and be saying men are scum, okunrin o lorun etc. But one thing is sure and one mistake you should never make is marrying a wrong person .... It will take away your peace and aspirations, it can even take your life and the worst of it is it can end you in hell fire if you are not careful. Marriage is not what anyone seeking it should take as light thing . Marriage is another school entirely that you need to study , learn and digest , relearn and unlearn if not.... You go explain tire.... No evidence.... Always pay attention to details.

18/05/2025

In 2001, I wrote WAEC, mind you, I was considered the best student in my class, and people bothat home and at school had very high expectations of me.

When I went to collect my statement of results from my school, I was shocked that I made an F in mathematics

As a bit of background, mathematics was not difficult for me. However, I was very sick the day we wrote mathematics during WAEC, but not so sick to fail maths.

I was very distraught. 😫

When I got home and showed my parents the result, they did not shout at me or scold me; they asked me what I thought went wrong. With a beautiful result like this, why did you have an F? Something didn’t feel right.

My dad quickly bought me another WAEC form, I had written NECO too, and GCE.

Well, I had a B2 in maths in NECO
And A1 in GCE
And. B2 in the second WAEC

This was the time when we didn’t know if NECO would be used or not, and GCE was considered an exam for old people, so my dad wanted me to have a clean WAEC result, still.

I ended up using my NECO to gain admission and studied computer science

In 2008, after my youth service, I went back to my secondary school to pick up my original NECO certificate since I wanted to apply for a master's degree. The principal at the time was happy to see me.

She said, Don't you want your WAEC certificate as well?

I said no since I failed maths, it is not useful to me

She said What????
Failed maths?
No, your name is on our list of people who have achieved great results

You say what ????

People of God !!!

Guess what ???

I made a B3 in Maths ooh 😲

Turns out the typist who typed out my Statement of result by error or pure obi akpor typed F9.

Nigeria happened to me first in 2001, thank God I had alternatives, and great parents.

Imagine if I did not have options !!!

I collected the original WAEC certificate and wept
Imagine the trauma I carried for years. The feeling of disappointment
Thank God for the safety net my parents provided me.
Copied from Sam

14/05/2025

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Laminating and Bubble Removing Machine

13/05/2025

The practice of marrying or state of being married to one person at a time is referred as monogamy. It is the commonly practiced marriage in the world. A kind of marriage that is affordable to both the rich and poor, even men without source of income or accommodation choose monogamy.

Despite, it records the highest cases of divorce and domestic violence in the world, and many people face issues such as jealousy, insecurity, lack of trust, power struggles, immorality and even sexual dissatisfaction. It is also said that most men and women in monogamous marriages cheat with other partners outside their homes.

'Globally, only about 2% of the population lives in polygamous households. Most countries, especially in Europe, have banned polygamy.' More than 90% of the world population are in monogamous marriages. Still, marriages are not attractive, a lot of people are running into divorce, depression, psychiatric wards, separation etc. What is really wrong with monogamy?

It is funny that people do not criticize monogamy, as they do when polygyny is mentioned. The 2% population practising plural marriage are the most condemned individuals. When there is a problem in monogamy, the society blames the persons in it mildly, but if there is an error in any polygamous household, the world lambasts the men alone, and condemn plural marriage in entirety. That is the double standard.

It will neither pay any party even when it looks like the man pays the heavy burden, the story of polygamous is on another level.

12/05/2025

POLYGYNY; YOU HAVE TO BE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.

"So yesterday I saw a very heated situation.

A couple have been married for over 10 years with 4 children.

Both of them work and contribute financially at 70: 30 to the family.

The husband contributes 70% and the woman 30%.

Then one day the man told his wife that his male cousin was getting married and he needed to be very involved.

Since the woman was unwell she couldn't make it to the marriage ceremony.

The long and short is that the man went and married another wife unknown to his wife.

He rented an apartment for her in the same city where he resides with his wife and she's even pregnant.

Now his New wife doesn't earn any money, she never has.

The man provides for her 100%.

Well, his wife recently found out about the new wife as she's even given birth.

She didn't create a scene but had withdrawn all her financial support.

She said that if he had money to marry another wife, he should be able to provide for both families.

She has drawn up a list of the 4 children's needs for this term and the amount is staggering.

She has refused to provide even a kobo because she said she realized that he stylishly shifted more responsibility to her, especially regarding their 4 children but she's not doing that again.

She said she's not against polygamy but her husband should live up to his responsibilities.

Now her husband is weeping saying the financial burden is too much.

The wife said his New wife should get a job because when he wanted to marry her(the first wife) he insisted that she must be earning money and contribute financially, so why should the New wife not contribute a dime?

She said she'll only contribute once the new wife contributes.

The new wife is arguing that she's pregnant and can't work.

The first wife is saying she works through all her pregnancies until delivery so it's not an excuse.

The new wife is saying all women are not the same.

Trouble dey sleep yang go wake am

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