
15/08/2025
Yesterday night ehn, I enter real Nollywood episode 😳
I was just minding my shy-guy business oo and as of then this my g has gone to pick up some items. Lo and behold one fine lady appeared from nowhere. First thing she said: 'You look nice.'
Me: 'Thank you…' 🫣 already plotting my escape, coz girls are not really my thing✌️
Before I could disappear, she asked me to help her with a token as low as #500 so she can get a bottle water from the supermarket. And you know this world now I can’t just hand her the money like that, and knowing fully well she appeard to be somewhat expensive🤤So I went inside, paid for the water… then immediately activated Buy-and-Run 007 mode.
She even called me as I dey waka comot, but my ears turned to airplane mode 🛫. People inside supermarket just dey laugh like say dem dey watch comedy skit☺️
Inside my head I was like ‘God forbid! No be me Dem go use for Ritualists😂