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Yesterday night ehn, I enter real Nollywood episode 😳‎I was just minding my shy-guy business oo and as of then this my g...
15/08/2025

Yesterday night ehn, I enter real Nollywood episode 😳
‎I was just minding my shy-guy business oo and as of then this my g has gone to pick up some items. Lo and behold one fine lady appeared from nowhere. First thing she said: 'You look nice.'
‎Me: 'Thank you…' 🫣 already plotting my escape, coz girls are not really my thing✌️

‎Before I could disappear, she asked me to help her with a token as low as #500 so she can get a bottle water from the supermarket. And you know this world now I can’t just hand her the money like that, and knowing fully well she appeard to be somewhat expensive🤤So I went inside, paid for the water… then immediately activated Buy-and-Run 007 mode.

‎She even called me as I dey waka comot, but my ears turned to airplane mode 🛫. People inside supermarket just dey laugh like say dem dey watch comedy skit☺️
‎Inside my head I was like ‘God forbid! No be me Dem go use for Ritualists😂

"Yemi Ayebo dey clarify say e no dey vex with Olamide. E say e no insult am, e no ask am for money, e even happy wen Ola...
23/06/2025

"Yemi Ayebo dey clarify say e no dey vex with Olamide. E say e no insult am, e no ask am for money, e even happy wen Olamide use e name for song. E just wan invite am for e movie premiere, but Olamide no pick e call. E say make people stop cause fight between dem. "

Shalom
22/06/2025

Shalom

This has indeed proving that there's power in tongue 😪😪
22/06/2025

This has indeed proving that there's power in tongue 😪😪

The ultimate equalizer! 😂 Whether you're young, old, or somewhere in between, that painful pinch is no respecter of age!...
21/06/2025

The ultimate equalizer! 😂 Whether you're young, old, or somewhere in between, that painful pinch is no respecter of age! 💉 "

This is where your real journey as a graduate start. Equivalent to as securing admission into a school as a fresher.
21/06/2025

This is where your real journey as a graduate start. Equivalent to as securing admission into a school as a fresher.

"Breaking News: Plateau State's gunmen welcome committee is on a roll! 😏 19 people lost their lives in fresh attacks in ...
20/06/2025

"Breaking News: Plateau State's gunmen welcome committee is on a roll! 😏 19 people lost their lives in fresh attacks in Mangu and Bokkos. Let's hope the 'welcome party' isn't extended to the rest of us! ?? "

(Note that while the tone is lighthearted, the topic itself is serious. I aimed to bring some levity while still conveying the news.)

"Make una no panic if una see aircraft fly low-low for una area. Na our security people dey do their job. Dem dey protec...
20/06/2025

"Make una no panic if una see aircraft fly low-low for una area. Na our security people dey do their job. Dem dey protect una, so make una just calm down. Report any suspicious thing dem see to dem. Make we support dem do their work. "

Coat weh I cut according to my size don deh tight me for armpit😂😂
19/06/2025

Coat weh I cut according to my size don deh tight me for armpit😂😂

Are you wondering why you haven't heard from this page😴😴😴
18/06/2025

Are you wondering why you haven't heard from this page😴😴😴

Benue Wahala: Army Oga Talk Say Na Insider Dey Help Killers 😡🔥Chief of Defence Staff, General Christopher Musa don talk ...
17/06/2025

Benue Wahala: Army Oga Talk Say Na Insider Dey Help Killers 😡🔥

Chief of Defence Staff, General Christopher Musa don talk say di way dem kill and burn for Benue show say some people wey dey inside dey help di attackers.

> “Some of our people don dey leak info give dem,” he talk.

E say dem go change strategy and begin look inside to find di saboteurs. Him also meet with community people, chiefs and church leaders to beg make dem work together.

> “Trust don break small, but we go fix am,” he add.

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I am disappointed😴
16/06/2025

I am disappointed😴

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