12/08/2025
โฝ๐๐๐FOOTBALL VS SEX๐๐๐๐๐
1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside๐๐๐
2. Dating a girl today and having s*x on the same day = Free kick๐๐๐
3. Condom = Defender๐๐๐
4. Abortion = Red card๐๐๐
5. Condom breaks = Penalty๐๐๐
6. A girl with lot of energy = Captain๐๐๐
7. Having s*x without condom = Own goal๐๐๐
8. Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match๐๐๐
9. Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick๐๐๐
10. Having s*x with ur Ex = Friendly match๐๐๐
11. Eight years of s*x without getting a child = Arsenal๐๐๐๐๐
12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time๐๐
13. Taking it gently when having s*x = Fair play๐
14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez๐๐
15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing๐คฉ๐
16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline๐๐
17. A lady using pills after s*x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal๐๐๐คฉ
19. Having s*x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury๐๐๐
20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker๐๐
21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card๐๐๐
22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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