30/05/2025
The First time I Cleaned a Mortuary…
I know it’s written that : “Apart from Human Being and sins, we can clean anything “. But I wasn’t expecting what we met…
…well, it never actually happened. But when it does, my invoice will start with a million dollars.
No, I’ve never cleaned a mortuary—but I’ve imagined it. The silence. The chill in the air. The kind of quiet that presses on your bones and makes your breath sound too loud. I’ve watched enough horror films and crime documentaries to know it’s not just about mops and bleach—it’s about nerve.
So when people laugh and ask, “Would you ever clean a mortuary?” I don’t flinch. I say: “Sure. Right after you wire me a few millions .”😂
Because it’s not just about cleaning—it’s about stepping into the last room someone ever knew. It’s about respect, grit, and the psychological weight most people will never understand.
So when that call finally comes, I’ll be ready. Gloves on. Contract signed. Price tag? Enough to make the dead blink twice or thrice.
Who Clean mortuary suppose use better vacation clean the memory.
