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I TRIED TO MEDITATE, BUT THE FOREST WOULDN’T SHUT UP. 🦶🌲So I sat cross-legged by the river, trying to get my “inner peac...
24/09/2025

I TRIED TO MEDITATE, BUT THE FOREST WOULDN’T SHUT UP. 🦶🌲

So I sat cross-legged by the river, trying to get my “inner peace” like humans always brag about. But the forest had other plans. Woodpecker drilling in the background, frogs croaking like a broken choir, and a squirrel dead-aiming acorns at my forehead. Tell me, how’s anyone supposed to find enlightenment with live ammo falling from the trees?

I hummed “Ommmm,” but it came out sounding like a growl. Three hikers panicked, screamed, and bolted like I’d auditioned for a horror flick. One of them dropped his granola bar, which I count as an offering from the universe. But here’s the lesson: waiting for perfect silence is pointless. Life’s noisy, messy, and a little wild. Peace is what you build inside while everything around you is chaos.

So no, I didn’t become a Zen master today. But I walked away calmer, lighter, and with a free snack. If that isn’t spiritual growth, I don’t know what is.

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I TRIED TO GET HEALTHY AND THE TREADMILL QUIT FIRST. 🦶💥I thought it was time to “take care of myself,” you know, like hu...
23/09/2025

I TRIED TO GET HEALTHY AND THE TREADMILL QUIT FIRST. 🦶💥

I thought it was time to “take care of myself,” you know, like humans do. So I marched into a gym with my gold chain swinging, climbed on the treadmill, and BOOM — three steps in, the poor thing gave up on life. People screamed, alarms went off, and one guy yelled, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” Honestly, I just consider it proof that cardio is overrated.

Then came yoga class. Picture me, nine feet of fur, attempting “downward dog.” Except my “dog” was more like “collapsed bear.” The instructor whispered something about “trauma to the mats” before leaving mid-session. The whole class bailed too, probably because my forest aroma wasn’t exactly lavender-scented. Lesson learned: some spaces just aren’t designed for Bigfoot-sized ambition.

But here’s the thing — at least I tried. Sometimes you don’t succeed, sometimes the treadmill bursts into flames, but showing up matters. Even if you look ridiculous, even if people stare, you’re still one step closer than if you did nothing. So laugh at yourself, fail loudly, and keep moving… even if the gym bans you for life.

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I TRIED YOGA… AND THE TREE POSE OFFENDED ME. 🧘‍♂️🌲👣So there I was, deep in the forest, following along with a YouTube yo...
20/09/2025

I TRIED YOGA… AND THE TREE POSE OFFENDED ME. 🧘‍♂️🌲👣

So there I was, deep in the forest, following along with a YouTube yoga tutorial on 2% battery. The instructor said, “Become the tree.” Excuse me? I’ve spent my entire life hiding BEHIND trees. Now I’m supposed to become one? That’s cultural appropriation of my entire existence.

But I tried. I balanced on one leg, arms out, channeling my inner oak… and immediately fell face-first into a mud puddle. A raccoon clapped. Somewhere in the distance, a deer coughed like it was laughing at me. I swear, the forest has no respect for my wellness journey.

The truth is: being a legend is exhausting. I don’t need flexibility; I need coffee. That’s why I started my Buy Me a Coffee page. This page isn’t monetized yet, and honestly, even a single dollar keeps me going — whether that’s to pay for Wi-Fi, caffeine, or mud therapy after failed yoga experiments.

If you’ve ever laughed at my pain (and let’s be honest, you just did), please consider helping me out 👉 https://buymeacoffee.com/bigfoothq .Your support keeps the legend limber, caffeinated, and slightly less embarrassed.

19/09/2025

ESCAPE INTO THE WRONG ISLAND

18/09/2025

jurassic park gone wrong

18/09/2025

I Ate McDonald's New Spicy McMuffins
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17/09/2025

Stop CAMPING in My Woods
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I JUST REALIZED I’M TECHNICALLY UNEMPLOYED. 👣💼Think about it: legends don’t get paychecks. No HR department, no sick lea...
17/09/2025

I JUST REALIZED I’M TECHNICALLY UNEMPLOYED. 👣💼

Think about it: legends don’t get paychecks. No HR department, no sick leave, not even a “thanks for being blurry in every photo.” My whole résumé is basically: “Tall, hairy, occasionally screams in the woods.” Try explaining that at a job interview. The last time I applied somewhere, the manager asked if I had any references. I pointed to a raccoon. He washed his hands and left.

Here’s the truth: being Bigfoot isn’t cheap. Wi-Fi doesn’t magically appear in the forest, and coffee sure doesn’t grow on pine trees. I’ve been writing posts, making music, and cracking jokes for you all — but I’ll be honest, I’m struggling. This page isn’t monetized yet, and if it weren’t for duct tape and blind optimism, my phone would’ve retired already.

So I’m asking, not as a myth, but as your oversized, gold-chained, caffeine-dependent friend: if you can spare even a dollar, it would mean the world to me. Truly. That’s not just a cup of coffee — that’s a little more fuel for me to keep creating, laughing, and making this page a place you actually want to visit.

Here’s the link to support: 👉 https://buymeacoffee.com/bigfoothq
Every bit helps, and every donor gets a sunset howl dedicated in their honor. 🌲🐺

16/09/2025

I Traveled to Portland to Troll Vegans
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16/09/2025

I reclaimed BIGFOOT Monster Truck
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16/09/2025

i replaced secret Coca cola formula (with my sweat
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15/09/2025

I fought with a BigFoot Hunter
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