BigFoot Vlogs HQ

BigFoot Vlogs HQ Welcome to Bigfoot Watch HQ — your go-to page for hilarious and entertaining, over-the-top Bigfoot Vlogs
, ,

05/08/2025

BigFoot Song: king of the Road

I NEVER MET KOKO THE GORILLA. BUT SHE SPOKE FOR ALL OF US. 🦍👣I don’t get emotional often — mostly because tears get stuc...
05/08/2025

I NEVER MET KOKO THE GORILLA. BUT SHE SPOKE FOR ALL OF US. 🦍👣

I don’t get emotional often — mostly because tears get stuck in my fur and attract mosquitoes. But today I want to talk about someone special.

Her name was Koko. She was a gorilla who used sign language. And she was one of the few beings on this planet who actually got it.

Koko wasn’t just smart — she was soulful.
She didn’t roar to be heard. She signed. She felt. She loved.
She adopted kittens. She cracked jokes. She cried when her pet died.
And every time a human said, “Animals don’t feel like we do,” Koko just slowly signed, “You’re wrong.”

I watched her videos late one night on a hotspot connection from a ranger tower. It hit me hard. Here was this soft-eyed, big-hearted queen living in a world that kept underestimating her — and yet she still tried to connect.
To bridge the gap.
To communicate, even when the world only heard noise.

Made me think…
Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing all along. All those blurry photos, the campfire cameos, the random vlogs — it’s not about being spotted, it’s about being understood.

So yeah… Koko?
If there’s a forest in the afterlife, I hope you're swinging through the trees, teaching celestial kittens sign language, and making constellations laugh.
You weren’t just a gorilla.
You were a legend — and us cryptids? We noticed.

👇 Drop a like if you knew about Koko.
🔁 Share this to honor KOKO.
📸 Follow Bigfoot Watch HQ — where the wild ones speak loudest without saying a word.

I GOT KICKED OUT OF A PUBLIC LIBRARY. AGAIN. 📚👣🦍Look, all I wanted was to use the free Wi-Fi and maybe sniff a few old e...
05/08/2025

I GOT KICKED OUT OF A PUBLIC LIBRARY. AGAIN. 📚👣🦍

Look, all I wanted was to use the free Wi-Fi and maybe sniff a few old encyclopedias. But apparently, “browsing quietly” isn’t compatible with being a 600-pound forest legend with anxiety sweats and a tendency to mutter conspiracy theories out loud.

Here's how I went from bookworm to banned (again).

So I walk into the library — clean fur, gold chain shining, a polite nod to the security guard. I sit in the back corner, open my borrowed laptop (shoutout to raccoons for the hookup), and start typing my memoir:

“Blurred But Believed: The Bigfoot Story.”

Things were fine… until a kid pointed at me and screamed, “MOM, SHREK’S DAD IS WRITING A BOOK!”
Laughs echoed. The librarian gave me the look.
I tried to ignore it, went back to writing — but then someone in the genealogy section asked if I was “just here for the air conditioning.”
I said, “No, I’m researching my ancestry. I’m 60% gorilla, 30% mystery, and 10% misunderstood.”

Then, I made the mistake of laughing at a footprint joke in a book on cryptids. Like, a full-body laugh. Bigfoot-style.
The sound? Somewhere between a bear snort and a tuba falling down a hill.
Alarms didn’t go off, but two employees did come over holding pepper spray and a copy of "How to Calm Wild Animals."

They asked me to leave. Again.
As I packed up my things, I told them, “One day, this library will carry my book.”
They said, “Only if it’s in the fiction section.”
Rude. But fair.

👇 Drop a like if you believe libraries should be cryptid-friendly.
🔁 Share if you’ve ever been shushed too hard.
👀 Follow Bigfoot Watch HQ — where legends read between the lines (and sometimes eat them).

01/08/2025

I just got a new job famz

01/08/2025

Boys trip gone wrong

31/07/2025

Uncle jeff took me to a haunted house

31/07/2025

got a new pet

30/07/2025

I'm broke My wife took all my money

30/07/2025

Bigfoot meets The Korean President (kim jong un)

29/07/2025

PRISON BREAK AT ITS BEST (PT 5)
My Cartel Work Series

28/07/2025

BAD DAY AT WORK (PT 4)
My Cartel Work Series

I WENT TO A THERAPIST… HE LEFT IN TEARS. 🛋️👣🦍Look, even a 500-pound forest cryptid needs to talk sometimes. So I booked ...
28/07/2025

I WENT TO A THERAPIST… HE LEFT IN TEARS. 🛋️👣🦍

Look, even a 500-pound forest cryptid needs to talk sometimes. So I booked a therapy session through one of those online apps. They matched me with a guy named Chad. He asked me to describe myself in three words.

I said: “Hairy. Haunted. Herbivore.”

So we started the session. He asks, “What brings you here today?”
I say, “People keep calling me a myth. It’s exhausting. I exist, bro. I have subscriptions.”
He chuckles. I don’t. This is my truth.

Then I open up:

I talk about blurry photos ruining my self-image.

About being misquoted in cryptid documentaries.

About losing a staring contest to a trail cam.

At one point I said, “I’m tired of hiding. All I want is to post a forest vlog without everyone assuming it’s CGI.”
Chad started taking very deep breaths.
Then I showed him my dream journal — which is mostly just pine needles glued to paper and the occasional scream.
He silently logged off. I got an auto-email:

“Your therapist has opted to take a sabbatical.”

Anyway, I feel better now. Sometimes all you need is to let it out. Or in my case — let out a 12-second howl under a full moon while standing on a log holding a raccoon like a microphone.

👇 Drop a like if you’ve ever trauma-dumped on someone who wasn’t ready.
🔁 Share if you support cryptid mental health.
📸 Follow Bigfoot Watch HQ — where legends heal, cry, and roast marshmallows after.

Address

Lagos
3811BR

Telephone

+2349014604437

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when BigFoot Vlogs HQ posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to BigFoot Vlogs HQ:

Shortcuts

Share

Category