04/10/2022
1- One Idïot used ''GŪNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
2- guys can decēive eeh.. 🙈They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?😁😁😁😁
Am not feeling fine jare😟😟
3- Some people are blessed with wīckedness, How can i beg you for salt and you are telling me that your mum has counted it😁😁😁
4- I crīed for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result..
Some people can līe ehn😂😂🙆🙆🙆
5- Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dīrty slap, you'll fly to America'', Come and slàp me now oooo🙈🙈 nigeria don taya me🤣🤣
6- A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show ni***es when wet.
🙈🙈but we guys don't panic... We kīlled the idīot immediately😬😜🤣
7- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get āngry and tell a girl "Go to hēll" She will look at you and be like...🥴 "I don't have transport fare😟😟
🤣🤣
8- Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was , after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mād man......🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️
Bros,🥴 come nd see temple run ...🏃🏃🤣🤣
9- When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odøur it's so matured 🤣🤣
10- I mīstakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " 😬are u in ZAIN",🙄 ..
😌something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN"😏 . . No God forbīd ooh, the Devīl won't get me dis October abegii 😌🥴🤣🤣
11- The hārdest thing to find this day is to see a girl without a boyfriend...
Everywhere is occupied😞😟
