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Saint de badmouth, Lagos (2025)

04/10/2024

Husband: Sweethëart please come here.
Wife: What is it?
Husband: Just come to the bēdroom.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Can you be obedient for once
in your life?
Wife: Okay, here I am.
Husband: remøve your clothes
Wife: remøve my clothes? why?
Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me on the bêd , don't wãste time
Wife: Okay, they are øff.
Husband: Nice one sweetie, what about your brä and pänt? Remøve them too.
Wife : Please, I am not in the möød.
Husband: Just remøve your pänt and brä and stop all this your everyday not in the möød story!
Wife: okay, they are øff.
Husband: okay, climb the bêd.
Wife: why? Am i your slāve?
Husband: Just climb the bêd and relax.
Wife: Okay, so what's next?
Husband: I just want you to help me count my money, every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, my money always disāppear.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please Guys Just One Word for the Husband......🫢😂😂😂

03/10/2024

This remind me of a particular day back then in 2021, I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I coudn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold ladies and gentlemen I walked..😭😂😂🤣🤣😅

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02/10/2024

One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.😒

Guy, But I'm not ready!😭

Death said, Well today your name is the first on my list.😉

Guy, Okay then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEE☕ before we go😊?

Death☠️, All right.
RoseRose Ndukwe e Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it😅. Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!! The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!!😌

When Death woke up he said to the Guy, Because you have been so nice to me now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.😇

Who say village people don't exist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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02/10/2024

How guys apologize to girls in America

Boy : *throws stone at the window*
Girl : Who the hell is that?..*comes out* Kyle?!
Boy : Hey Sophie
Girl : What are you doing here? 😒
Boy : look, I'm sorry for how I treated you earlier, please forgive me baby...
Girl : No! I'm so over you, Kyle. This will be the last time you'll ever cheat on me.
Boy : baby, please.. *brings out guitar* I wanna sing for you, okay? Can you let me do that?
Girl : hmph 🙎🏻‍♀️
Boy : 🎵🎶 we were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was..I will not give you up this timeeee...
Girl : 🥺
Boy : 🎵🎶 darling just kiss me slow, your love is all I know, and in your eyes, you're holding mineee... Baaby I'm, dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, bare foot on the grass, listening our favorite song...
Girl : oh Kyle, that was beautiful 🥺
Boy : I promise to never let you down again, Sophie, forgive me?
Girl : yes I do
Boy : I love you
Girl : I love you too 😭

Some where in Nigeria

Boy : *throws stone*
Stone : *hits the neighbor's window*
Girl : *comes out* Chisos, what was...*sees the boy* David, what are you looking for?
Boy : I'm looking for you na
Girl : What is doing you? Did I not tell you that I don't want to see you again? 😒
Boy : Ah an, why na? Oya come downstairs
Girl : for what?
Boy : I want to see you nau
Girl : by 12 midnight abi? 😒
Boy : Blessing, come nau
Girl : you must be high, I'm not going anywhere
Boy : are you still angry?
Girl : Nooooo, I'm happy 😒
Boy : ah an, oya should I sing for you?
Girl : Me I dunno o 🙄
Boy : *clears throat* 🎵🎶 ya butiforrrr!!!!! Ya butiforrrr!!!...
Girl : 🤦🏾‍♀️
Boy : 🎵🎶ya butiforrrr! Eez truuu! I saw yo face! And I kant look away 👨🏾‍🎤
Girl : Mtcheeeew *enters her room*
Boy : Blessing! Blessing nau!! *picks stone and throws*
Girl : *comes outside* What now? *stone hits her head and she falls to her death*
Boy : 🙆🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

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02/10/2024

🌝😍🤗 JOKES TIME 🎉🎊😁😋💛
Saint hate it when people say "nobody knows tomorrow" Abeg is tomorrow not Friday ? I hate confusion🚶🏃🏃
2. Do you have a stubborn sister or
daughter who always go clubbing and don't
like sleeping home, if yes?
Then contact us
We impregnate such girls to avoid them
going out . Just Call our Admin
No disappointment😜😜😂😂
3. There are 3 kinds of students in the
world...
Some make wonders happen,
Some see wonders happen, And.......
Others wonder what happened!!!!!🙈🙊🙉
4. My girlfriend told me to "send her
money" so I went into my SMS box, "typed
Money" and press send.... I just saw her
missed call, I think she wants to thank me or
tell me how lucky she is to have me.😂😂
5. You'll never hear a lady's real voice until
she is chased by dogs.🙈😂
6. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
straight forward, which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "😳😜
7. Money is like HIV in Nigeria, just ask
anybody they will say I don't have oo😂😂😝
8. Those of you students that used to run to
the front seat during lectures " how far"
have you bought your first private jet😠😂

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9. Stop using Alomo, Burukutu, Tramadol,
Mokole and Bitter kola.
Your partner deserves a "Free and Fair
er****on" inside her.🙈😜
10. I said it and I will keep saying it. No native
doctor can break, the blood convent btw
suya nd newspaper.
oya come and argue😜😂
11. I saw a guy today drinking his beer at
6:30 am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I walked away🚶
Now minding my own business🙉
12. When the pastor says "Open to the book
of Roman" You will start sleeping
But when a girl says "Open my blouse" you
will do that in 5 seconds and draw her bra
like someone starting generator... don't
worry bro... the devil is happily gathering
your firewood🔥🔥😂

02/10/2024

Good Morning 🌞
If you’re alive today
Never take that for granted
Take 2mins to say
Thank you Lord 🙏

01/10/2024

One day, I sat down and calculated how much I have been spending on foodstuffs monthly, well, after seeing the HOOGE amount, I made a BIG decision. I thought it will save my little money.

Me to my wife when I got home: see, we will have to stop eating rice and beans. It is because of the economy and gsksjsshsosgtsjsk ysiissbsg.

She looked surprised. Like, 'you wey like beans'. Well, we decided to boycott RICE and BEANS. Mostly, BEANS.

After about two to three days, we were feeding on spaghetti, macaroni and swallow.

I noticed I did not defecate for two days since I changed the food I normally eat.

My people, later, I felt the urge to poo-poo. I enter toilet, s**t dey my yansh but e no gree come outside.

Have you seen how prisoners STAND holding the iron barring them from stepping out of prison? I did a style similar to that standing, held my toilet's burglary, i swear, s**t no gree comot.

I did the style Manchester United's GK, Onana does while attempting to save a ball he will end losing, this s**t no gree comot.

Meanwhile, my wife and son were peacefully s**tting. My wife noticed I now spend about 30mins in defecating. I been no wan tell her but you know what happened?

I finally s**t and during my next s**tting schedule, it came maybe 3 days after the first one, I still found it EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to s**t.

I called some 'doctors' and was asked to check my food. 🙀.

Out of anger, I arranged small money, gave my wife the next market day and she brought my BELOVED beans home.

I swear, that night abi na next morning, I s**t PEACEFULLY. My most-awaited s**t PEACEFULLY came out of my a**s. 😍

Beans is now more expensive, I'm here, calculating again? Abi I should try boycotting again? But how will I s**t after eating spaghetti wey no cost reach beans?

My people, make una advise me.

If you laugh, I will block you. 🤣

01/10/2024

Time to laugh 😁😂😆SAINT ENGLISH CLASS.
Teacher: today, we will talk about question tags. Here are examples...
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?

Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: sir! Na yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: what kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Joshua: sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: you guys must be stupid! must you joke with everything?😒
Oya Mr jokes! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Mr jokes: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't you? 🙄😂😂😂😂

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01/10/2024

SMILE WITH YOUR WHITÊ TÊETH 🥰🥺😂😭

1). Bâbe: I sâw iphône 14 at the mâll🥰🥺🤍
ME: Do you likê it?
Bâbê: I swêar I lôve it☝️🙈🙈🥺🥰🥰
ME: Ok 💝, I will givê you T-fârê to gô and lôôk at it agâin 😳😳😭😭😂😂😂

2. Some gûys be likê "I dôn't knôw how to coôk because my môm didn't teâch me to Côok"😒🤨
Waîtooo..... Who taûght you hôw to unhôok brâ 😳😒😂😂😂😭😭

3. Brös, so you pârked your Rânge röver in lagös and went bâck to the Eâst to lôok for a wifē mâterial,😒
And you thînk Owêrri gîrls can't
pêrcieve the câr smêll arôund you.. Dey Plây 😳😳🙆😭😭😭😂😂💔

4) . My brôther, stöp dēcêiving yôurself....

You alwâys cömplain gîrls don't lôve you
becâuse you dôn't have mônēy.😔😔...

Abêg, You yoûrself, do you löve yourself when you're brökê? 😏.....Nô... Tâlk trûe.. Do yöu? 😏 😂🤦
My gûy, go hûstle 😳😳😭😭🤣😂😂

5). After prömising us that she wôn't tâke timê with her tēstimöny, she bêgân with
"It all stârted in the Fîrst Wörld Wâr"

Don't hôld mē ohh, Lêâve me!!!, I said Leâve Me!!😭😭😭😭😭💔💔

6) May you Nôt be Brõkê that's you Stãrts Guêssing Rêchargē Cãrd 😳😳😭😭😂😂

7) When A Gîrl Smilês With My Phône
AMERICANS: Woow, who's Mâking Our Daûghter lâugh Onlîné 💖🥰😘
NIGERIANS: If You Lîke, Give Hîm Your Brêâst through the Phönê 😳😳😳🙊😭😭😂😂

😎 Just Kêep On Förmîng "Rîch Kîd" On Facebôok Until they Kídnâp You and âsks for mîllîôn nâirâ, and your Dâd don't even Cârd to Câll Them Bäck 🙊😳😳😭😭😂😂😂

My Love 💫🔐💞, As Long as you Smile With your Beauty, and you Like the post,

That destiny Helper that you thought have forgotten you, He Will Never rest til he meets you, and Lifts you up 🥺🥰🥰
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01/10/2024

1...
dating a neighbor is nonsense ,because you will be receiving a text like "baby is everything alright ?, I just see you coming out from toilet"😁🥺🥺
❤
2.... Nigerians be like pls u get flashing credit? Ah just wan tell this guy make e no forget the package wey we discuss and that thing way e talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again.... *
Shuuuu,for inside flashing?🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
❤
3... Once you hear people saying, "His
girlfriend is controlling him", just know the
relationship is going very well.😴😁😁
❤
4.... You want to be wise but you are Dating
only one girl? Is that what King Solomon
taught you? My brother improve.
This is 2024🥺😂😂
❤
5.. That song "EKWUEME"
can make you return
stolen meat with tears
in your eyes.😥🤣
❤
6...How do you even start arguing with a last
born , I mean Someone who has never seen her mother pregnant.
They dont have sense at all🤧😂😂😭
❤
8... Sisters, why do you put on a seat belt
when you are taking a selfie in a parked car????
U think we will not know???😎🤣🤣
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9.... I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab man called soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews
interviewer: your name
guy: soq Madik
interviewer: suck your what?
guy: Madik
oh my Gurd!!!
❤😲🤣🤣🤣
10... why will I marry a girl with small bress?
What if I finish the milk before my kids arrive, what will I tell them
❤❤😎😅😅😅
11... my sista stop calling sombody's son broke becox if ur papa gt money u no go dey disturb person pikin.🥰🤣🤣
❤❤
12...show me a clean youruba gal nd i will show u a virgin from akwaibom
❤❤🥴😁😁 Rose Ndukwe
13...i make many mistRose Ndukwe ar but thank God say i knw buy dat balenciaga sweater wey yoruba boys dey wear like uniform.
❤❤😅😅😅
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01/10/2024

Just Laugh Jhoorr 🤣🤣🤣
1) Favour, please If You want to Bìll Me, Do it with Sēnse naaaa
Which one is:
"Emma, please I need # 2OK to Do Independence Hair,.... I want to Look Good For my Country!!!"

2) I was Busy Copying what Favour was Writing today In Exam Hall, because it seems she's Brilliant
When I dëcided to Read what I was copying from Favour , I saw
"Bāby, why didn't you Usē Cøndòm yesterday?"

3) Nigeria núrses ehn; they're rúde, they'll cáll you By your diséase, They'll Be Like:
"Oga Syphìlis, where are you going to?" 😂

4) Your Facebook Timeline says Studying At Oxford University, but lives at Lagos;... I'm Not saying You're Lyíng oo; It's Just that: How Are You manáging to Pay Transport Fare😂😂😂

5) I Bórrowed # 50O0 From Airtel And Quickly Breâk the SIM Cârd;
When I went to Buy another One, they sent Me message "Your Chíldren Will Dó It For You" 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂

6) If You Sláp Your Gírlfriend, And She sláps You Bâck, Please Just márry her🙏😔😔;
It's Only Her that Can Discípline A Mád Mân like you😂😂😂😂😂

7) Favour, they Rùshed You to Hòspital, because you're at The Põint of Deāth, And you're still Lòoking For Bēd that has Sòcket 💥😳😳😒😒😂😂😂

The Man that I went For Mârriage Counseling, I met Him Beáting his Wife With Fryíng Pán 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭

9) I went To Record A Song In A Studio; After Spending two Hours Singing, the Producer came Out with The Results Smiling 🙈🥰
I knew Normally That I Was So So Talented in Music 🥺😔😔
He Loóked at Me and said "Sir, Do You Know there's Huge Gaín in Akarâ Búsiness?" 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cutie 😔😔, As Long As You Rēact on the Pòst, may you never Enter any Deprëssion that Will Make You think of Tāking your lifë Away 😔😔😔😔😔
Cutie 🥺🥺🥰, if I have Made you Smile 😔😔, I pray God in his Infinite Mercy touches your Golden Söul to FoIIow Me for more Smiles ever 😔😔, So we can be Smiling Daily together, PLEASE Beloved 🥺😔😔😔
Please please 🥺🥺😔😔🙏

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01/10/2024

You wey dey carry our nyash go give outsider, will go soon expel Una from this
Page.🧏🧏
Please followup👇 this page
do may God bless you all the time Amen🙏

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