14/10/2025
5 tips about b@d mรกrriage ๐๐
1.My dear, marriage na sweet thing oโฆ until you realize youโve been quarreling with the same human being since Buhari first enter office ๐ญ.
At this point, na endurance race we dey run, not marriage! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐
2.
Some marriages be like rechargeable lamp โ e only bright when visitors come ๐ฉ๐ก.
Once they go, everywhere dark, even mosquito no wan stay! ๐คฃ
3.
Marriage no be for children o! One minute you dey say โbaby, I love you,โ next minute you dey drink garri with tears because baby don vex again ๐ญ๐.
4.
Dem say love is blind, but my dear, bad marriage go open your eyes pass WAEC examiner ๐๏ธ๐.
You go see character, attitude, and small witchcraft join! ๐ญ๐คฃ
5.
Dem talk say marriage na about compromise. Na true!
I compromise my peace of mind, he compromise who go hold remote ๐๐บ๐
