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When scientists were ranking animals, Mr Warthog the King of the Savannah was in his holes so they ended up crowning the...
16/10/2024

When scientists were ranking animals, Mr Warthog the King of the Savannah was in his holes so they ended up crowning the wrong guys.. king of the jungle title went to the lion and fastest went to the cheetah but both titles belong to the hog. Third title for the warthog is for reverse parking gear. Dude can reverse into a hole in the middle of a high speed chase acceleration from zero is like a race car and brakes are instant.. I think its time we crown the right champions with all fairness.. If a cheetah can chase a hog and fail to catch it then we have a new champion, the V16 bi-turbo 6.5L AMG Engine. I 💕

If hand no touch one artist others no go learn 🤣🤣🤣
16/10/2024

If hand no touch one artist others no go learn 🤣🤣🤣

Beside every successful Man, there is a woman. Jarvis did not look down on Peller when he was Nobodi, now together they ...
14/10/2024

Beside every successful Man, there is a woman. Jarvis did not look down on Peller when he was Nobodi, now together they re both rîch & famous ❣️.

Build with your man & never look down on him.
Congratulations to them ✅🥂

13/10/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Vincent Okafor, Kāylìé Bhāzì

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, yo...
11/10/2024

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dīe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

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10/10/2024

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07/10/2024

E get as man go brokE reach,e go begin dey resemble woman🧐😂😂

07/10/2024

This International Break Self😫

Country Football Get As E Be😫

07/10/2024

Monday Morning… HEHEHE 💸😉

07/10/2024

I almost forget my page oo📄

"SUCCESS IS STILL A KID AND WE L0VE HER SOO MUCH" - Mark Angel speaksNigerian skirtmaker Mark Angel finally speaks out a...
25/07/2024

"SUCCESS IS STILL A KID AND WE L0VE HER SOO MUCH" - Mark Angel speaks

Nigerian skirtmaker Mark Angel finally speaks out and ask Success to return the car gift from Ned Nwoko 😳💔

In his words 👇🏾
"Success is still a kid and she's actually still on learning process. We're very sorry we can't accept this car from you sir"

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