Call me ChizzyB

Call me ChizzyB Come make we reason together
Don't take life too serious
Wahala no dey finish..

10/07/2025

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I picked a bag containing a iphone,HP laptop, power bank rechargeable fan and some cash...it was late and I was already ...
27/06/2024

I picked a bag containing a iphone,HP laptop, power bank rechargeable fan and some cash...it was late and I was already closing up for the day, I had to dismount the bag to look for contact on how to connect to the owner ...

At the end of the day very late at night the owner came to pick it up and offered me 1k😃

I declined I mean why not🤷
Yes I was in need
Yes the items returned are Worth more than 1k If I decide to keep them
And yes they are not mine to keep 😃

What I did was for my peace of mind 🤷
Was I been tested 🤷 considering this way this week went for me🤷I don't know.

But I was happy I returned it..

21/06/2024

get to know me☺️

21/06/2024

Fake love everywhere on fb shh..🙄🙄

21/06/2024

A man with diarrhoea does not ask a stammerer for the direction of a toilet🤣
Have you find yourself in this situation before 🤣

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUB...
08/06/2024

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow #5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a #30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a #5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the #5,000 and the interest, which comes to #150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ' #5,000'.
The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only #150.41 and expect it to be there when I return

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10/05/2024

When you face difficult times, know the challenges are not sent to destroy you. They are sent to promote, increase and strengthen you. Have a lovely, monetary week and bliss. May what you deserve, locate you

04/05/2024

If you are still doing this👇it's time you stop.
If you're still rinsing your teeth with water after brushing them, it may be time to stop.
There are actually some benefits to leaving that extra bit of toothpaste on your teeth.

I used to rinse after brushing my teeth and even went back over them with a wet toothbrush to remove any remnants of toothpaste left in my mouth.
But then I found out from a dentist's TikTok video that doing that isn't the most effective method of keeping your chompers in good shape.

21/04/2024

A man who has disciplined himself over women has already solved half of his problems. There’s no gain in womanising🫡

A or B 🤷Choose wisely 😋😋😋
21/04/2024

A or B 🤷
Choose wisely 😋😋😋

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