Pumpah, Lagos (2025)

15/08/2024

I have decided to give away RECHARGE CARD per question u answer correctly.

1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?

2. Who was the first indigenous woman to
fry Akara and Yam?

3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tou-t
(Agbero)?

4a. How much in total did Anini stea-ll during his
lifetime as an amu robber?😜
4b. How much did he give to the masses?
4c. How much did he give to his mother?

5. Who was the first child to trek to school?

6a. Where was the first indigenous ma d woman from?
6b) What was his/her name?

7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
7b. Who invented it?
7c. Who was the first customer to buy it?

8a. Who was the first woman to spend the #1000 naira note?
8b. Where?
8c. When?
8d. What did she buy?

9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitos
are in A*o Rock? (give your answer in binary form)

10. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar?
10b) Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?

Each question attract # 5k recharge card, ur time start now.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Don't spoil d game pls

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06/08/2024

🤣😂THROWBACKS JOKES 😂🤣🥺.......................................................

Last night I had a serious fight🤼‍♂️
with my wife just because i was drunk🍾
and she made me promised her never
to get my self drunk again which i did.😣

Today I went to my friends birthday🎂 party my colleague at my working place, we all ate, drink and had fun🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️. And now am so drunk, i manage to know my way back home.😣

When I entered my house i was sitting on my sofa in my sitting room when my wife was coming down from the step,🚶‍♀️
and I don't want her to know that I'm drunk so that we won't have another fight,🤼‍♂️ I started operating my laptop, when she came closer to me she said 🗣️"honey who are you trying to fool?🙄

I can see that you are really drunk!"🤸‍♂️🍾
I quickly replied🗣️ "look here woman I don't want your trouble this time around, because I won't tolerate any nonsense from you.

👨Well as you can see, i'm only trying to do some office work on my system."
🗣️She said to me "I see, but why
are you typing on your "Briefcase"💼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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05/08/2024

This morning,

Uncle - (in the bathroom having his bath)

Me - (walks in)

Uncle - Who is there?

Me -

Uncle - Who is there nau?

Me -

Uncle - Someone just entered my room

Me - It's me, rest.

Uncle - Barnabas, what are you doing in my room? Hope you didn't come to steal my perfume?

Me - As what? Your perfumes combined don't reach how much one of my body spray is. I came to drop something in your room.

Uncle - Oya Oya, no vex. I have gist for you.

Me - What's that?

Uncle - Remember that your crush Anabell?

Me - Ehen?

Uncle - I was at her place throughout yesterday night

Me - Because you're homeless nau

Uncle - (laughs) I smash am guyyyyy!!!

Me - If you smashed your final year papers like this, Shey you'd not be living with us

Uncle - (laughing) I know it's paining you

Me - Paining me how?

Uncle - Barnabas, it is paining you. Admit it. She told me that you have always wanted to do stuffs with her but her conscience did not allow her due to how much she loves you

Me - (laughs)

Uncle - She loves you so much but na me smash a (laughing )

Me - Enh, that's because she said she doesn't want me to contact the hiv and aids she has na....

Uncle - You're joking.

Me - Why do you think she always fall sick? She said it was her goal to share it to as much guys as possible...

Uncle - Jesus!!!!

Door slams shut

Uncle - Barnabas! Don't leave me! Wait I'm coming.

Me - I'm not the one that left the room o, it's your girlfriend

Uncle -

05/08/2024

😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LAUGHTER 🤣

1. To all virgins who are wondering what s*x is like.
Well it's 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears. 🚶🚶

2. I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😚
3. Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife,
All u will be hearing is "chan chan chan" ♨
😛😛😍😍😍😂😂😂😂
4. In this weather, any babe that visits her boyfriend while on her period is a witch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😕😕😕😕😕😕
5. You're too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear (kapachumarimaritupa )God dey watch you o😆😆😆😅
6. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses
Your cup go soon full
7. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cm store his name as ''Bros gala''
Sista tank you o
8. You're an O'level holder but you sponsor your girl for university
My broda, you be scholarship board?

9. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ''Home Sweet Home''
Your Mata Dey God's Hand

10. You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people's goods,Abeg wetin i wan tell you?''
😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ?

12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus to 25 people before he get rich' please stop disturbing me or else I will curse ooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13. NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria
Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone😅

14. Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic😂

15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000.
From All Your EX How Much Will You Get😂
As For Me I Will Get N100,000....
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03/08/2024

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03/08/2024

😂RELOADED JOKES😂.................................................

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Although I am not the best I am among the best

Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please I need 1k followers at this page please 🥺🙏👉 Perry MentalPerry MentalPerry Mental

03/08/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

____ _ _____________☑️

4. Don't mind mine numbering, am confused, you are confused, Everybody is confuse, even the country is confuses!
So just laugh 😂😀😃😄 and pass🏃🏾🏃🏾

5. Pls I didn't have a girlfriend, you girls should stop disturbing me🙏

10. Instead of joining cult in school, dying like fowl,
Why not just tell your parents to use u for money ritual?
Simple arithmetic😂😀😄🤷🏼‍♀

6.Women hate mathematics, and love counting money!
Is that one Biology?🤭😂😃😀

8.The best singer in the word is the mosquito cause even if you don't like his song, you must still clap 4 him😀🤷🏼‍♀🤷🏼‍♀😂

1. You might have money more than me, but you are not the owner of that #420 in my account😂😀🤷🏼‍♀😮

3. My sister no matter how beautiful you are, you father will still exchange you with palm wine and cola and goat.
Just have patience till that guy comes😂😃

15. Those ghost readers that reads my jokes and skip without liking And Following me up, lemme ask you a question;
Are you sure you like you phone?🤷🏼‍♀

___________☑️

SEE 👀Some people
we just purposely Read My Jokes and after Reading They Will just Go 🚶🏃 like Dat abeg🙏make una try Show Love 💜

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