DJ SpoiltKid

18/06/2023

Nigeria in Trouble but see what happens at last minute 👇

Nigeria in trouble but see what happens at last minute.. Follow and share if you like this story.

03/06/2023

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When Nollywood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives, here is what some of them will say..

Ramsey Noah :
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not,why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the ụmụnna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs :
"Now,I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum :
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her,but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey,I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"

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01/06/2023

How yahoo boys collect from your babe… shine your eye bro 😎😂

29/05/2023

So I hear netizens are condemning this lady for showing herself using legs to wash bitterleaf.

Too many city people on the Internet. Please until you invent machine for washing bitterleaf kindly note that this is how they wash bitterleaf in the villages from time immemorial especially for commercial quantities.

If you complain about this, kindly wait and see palm oil processing first before you talk. 🤣

Cpd ✍️

29/05/2023

Abuja drivers will put on seat belt, then carry you and another passenger in front, as if to say their life is worth more than both of you.

Oga oya come join the passenger, make I drive una, I'll still pay when I reach my bustop. 🙄

Well, today this one met his match!

Picked this really slim guy after he dropped the passenger in front and two minutes into the ride, he stopped for another passenger.

"Oga where you wan carry am, for boot? " the passenger beside me inquired.

Driver totally ignored her, turned to Slim guy in front, "abeg make I help this man, e go drop for front".

Slim Guy: 🤬

Driver : Abeg nah, you slim e go enter una

Slim Guy :🤬

Driver : (lost cool) no be you I follow Dey talk, you buy car for me, na two we Dey carry for front abeg

Slim Guy :🤬

Driver : Oga you go pay for 2?

Slim Guy:🤬

Driver : Oya nah, when I reach now you no pay you go see craze.

We got to Finance, Slim guy gestures that he's dropping at the bustop and issues exact fare for one person as driver stopped.

Driver : Oga Wetin be this (gets off the car and walks after Slim guy).

Slim Guy : Hello Officer , excuse me for a minute please (calling the attention of the Road Safety Officers at the Junction)

Driver : 🤬

Officer approaches.

Slim Guy: Please officer this driver is asking me to allow another passenger with myself In the front seat, so we won't use our seat belt, is that the new safety rules?

Officer : (Looks into the car) Na true?

Me: Yes oh!!!!

Officer : Oga, your papers, park well.

This is me sneaking out of the car to find another one going my way.

26/05/2023

The world famous football player "Sadio Mane of Senegal" (West Africa), whose income is $186K per week, was seen in many places with broken mobile phones.

In an interview when asked about it, he said I'll get it fixed. When asked why you are not buying a new one, he said I could buy a thousand, 10 Ferraris, 2 Jet Planes, Diamond watches that I can buy, but why do I need all of these.

I saw poverty, so I couldn't learn, I built schools so that people could learn, I didn't have shoes, I played without shoes, I didn't have good clothes, I didn't have food. I have so much today that I want to share it with my people instead of showing off.

26/05/2023

China launches a drone mobile toilet which allow people to call it any time they want to use it from anywhere & at any time. Heaven on earth 🫢

26/05/2023

Most Nigerian girls are still single not because of anything but just because they like staying indoors.

True or False

26/05/2023

Where can we see this kind of transportation.

Aba
Onitsha
Owerri
Lagos
Enugu
Kaduna 🙄🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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24/05/2023

States that I have been to and what I have to say about their men.

Enugu state: Over packaging,they are very neat but move around with empty pocket 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃.

Benue state: Hard working, good at farm works but drinks lots of alcohol.

FCT: Neat guys with too much packaging,they make lots of money but spend almost all on packaging,lots of them don't live in a house but drives luxurious cars that they sleep inside.

Anambra: full time hustlers, like they can do anything good just to make money,they like helping themselves to grow in business, they love their woman so much,but are not romantic in nature,most of them are like Hakimi they listen to their mom more than their wives, they have lesser time for flexing,but once they make time to forget it they design everywhere with dollars.

I know alot about them because I was born and brought up there 😃🙄🙄

Rivers State: I know less about them because I went there just for professional training, but the few things that I saw about them they are nice and rich.

Abia State: bad governance have affected lots of their men🙄

Imo state: they don't like girls that are not already made,they hardly invest in women.

Lagos State: Hustlers,they like women too much reason most of them hustle to buy car for deceiving gullible girls, they love bleaching creams, always claiming to be wise, but they get money shaa.

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20/05/2023

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14/05/2023

From frying pan to fire 😂

14/05/2023

In this picture a baby is crying over the murder of his mother by Fulani TERRORIST. To you it's politics and getting a corrupt share from government's money.
However to millions of Nigerians like the people in Southern Kaduna, it's about survival and having a life, money is secondary. Think about it..

12/05/2023

If you ever get lost in Abeokuta, just find your way to lanfenwa From there you will be safe

If in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny. 😂
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