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24/04/2026

When she is trying to be God ゚

Acc!dent why 😭😭don’t pass without saying sorry 😭😭
24/04/2026

Acc!dent why 😭😭don’t pass without saying sorry 😭😭

“My friend walked out on her marriage of barely a year because her father came from the village for a hospital visit and...
24/04/2026

“My friend walked out on her marriage of barely a year because her father came from the village for a hospital visit and the husband offered him their couch since they didn’t have an extra mattress for him.

Then two days after the father arrived, a wife of the husband’s friend was supposed to come into town for a 3 days course and the husband went and bought a new mattress for the friend’s wife.

The wife said her father should sleep on the mattress instead and the husband said she should use her money to buy the mattress for her dad. She wasn’t working then so he knew she didn’t have”

— Lady ends marriage of barely a year after a domestic disagreement over sleeping arrangements

Tumbom Tumbom Pr0phecy. If Peter Obi wins in 2027, our M∆n!pμlated Z!oπ!tes will bring out this v!deo to claim that thei...
24/04/2026

Tumbom Tumbom Pr0phecy. If Peter Obi wins in 2027, our M∆n!pμlated Z!oπ!tes will bring out this v!deo to claim that their Ofucharafancha prophesied about Gregory Peter Obi sitting on the chair of honour.– RV. Fr. Kelvin Ugwu reacts to a video of Prophet Ebuka Obi's prophecy that Peter Obi Will win the next election

“There is somebody called Gregory… animama-sondoorobo-shida…” Hahahahahaha!

If Peter Obi does not win, and you bring out this same video to show them that their Ofucharafancha was just doing his M∆n!pμlative bus!ness, the f0llowers will ask you to provide where Peter Obi’s name was clearly mentioned… and remind you that anyone can be Gregory.

If, in that same 2027, after the £lections have been concluded, you press further and ask them to point out any Gregory who actually sat on the chair of honour following what the prophecy said, they will tell you that Gregory could be anywhere, in any place, any country. . . and that the “chair of honour” could mean anything. Whichever way, you will never win the argument… That is why it is called Tumbom Tumbom.

The interesting part is this: if Gregory Peter Obi is the type who f0llows and believes in all these Tumbom Tumbom pr0phecies, and somehow he then wins the election and becomes president. . . because he has been M∆n!pulated to believe that things happen only through what the self-acclaimed prophet says, he will begin to feel he owes God and the prophet some form of appreciation.

He will then buy a brand-new car, carry some cash or a cheque, and other gifts to present to the prophet. That is how the prophet gets rich and grows more f0llowers. Know this today, the self-acclaimed prophet gets r!ch by doing Tumbom Tumbom prophecies.

If he calls any name and says that person will give b!rth, even when you would still give b!rth anyway, with or without the prophecy, your subc0nsc!ous will tell you it happened because of what the prophet said.

If you get a job, you will attribute it to him.
If you get a wife, you will attribute it to him.
If you get a visa, you will attribute it to him.

In fact, everything. That is why he keeps calling random names, and if you pay attention, the names are usually Igb0 names, or names of people he knows are watching or listening to him. Or names of people his f0llowers will know.

This is to gain credibility and to make you feel the need to come and “appreciate” the prophet. That is how it works.

As I said, that is where the prophet gets the money he then invests in all the seraphic projects sc∆ttered all over the country.

Then, as those seraphic projects begin to yield income, to b00st his credibility even more, he takes less than 1% of it to share as charity. And as he shares the M0NEY, he records it. He then circulates the v!deos so that people will begin to praise him as the prophet of our time.

Because when you give a P00R man 100,000 naira right now, he can even k!lll for your sake. If you d0ubt me, let him present an annual ∆ccount of all his £arn!πgs from 0fferings, gifts, donations, and seraphic projects. . . and then compare it with what he actually gives out as charity every year. It is that simple.

I don’t bl∆me him much. I thank him for giving out the little from what his M∆n!pulat!ons yielded. But I bl∆me the N!ger!an situation. I bl∆me p0v£rty, I bl∆me P0v£rty M£ntal!ty. If you don’t l!ke me, please bl0¢k me. Seraphically preaching. . .

The Ebonyi state Born Billionaire Business man, Babyoku father, (EBUBEDIKE), has arrived in Amudo Ezza, Ebonyi State, fo...
24/04/2026

The Ebonyi state Born Billionaire Business man, Babyoku father, (EBUBEDIKE), has arrived in Amudo Ezza, Ebonyi State, for the burial proper tomorrow. The Golden C∆scket Worth over 50 million naira. This is definitely going to be a befitting burial.

"If men know how st¥*p!d they look when they kneel to propose to a woman, they’ll never indulge in such cr@p. Never you ...
24/04/2026

"If men know how st¥*p!d they look when they kneel to propose to a woman, they’ll never indulge in such cr@p.

Never you kneel to propose to a woman.

Never.

Stand proudly like the King that you are and propose to her.

If she says you must kneel down to propose to her or she leaves, let her go.

D¥mp her.

She doesn’t love you.

Never make a f*ol of yourself because of a woman.

Any woman who truly loves you will not watch you make a f*ol of yourself."

~ Actor Yul Edochie bl@st$ men over marriage proposal.

“This Mayowa girl caused serious iss¥es in my household. Mayowa is also an ex-girlfriend to my now ex-husband, Yusuf Fat...
24/04/2026

“This Mayowa girl caused serious iss¥es in my household. Mayowa is also an ex-girlfriend to my now ex-husband, Yusuf Fatai. Maybe homeland security and investigations can let us know if it was my ex-husband who invited Mayowa to America after he had secured his citizenship through marriage to me…” - A US-based woman publicly accused Nigerian On-Air Personality Mayowa Lambe of allegedly playing a role in the breakdown of her marriage, sparking fresh reactions online.

“The path to greatness leaves no room for we@kness, only strength that’s enough… fals£h00d may travel fast, but truth ar...
23/04/2026

“The path to greatness leaves no room for we@kness, only strength that’s enough… fals£h00d may travel fast, but truth arrives with cons£qu£nces…” - US-based gospel singer David Ayuba has finally reacted to the ongoing controversy involving his wife, Mayowa Lambe, and her estranged husband, Roby Ekpo.

In comparing the burial arrangements provided by Obi Cubana and Baby Oku for their parents, which one stands out as more...
23/04/2026

In comparing the burial arrangements provided by Obi Cubana and Baby Oku for their parents, which one stands out as more impressive and dependable; does Obi Cubana's use of 700 cows and other resources pale in comparison to Baby Oku's extravagant display involving 501,000 cows, gold casket, and chartered helicopter for his father's security personnel?
— feeling excited in Lagos.

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