18/05/2026
Open to the Book of CHIKE
Chapter 1 to the End
1: And it came to pass in those days, that Chike the smooth talker visited the house of Frank Idoho his companion.
2: And Sandra the wife of Frank prepared jollof rice and fried chicken exceeding golden in appearance.
3: And Chike beheld the food and said in his heart, “Surely this household floweth with milk and enjoyment.”
4: Then Frank said, “My brother, make thyself comfortable whilst I go unto the betting shop to pursue Chelsea and over 2.5 goals.”
5: And Frank departed in peace, not knowing that temptation crouched at his doorstep.
6: And Sandra and Chike sat together in the parlor watching African Magic.
7: And their discussion multiplied greatly, from football unto relationship matters, and from relationship matters unto dangerous laughter.
8: Then Sandra said unto Chike, “Thou art truly hilarious.”
9: And Chike adjusted his shirt collar secretly and replied, “A merry heart doeth good like medicine.”
10: And behold, the neighbor known as Mama Nkechi peeped through the curtain, for her ministry was monitoring and observation.
11: And when she saw the closeness thereof, she ran swiftly unto the WhatsApp group called “Odogwu Villa Residents Forum.”
12: And she proclaimed, “Awake! For strange things are happening in Flat 2B!”
13: And the matter spread upon the internet like wildfire in harmattan season.
14: Then Frank returned from the betting shop, for Chelsea had disappointed him once again.
15: And he entered his house and perceived that the atmosphere was not normal.
16: And Frank lifted up his voice and cried, “Chike! Is it thou, my brother in whom I trusted, with whom I shared suya and pepper soup?”
17: But Chike answered and said, “Judge me not too harshly, for the flesh is weak.”
18: And Sandra covered her face and said, “Can everybody please calm down?”
19: But peace had already left the compound like NEPA light during rainfall.
20: Then the elders of the street gathered themselves at the gate discussing the matter with deep concern and cold malt.
21: And one elder spake wisely, saying, “A friend that visiteth too often shall soon know the position of the TV remote.”
22: And another answered, “Trust no man that complimenteth thy wife’s stew excessively.”
23: And social media users rejoiced greatly, making memes and reaction videos without ceasing.
24: For seven days and seven nights, TikTok and Facebook rested not from the gist thereof.
25: Thus ended the friendship of Frank and Chike, but the internet laughter continued forevermore.
26: Amen. 😂
