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"Every picture tells a story; this one is about hope and new beginnings.""In a world where you can be anything, be kind....
18/01/2025

"Every picture tells a story; this one is about hope and new beginnings."
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
"Chasing dreams and capturing moments."
"This is me, embracing every moment with an open heart."
"Life is a beautiful journey, and I’m grateful for every step."

YOU WILL SLEEP IN A HOUSE of your OWN 2025.CLAIM IT.
11/01/2025

YOU WILL SLEEP IN A HOUSE of your OWN 2025.
CLAIM IT.

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON.1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom🏃🏃😁😁2. If she drinks beer ..... cond...
09/01/2025

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON.

1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom🏃🏃😁😁

2. If she drinks beer ..... condom😁😁

3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom😁😁

4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!😁😁

5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!😁😁

6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!😁😁

7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom😁😁

8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!😁😁

9. If she lives alone ..... condom please😁😁🚶

10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at KU, UoN, JKUAT, KCA & MKU... Condom oooh*😁😁

12. If she wears g-strings..... condom😳😁😁🏃

13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom🚶🏃🏃

14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom 😁😁

15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom😁😁

16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh 😁

17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom 😁😁😁

18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom😁

19 if her name is Wairimu,Anyango, Mwende, Nafula, Wambui, Akinyi,Ruth, Naomi,blessing ..….... 6 condoms ba CEE 🥴

The worst if she is pre pre that's Precious........bro no good for you 14 condom ooooo

20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁

An old man was sitting on a bench when a young man approached and asked:— Do you remember me, professor?The old man has ...
01/12/2024

An old man was sitting on a bench when a young man approached and asked:
— Do you remember me, professor?

The old man has replied :
- No I don't remember.

So the young man said :
— I was your student.

Curious, the former professor asked:
- oh and what have you become? Whatcha doin right now

The young man smiled and replied :
— Well, I also became a teacher.

Surprise, the old man said :
— What a marvel! Just like me ?

— yes, just like you. Actually, I became a teacher because of you. You inspired me

The puzzled old man asked:
— And when did you decide to be a teacher?

The youngster started counting:
— One day, still at school, one of my classmates came to class with a beautiful, brand new watch. I wanted this watch so bad I decided to steal it. Shortly after, my colleague noticed the disappearance and complained to you.

you then tell us :
— A watch was stolen during class. Who took it please return it

I didn't return it because I really wanted that watch. So you closed the door and asked us all to rise so you could search our pockets. But he did something special: he asked us to sleep.

When it was my turn, you found the watch in my pocket and took it away. He then kept scrolling others without saying a word. In the end you said :
— You can open your eyes. The watch has been found.

You never mentioned who took the watch. She never reprimanded me publicly or made any comment about it. That day was the most embarrassing, but also the most important day of my life.

With your silence, you saved my dignity. It was at that moment that I understood what it means to be a true educator and the value of a teacher.

The young man then asked :
— Do you remember that episode, Professor?

The old man replied, with a serene smile:
- I remember the stolen watch, I remember looking in everyone's pockets... But i dont remember you Look closely, I also closed my eyes while searching.

And it is complete :
— If, in order to correct, you must humiliate, then you can't teach.

12/08/2024

🖤🤍❣️

"A picture says a thousand words"Remembering the good old days"
31/07/2024

"A picture says a thousand words"
Remembering the good old days"

.A man walked into a restaurant and shoutëd his order aggressively.“Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyo...
18/07/2024

.A man walked into a restaurant and shoutëd his order aggressively.
“Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat others must eat too”😊. So the waiter served everybody their food.
After they finish eating,

the man shoutëd again
“Give me one bottle of whiskey and give everyone here 1 bottle of brandy each because when I drink everyone must drink too”☺️.
The waiter served everyone their drinks
Everybody in the restaurant were really happy
and started hailing him “Emeka the great” 😂

After the man have finïsh drinking, he shoutëd again, “give me my bill and give everyone here their bills too because when I pay my bills everyone must pay their bills too "😂😂😂

To cut the story short😌...
Well Emeka will be buriéd this coming Saturday hope you will attend as well 😂😂😂 u can join me here.👇 to always be happy

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