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13/12/2022

You're absolutely right my dear sister.

Dear young man and woman hear me now
Don't accept to marry anyone out of pity.. Forever is too far to start wallowing in tears and pains. Be conscious, don't deliberately make your self unhappy.

10/12/2022

✍️MY DAUGHTER 💕MARRIAGE LIST✍️

📌 3 cows 🐃🐃🐃
📌 16 bags of rice 🍚
📌 72 litters of red oil 🏺
📌 15 iPhone 13 pro 📱
📌 12 bags of salt
📌 18 largest inch plasma TV 🖥️ with stabilizer each
📌 2 Benz latest model 🚘🚖
📌 150 imported UK bags for her mother 👜
📌 700 Versace shoes 👠👠. Not Aba made please
📌 10 apple laptops new ones 💻
📌 90 set of jeans 👖 trouser from Dubai
📌 10 washing machines
📌 50 bags of semovita
📌 1 sack of kolanut
📌 98 crates of mineral 🥤
📌 100 bottles of red wine 🍷🍾
📌 Must build a mansion 🏘️ for 8 members of her family and sponsor their kids to study in Oxford university
📌 Must open a shopping mall for her mother in UK 🗽
📌 You must treat her like a queen 👸
📌 Finally, her bride price will just be 1k because I am not selling my daughter out💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

you Gerrit, if you don't Gerrit forget about it

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15/10/2022

A married man took his wife to a MOTEL to have a night wit her,as he was approaching to the wallsocket to plug his phone & his wife told him HONEY that socket spoilt last week!

As the husband, what would you do?