20/05/2024
A BANKER WENT TO A YORUBA RESTAURANT IN IBADAN TO EAT:
: What do you have?
: Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, Ofada Rice, White Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Iyan, Ewa Agayin, Moi-Moi, Eba, egusi , Obe Ata...
: Okay... bring a plate of Ewedu and Gbegiri with Amala, put 2 ogunfe, 1 shaki, 2 ponmo, 2 abodi, 1 roundabout and pack 2 Ofada Rice with beef and Obe Ata takeaway....
.... How do you want the ewedu? Do you want it on top or in another plate.
... Put it on top and spread the Amala well well.
..... What about the takeaway?
....... Same thing, pack it together in one plate.
..... Will you like pure water or bottle water?
..... Bottle water.
....... Cold one or room temperature.
...... Chilled bottle of water.
: Oga Sorry Sa, awa food don finiss.
: (angrily) Why then did you tell me that long menu? And all the series of questions you've been asking? You've been wasting my time.
: (smiling) Oga Sa, Shebi when I come to your bank ATM; after asking me for English or Yoruba, withdraw or check balance, PIN, savings or current, amount, print receipt, no receipt, your ATM go come tell me say,
Shebi now you know how e take dey pain person.....😄🤣😁
Happy Sunday my people!
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