06/09/2026
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You know that feeling when it's around 8pm on Sunday?โฃโฃ
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You don chop, you don baff, you dey press phone and suddenly your mind just cut. No be because say you dey sickness. Na because say Monday dey for corner dey smile ๐๐.โฃโฃ
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Na that time you go check time, check calendar like say you fit shift the Monday go Wednesday. โฃโฃ
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That feeling get name for English - dem dey call am ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ. For here, we just say "body dey signal me say tomorrow na work."โฃโฃ
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Why we dey hate Monday like this? No be say anything bad dey happen for Monday oo.โฃโฃ
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Na wetin the day represent.โฃโฃ
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Monday na alarm wey go wake us up by 5 in the morning. โฃโฃ
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Na Lagos traffic wey go start before you even comot for house. โฃโฃ
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Na "๐๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค๐๐ง๐, ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ."
Na back to Oga mood. โฃโฃ
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Na back to customer wahala. โฃโฃ
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For two days, you be sane human being. For five days, you be work machine. The equation no balance, abeg.โฃโฃ
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And as that one dey come your mind, another thinking go follow am enter. That sweet thinking wey everybody don think before.โฃโฃ
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๐๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ , ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ง๐.โฃโฃ
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No be say you lazy oo. Far from it.โฃโฃ
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If you check am well, Nigerians na one of the hardest working people for this world.โฃโฃ
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Person go stay for traffic for 4 hours, still go work, finish task, still go for side hustle for night. โฃโฃ
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Na hard work we dey do. So no be work be the problem.โฃโฃ
โฃโฃNa this kind of work.โฃโฃ
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Na work wey dey finish you but E no send you like that. โฃโฃ
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Work wey you gats do, if not, rent go increase, food go increase, but salary go stay for one place dey look you like maloo. โฃโฃ
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Na that feeling wey be say if you no hustle today, you no go chop tomorrow. โฃโฃ
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So even your weekend no be true rest. Na just short time relation.โฃโฃ
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That dream of making money without working, no be really about lying down and doing nothing from morning till night. You go tire self.โฃโฃ
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Wetin we really want na three things.โฃโฃ
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ยง-Make money dey enter even when we dey sleep. No be yahoo money oo, no be magic oo. Just something wey no need you to dey wake up early morning dey run after danfo for traffic before E go pay you. โฃโฃ
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Maybe na small business oo, maybe na content wey people go watch for months oo, maybe na skill wey dey pay you in dollars oo.โฃโฃ
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ยง-Make work no be like punishment. Nobody dey complain when dem dey do work wey dem love. Skit maker fit edit video till 2am with full energy. But make E be say na by choice. Make E no be say na because Oga go query you.โฃโฃ
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ยง-Make you fit rest without feeling guilty. Like now, if you rest, you dey count loss. "If I no go out today, I no go make sales." So we never truly rest. We just dey shuttle between pause and play.โฃโฃ
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So that vex wey you dey vex tonight, E no mean say you be bad person. E mean say you don wise.โฃโฃ
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E dey tell you say, "Omo, the way you dey make money now, E too worry mind. You need another way."โฃโฃ
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People wey later get that freedom no get am by wishing say Monday no go come. Dem use that Sunday vex turn am to plan.โฃโฃ
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Dem go ask, "Okay, wetin be that one small thing I fit do this Sunday wey go make next Monday lighter?"โฃโฃ
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Maybe na to finally record that skit. Maybe na to post that thing for WhatsApp status. Maybe na to save that 5k instead of using it to drink.โฃโฃ
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Monday go still come tomorrow. Traffic go still dey. But E better to enter Monday as person wey get plan, than as person wey just dey complain about the new week.โฃโฃ
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So tonight, no dey fight that feeling. Just tell yourself truth: "๐ ๐ง๐จ ๐ก๐๐ญ๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค. ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐จ๐ฆ."โฃโฃ
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From there, plan go start.โฃโฃ
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Abeg shey na the waking up early na him dey pain you pass, abi na the work gan gan? โฃโฃ
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Oya tell me.