06/08/2023
😆 morning 😁 JOKES😂
🤣 laugh again 😅
with me 🤣🤣🥴.
1. Me as a doctor👩⚕️: See! Madam let ur son die, u will born another one. I don tire😑
2. Imagine saving your 6 months salary to buy an iPhone 📱 and a girl gets it with just one round. Oppression💔💔😭
3. Try to dey go market small na 😔
Your soulmate may be selling okro 🙄🚶
4. Babes be like "I Need A Man, Not A Child" But End up with a child and No Man😇
5. Don't be a boring citizen, sometimes go to police station and put down their flags😄😄😃😀
Remember bail is free🤷♀️
who is with me? 🤞😂
6. Money is root of all evil, ☠️👿 that why i don't like giving someone money🤑 because i don't like evil👿🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
7. To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO”*
*
By then, my sister, it would be too late.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
8. Chaii!! Imagine the owner of Telegram,WhatsApp,Instagram & Facebook decides to delete the App. Boom!😭, your fake life is over 😮😱😂
9. M= Mental
A= Abuse
T= To
H= Humans
S= System
MATHS 👀
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
10. 🙂I thief money, the money disappear
Sapa nice tackle 😩🎤
11. Nigerian Mothers would be calling their last born "my son" as if the rest of us are plates😒🙄
12. Interviewer: but your CV says you went to University
Me🧒: Yes! to see my cousin😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
13. BOYS FACEBOOK
3 2 2 4 0🙄
GIRLS' OWN
1554 21342 3190 45038 70😩
All bcuz of nyash🤧😒
