10/03/2026
Just start laughing 🤣 😭 🤓 🤣 😁
1 Only d*ck knows what he sees inside the p***y that makes him vomit...😂😂😂😂
2.When Looking For A Job
IN U.S.A: What skills do you have?
# EUROPE : What certificate(s) do you have?
# AFRICA : WHO sent you?🙄🥹🥹🤣
3. Two things come into a lady's mind before
visting a guy for the first time.
1. I will not open my legs for him..
2. Anyway let me shave incase.🙄🤣🤣
4.Don't judge a lady by seeing her in
different cars.
Who knows maybe she is a mechanic??💨😅😅🤷🏿♂️
5.My brother don't be sad when a girl is not replying your messages on Facebook. Most of them can't read...😋😅😅
6.No matter how hard you shake after
peeing,
The last drop of the urine is for the underwear 🙄🤣
7.Dating a church girl is the best ,I cheat she finds out, we pray together and blames the devil😹😹🤣
8.Real men do two round and sleep but these jobless guys h*t it all night as if they are releasing their poverty.😁😁
9.The way African girls love old men
Trust me, If they got an Opportunity to heaven you will see them hanging out with people like ABRAHAM, MOSES, METHUSALAH AND NOAH🙆
10. Only Black people will talk to a Cockroach before killing it... like "STUPID WHERE ARE YOU
GOING" Then stamp it....PHAA🤣
11. Oversized T-shirt with no Bra Only girls know the happiness in it...🤣🤣
12. thankGod this lockdown didn't affect my brain i Can still remember that A NOUN IS ANY THING HAS WEIGHT & OCCUPY SPACE...🤣🤣
13.nothing disappears faster in every African home like spoon,
Today you have 20 Spoons, the next day there's only 10 left...and before next 2morrow u will only see Two(2) which wasn't even one of the initial 20🤣
14.Witchcraft is when you have a dream
urinating in the bush and continue sleeping until the bush turns out to be your bed.🙆🏾♂️😅😅
15. uptil this moment, Nobody has able to answer me this question..
WHICH YEAR WILL NIGERIAN GIRLS WILL START HAVING TRANSPORT FARE
especially when called by their boyfriend.👏😅
