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04/08/2025

"He wrote a book and, for whatever reason, chose not to take the credit but instead, in a strategic stream of consciousness he cleverly transferred the debit (credit?) to one OBOTUNDE IJIMERE who he claimed to have been born in Otan Ayegbaju 1930! Chai! Cha Cha Cha Chai!! But there is God o, to quote Her Excellency!"

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/08/04/opilogue-an-axe-to-grind-with-obotunde-ijimere/

29/07/2025

"History of ARROGANCE, IGNORANCE INTOLERANCE and VENGEANCE…The dreaded ALAPANSANPA masquerade is out once again. GRADUAL BY GRADUAL “innocuous and nebulous” things are building up the jigsaw puzzle of the political yesteryears."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/29/photosyntaxis-the-drama-boy-of-bariga/

24/07/2025

"Does the whiteman understand our custom…? How can he when he does not even speak our tongue? But he says that our customs are bad; and our own brothers who have taken up his religion also say that our customs are also bad. How do you think we can fight when our own brothers have turned against us? The whiteman is very clever."

📲 📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/24/opilogue-from-umuofia-to-ijebuland/

17/07/2025

"You see am so? We are finished! Na Science and technology go finish us. Cloned sheep. Cloned humans. Fake pictures. Fake backside. Synthetic b***s. Artificial babes and babies. Fake soldiers and fake bombers…

Fake bombers?! What the heck!

Yes , DRONES, ‘artificial soldiers’ fight today’s wars. Artificial Intelligence is the order of the day."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/17/photosyntaxis-ai-give-me-food-not-foto-abeg/

16/07/2025

”France is not missing in action. Its independence day, also known as Bastille Day, is celebrated on July 14th. However, it’s not exactly an independence day in the classical sense, like the United States’ July 4th. Instead, it commemorates the storming of the Bastille prison in 1789, marking the beginning of the French Revolution. This event symbolized the end of absolute monarchy and the birth of a new republic."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/16/opilogue-july-birthday-galore/

15/07/2025

"IWALEWA. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty will fade with time but not with IWA. What sustains a woman in her husband’s home is character.

Yes, CHARACTER is FATE. You may be prettier than EGBIN you are nobody compared with a well cultured, well trained and well mannered OROGUN ADEDIGBA."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/15/photosyntaxis-hail-mosadiwin-iwalewa/

14/07/2025

"Another SOUR TASTE in the mouth. General Muhammadu Buhari, former military Head of State and, of recent, an agbada (babaringa) wearing civilian President don kpai far away in London where he had gone to SALVAGE what remained of his health as a result of the apparent state of poor health facilities in the country of his own.

What a reminiscence!

Any sense in that?"

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/14/reminisense-wole-sobuhari-linking-soyinka-with-muhammadu/

13/07/2025

"Okay, thank you. Who is the MYSTERY MAN?

"Kongi should not be mystery man to you. He is not a farmer but he has plenty of HARVESTS in achievements and aliases and nicknames that ought to ring bell in your ears without the aid of a town crier.

"E dakun, pls help me with one or two more clues that will unlock the gate for free access to his hidden identity so far."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/13/opilogue-baba-has-got-a-brand-new-age/

08/07/2025

"You think Nature or Death is a Naija that you can bribe? There is no OLUWOLE for Nature. You can’t just bribe NATURE. We are bound to depreciate in value. No amount of MASCARA and POMADE and OLIVE OIL or even ANOINTING OIL can prolong your life for ever."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/08/opilogue-aging-illustrated/

03/07/2025

"Abamo is not Obama though they sound alike, have same number of letters, same letters a a o b m, three syllables each, main difference is in the arrangement of the similar letters. So Obama is not Abamo . Neither is Abamo Obama."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/07/03/photosyntaxis-the-okete-dilemma-of-opeke/

30/06/2025

𝕆ℙ𝕀𝕃𝕆𝔾𝕌𝔼 𝔽𝕃𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂: *Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained!*

"I think circumcision should be banned all over the world. It’s gruesome.

If you mean female circumcision, yes. But as for male circumcision, no. For how long will a man be carrying “lagbaja” (the masked one) about in his pants? However, I have good news for mutilated women who want to have their paradise restored."

📲 https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/06/30/opilogue-flashback-paradise-lost-paradise-regained/

22/06/2025

"While the traditional IYAWO PASTORS (pastor’s wife) remain dressed up and down in long gowns or skirts and blouses the women pastors come out in latest ELEGUSI (GUCCI?) fashions coupled with high-heel shoes with 18-karat gold necklaces and bracelet to adorn their well trimmed figures and made-up faces to attract and “convince” , if not confuse, their listeners that what they are preaching is the truth, the truth and nothing but the truth.

So help them God."

📲: https://www.funnyparrot.com.ng/2025/06/22/sunday-school-special-o-jerusalem-im-cumming-home-tonight/

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