Fowobath media and films production

02/10/2021

Happy new month fans....

09/09/2021

*What's going on in this country?*
*Mosquito net use to have 839,902,627 holes but now they have reduced it.*
*Count it if u think i'm lying.*🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😎

26/07/2021

SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER

A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a menu but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, "can I see food syllabus please?
The waiter said, "What?"
The teacher replied, "Table of contents"
The waiter said, "No we don't have such"
The teacher, "I mean food curriculum"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

20/06/2021

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY. Why MEN are important ??👨🏻

1. You can't spell (Madam)👩🏻
without the (Adam)👨🏻in it.

2. Neither can you spell (Woman) 👩🏻
without the (Man).👨🏻

3. You also cannot spell (Female)👩🏻
without the (Male).👨🏻

4. Nor spell (She)👩🏻
without the (He).👨🏻

5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)👩🏻
without the (Mr).👨🏻

6. And finally, in prayers, we continue to say (A-men) �
and not (A-women)...

Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN.😄
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY .

12/06/2021

*S M A R T K I D*

Dad: who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
Child: Both

Dad: Ok, if I go to UK and your.Mum goes to America, where will you go?
Child: America…

Dad: that shows you love your Mum more?
Child: No, it shows i love America more than UK.

Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to UK, where will you go?
Child: UK

Dad: replied angrily, why?
Child: haha, why the anger? I choose UK because I have been to America before.

Dad: When did you go to America?
Child: During the first question …
😀😀😀😀

May your offspring bring you joy, happiness, Favour & unquestionable Blessings. 🙏

10/06/2021

17/04/2021

*THIS JOKE NEARLY KILLED ME....chai!!!*

A man died and went to Hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He went to the German hell and asked *"What do they do here?"*

He was told *"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.*

*Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".*

The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on.

He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the German hell.

Then he came to the Nigerian hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asked, *"What do they do here?"*

He was told *"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in after & whips you for the rest of the day."*

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asked the man.

A concerned fellow
called him aside and said in a whisper, *"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work."*

*The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.*

*And the Nigerian devil was formerly a civil servant in Nigeria, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!"*
😍😍😍😍😍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have a lovely night rest

14/04/2021

A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply. Suddenly one man ran inside. shouting, "Paul, Paul, Paul your daughter Swanta just had an
accident and died."

Shocked and confused, he jumped out of his
office through the window. As soon as he
did, he remembered his office is on the 7th
floor.

And, as he descends lower, he remembered he doesn't have a daughter called Swanta.

Still descending, he remembered he is not even married.

Then, just two (2) floors before he hits the ground, he remembered his name is not Paul.............!!!!!!

Luckily for him, he fell on a Lorry carrying foams.

🙏🙏Stop thinking too much in this world of troubles. Problems don't finish.

Allow God to always be in control.

Relax.
Take it easy.
Life na jeje ooo.

Grab a glass of chilled Juice, and also...........

Keep
P....... Praying
U.......Until
S.......Something
H.......Happens.

It's your year of possibilities!

Kindly SHARE this to inspire others

😆😆😂

12/04/2021

PLEASE DON'T LIE..

*Dear customer #5,000 have been deducted from your bank account to move Nigeria forward. Reply as a Nigerian*
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