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10 best jokes ..😀😀😃😁😀😁😀😁1. I wonder why married women don't shave their privatepart , even my neighbour’s wifeMaybe I sh...
07/02/2025

10 best jokes ..😀😀😃😁😀😁😀😁
1. I wonder why married women don't shave their private
part , even my neighbour’s wife
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her..........

2.Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and r**e female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.
3.
Where are those gals that use to call me their husband ,
wen I was small, am ready now
4.
Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Steve s
broke . That's hw Purity clocked 45yrs without husband
5.If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs,
you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song
"different colours
one people ."
6.Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they
don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria
now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.
7.I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his foot.
I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered exd: 14 vs14
"the lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace" if
not for that, I would have beat nonsense commot from
the soldier body.
8.
One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the
Bank, and I was blushing until she said U look like the
keke man that ran away with my change
What a painful moment......
9.
Nigeria is one of the few countries whose president is
older than the country. How can the country be going
through puberty and the president is going through
menopause?
My country o, God my country.......
10.
He hehe,
Dear girlfriend,
If I go down on my knees and propose to u and u say
NO! Upper-cut follows immediately. No time for
nonsense!
11.
Why is it that when u sit in the kitchen and wait on ur
rice, the water never seem to dry . But just remove eye
small press phone! BOOM!!!
BURNT OFFERING!
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🌝🤩😍 LAUGH 😂 OUT LOUD 😂🤣🤣 1. Law student with their stupid suit..... 😒Thinking they will b defending a rich people in d c...
07/02/2025

🌝🤩😍 LAUGH 😂 OUT LOUD 😂🤣🤣

1. Law student with their stupid suit..... 😒Thinking they will b defending a rich people in d court, only for dem to defend uche who steal tecno pop 2 at the shoprite...😂🚶🏃🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

2. A man who takes good care of his family deserve to cheat in peace...🏃🏃🏊😂

3.I thought I had seen it all until police stopped me and ask ;!!where is my walking license??..😋🚶🚶🚶🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

4. Black people should stop praying English... I heard someone saying oh Lord I forgive u...🏃😂😂😂

5. Nigerian girls have come again ooo which one is oh lord pls give me good God fearing yahoo boy as my husband..🙆🙆🙆🙆😎

6. Nigeria is getting worse everyday....recently I saw a nurse eating bread with drip😝🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

7. One Hausa just call me and I said its wrong number, he still call me back and say I should tell him the right number..😎😂🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

8. I almost cry today wen a slay queen told me to go and like her page on flash share..😂🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

9. Fat boys with small dicks always look like capital letter...Q..🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

10. The next time i heard d word Nigeria in my Mama belle.ehnn...I will just use the intestine to hang myself I hate nonsense..😡😡😡😡

11.stolen meats has Its own personal taste than d one offered freely..😝😋😋🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

13. Some pple will put dere hand in dere armpit and dey will still smell it.....wat do u expect to perceive??? Shoprite bread or sharwama??😎😝😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🤪

14. Stop telling a long story to short girls it irritate dem..😃😃🤣🤣🙄🙄🤪

15. What do u hate most while travelling by plane
Me:- wen d pilots told us dat he forgot his charger at home so dat he had to go back and take it...mtcheeeeeew..😒😒😒😒😒😒

16. Witchcraft is wen u read it from d top till end and u refuse react🙄🙆🏻‍♂️😅

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✍🏿🤣MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL*🧑🏾‍🦱🥕1🥕The smell of some Women Weavon Inside Public Transport🚌 is Enough Motivation to buy my own...
06/02/2025

✍🏿🤣MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL*🧑🏾‍🦱🥕

1🥕The smell of some Women Weavon Inside Public Transport🚌 is Enough Motivation to buy my own Car🚗 I Almost Died Today🤮😷😷

2🥕Sometimes I Shake my Head👨🏾‍🦱 Just to Make Sure my Brain🫀is Still Inside, Because Anything can Happen in this Country🇳🇬 Without Anybody Noticing 🤣🤣🤣

3🥕Some Guys will Wear One Boxer🩳 for 3Days, and Still Clean a Chair Before Sitting Down 🤔.... Isn't that Spiritual Madnes$ 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

4🥕You can Never Know the real Meaning of Setback until You go into Relationship With a Jobless Girl🧕🏿 with a High Taste.🤨😏

5🥕Not every Boo is Boo, Some Are taBoo Some Are Boosh*t, Some Are Boodogs, While some are oloriBooroku 🤣😂😁

6🥕Ladies stop Breaking your Sugar Daddies👨🏿‍🦰 heart💔 They are Our Uncle's and the are shouting at us 😆🤣🤣🤣

7🥕IFEOMA👩🏿 I took u to Shop Rite to buy u a Cake🎂, u re Pricing👉🏿 IPhone13📱, when u are done Pricing come and Meet Me at Home.. Rubbish
🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

8🥕"Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This Statement Has Impregnated Many Ladies in Africa 😁

9🥕A Pregnant Girl🤰🏿 on my Facebook list finally gave Birth👩🏿‍🍼... Now she's Been Uploading her Baby👶🏿 Pics every 20mins⏰ and This Makes me Feel Like I am Raising her Child with my Data...

10🥕When People say they Can't See Anything Good in You🫵🏿... Hug🫂 Them and say, "Life is Difficult for the BLIND!"😁

11🥕I Want to Die what Should I take🤷🏾‍♂️ For me🤷🏾‍♂️ am Thinking🤔 of Taking Seven up🍾

12🥕Some Ladies👩🏾‍🦳 are Very Funny oo, 10k Lipstick💄 For Lips💋 That Cannot Pronounce Ecclesiastes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

13🥕Lagos is Becoming Boring I am Going Back to the Village😁 to go and Drag Lands With my Uncles🤔🤔😁

14🥕Small Kiss😚 You Done Close eyes.... But Close Eyes for Church⛪ you Dey Shine Eyes👀 like GOAT🐐 Wey Lick Yoruba stew👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦

15🥕Good morning to you all!
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Oga wants to eat the cook and the cooked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Follow Dark zone
06/02/2025

Oga wants to eat the cook and the cooked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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03/02/2025

Omoh! Na Gateman Dey reign now Oo!! See what she feeds her gateman over the course of one week.🤤❤️

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🌝😍😁 LAUGH AND SMILE ☺😀🤗1) "... It's better for Your Villäge People to Pursue you in your dream, than FAVOYR to tell you"...
03/02/2025

🌝😍😁 LAUGH AND SMILE ☺😀🤗

1) "... It's better for Your Villäge People to Pursue you in your dream, than FAVOYR to tell you"WE SHALL SEE!"

Take it from me!!! 💥💥😒😒😭😂😂😂😂

2) In Every School and University; There is Always One Ëvil Coursēmate You have as A Friënd!!! ☝️😒😒

The GirI will tell You That, She Hasn't Read ANYTHING for that ParticuIar Course, and You'll believe her and also Not Read as well!!😒😒😒

Until you Reach Exam HaIl, and You see her ColIecting "Extra Sheets" 💥💥💥😳😧😂😂😂😂

3) Since Morning, I have Been inside Guttēr 🥰🥰🥰

Because it's seems Everybody that's Rich This days, Grew Up from Guttèr!! 😒😒😂😂😂😂😂

Please follow my profile 🙏👉Mïgã Dævïd Přecîouš Hërïtægê

4) That Môment when you're In the Spirit, doing Mighty Deliverance in the Church 🥰🥰.... and Boom, Cóndòm feII From your Bible!! 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂💔

5) I was Just alone today Outside To collect Fresh breeze 😔😔🥰

Omorrr, I never Eat anything then, I was Dèprēssed about Life and I felt so sád about How things are going hárd for me 😔😔😔....

As I was Wiping away the tēars from my eyes🥺😔....A little boy came to me

"Uncle, Is Spérm Poisònous if SwalIowed??"

I replied NO, it's not Poisònous......😒😒

The Boy turned Back, and Shöuted at the Girl:

"Can you see that Sūcking my Dîck is not HarmfuI....Oyaa, Let's Go and continue it on the bëd!!" 💥💥😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

6) That Moment when you're doing
"STARING COMPETITION " Only You in the Mirror, at Night; just for Fun and PIeasure! 🥰🥰🥰

And then Boom!!!....., Your Reflection Laughed Before You!! 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😂😂😂💔

7) If you're into any Relationship or you're marrièd, Please and please, Before you sIeep, always cover your reIationship The Blood of Jesus 😒😒😒

Because there's a Chàrm Going On now.... It's CALLED:

"FAVOUR MUST ENTER!!!!"

Once You Just caIl Favour's name, Bōom, your Rëlationship Ends, and the Guy will start Craving to dàte Favour 💥😒😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂

8) A Guy came to Visit me today... very very Handsome and Gentle guy 🥺🥰🥰...He said he's a Motivational Speaker....

As the Guy was speaking Fluently, I became touched by his Message 🥺🥰🥰

This is the First MotivationaI Speaker that I Am so In Lòve with because of his Words 🥺🥺🥰😔

As he was about Going....He hūgged me and said

"Miga be Alright and stand firm 😔😔; I'm giving you all this Advice because when I was Alive, I Couldn't Make use of it!!" 💥💥😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😂😂

9) Whose Else Noticed that, OId VilIage Women won't know how to Ioad Ordinary simpIe Rēcharge Cård....😒😒😒😒

But Once they look at You.... they'll know Whether You're a Vìrgin or not!!! 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂

My Love 🥺😢😢, I just wish the Moment you have Read this post, you CIick on the Profile and Follow me....😢😔😔
It would be nice as We Know each other as Facebook Friends, Please don't Do This to me 😔😔😔

Can I just get a Follow, please I'm begging, just A Follow 😦😦🙏🥺🥺😔😔

Deariest, please 🥺, Open my Profile And Follow Me 😢😔

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Yawa don Gas!! Annie friends don Dey change am for 2Baba!! Mogbe!! 😂😂
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26/01/2025

So Gehgeh don return car to the owner....and some people were defending Gehgeh say i dey jealous when i stated the obvious 🤣🤣🤣 The mentality of some eh....These guys like I said yesterday have mastered how to trend ...because social media believe everything 🤣🤣

Boom 💥 Ola of Lagos now has a car dealer shop OoL motors Power of Fame and the sense to deal with it.Dark zone    ゚viral...
26/01/2025

Boom 💥

Ola of Lagos now has a car dealer shop OoL motors

Power of Fame and the sense to deal with it.

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゚viralシ

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See Watin you Dey talk !! 🫵🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣  1. Even while having $£x, igbo girls are stingy and greedy, fulani have d longest tongue, I won't talk of yoruba...
26/01/2025

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1. Even while having $£x, igbo girls are stingy and greedy, fulani have d longest tongue, I won't talk of yoruba b/c there' s a place called SABO in every state in Nigeria...
Only Legend understand.

2. Some of Nigeria girl will be claiming fine girl, while 2 bucket of water can't flush their $h!t. Especially those ones with small ny@sh* (Amaka how far am lieing??)

3. The moment u rub soap on ur face with your two eyes closed... Ur brain will be teling you" there's a ghost in from of you.."

4. Village people weldone ooo
I don buy benz come back village.
Come celebrate, just for me to wake-up the next morning and pick my car key.... Bro it' s a dream...(poverty why?)

5. Abeg which part of Nigeria is my father' s land, b/c as i dey now... Am broke, I wan sell my own portion ooo

Wickedness is after laughing and you run away..,,,awwn, stop skiping my post am not your EX plz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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26/01/2025

See Watin these girls Dey talk for 2025. Omoh!! 🫵😭🤣🤣🤣

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