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11/06/2025

I want a child I don't care if it's male or female 💁 I only want my first daughter to be a boy🤷🙆🤷🙆🙈🙈

07/06/2025

Education is good oooo
If not for education I won't know that Rip means Ruth is pregnant 🙆🙆🙆

04/06/2025

Teacher 👨‍🏫👨‍🏫 how can we keep our school 🏫 clean 🤷
Me by staying at home ooh🙆🙆 🤸🤸🤸🤸

With Funnymoon comedy – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 7 months in a row. 🎉
31/05/2025

With Funnymoon comedy – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 7 months in a row. 🎉

06/03/2025

If you're 25 yrs and above but you're still living with your parents You're a domestic animal grace ....🙆🙆

06/03/2025

With Funnymoon comedy – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 4 months in a row. 🎉

Sunday laughter 🤣..........................................................................................................
21/07/2024

Sunday laughter 🤣............................................................................................................

1. Small kiss 😘, you don dey close eye 👁️,
But prayer for church 💒, you go dey shine eyes like goat 🐐 wey lick salt 🧂🙆

2. Ladies 👯‍♀️, before you tell any Guy 👦, sorry I'm dating 😴
Be sure that d person you're dating, is also dating you, some men 👨‍❤️‍👨, are in your life to chase men with better intention away 🙅 🙆

3. After Breaking up 🤷
WHITES _ keep the daimond rig 💍 and car 🚖 , that I bought for you, it will remind you about us 💏🤷
BLACK- Return that my charger 🔌, my picture pants 🩳, wey I bought for you 🙆 and all the atfare I have been giving you since 🤷🙆

4 . I will not date a broke guy 🤣, says a girl 👩‍🎤, who lost her virginity in a maze 🌽 plantation 🙆

5. Wear long skirt 👗, you no gree ,😃now you want climb bike 🏍️ you dey look 👀, me make I comot eye 👁️
We die here, I can't lose focus 🙆🙆

6. Remember when you said no man🙍‍♂️ will touch you, until you get marry 👰 look at you now, 🤷 you're even a side chick 🙆

7. I Ask my mother 🤰, to buy me a monkey 🐒 and she said, she's not capable of training two animal 😆 I wonder who's the second animal 🙆

8. Fine girl 👩‍🎤, fine girl 👩‍🎤, but you laugh 🤣, like grinding machine 🎰🙆

9. But what ooh what's the purpose of wearing waist beads 📿🧮, if your stomach will still cover it 🙆
Should I mind My business 😃🤦

10. Alarm 🚨, is not waking me up, this days should I set bomb 💣🙆🙆

Are you trying to go🚶 without reacting on my post
Oya pronounce these words very fast
Eye
Yam
Stew
Peed
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19/07/2024

What a man🙍‍♂️can do, a woman 👸, can do better, okay I challenges ladies 👯‍♀️, to toast a guy 🤣, until he accept🙅

Another Bangers 🙆...................................................................,......................................
18/07/2024

Another Bangers 🙆...................................................................,..........................................

1. Call a man a lion 🦁, and he will be very happy, but call him an animal 😆, he will be very angry 😠 is a lion 🦁, not an animal 😆

2. If you know more than five stingy people's that means you beg Alot 🙆

3. In Japan 17 yrs old is a doctor 👨‍⚕️
In Brazil 17 yrs old is a footballer ⚽
In India 17 yrs old is a shop owner 🏬
In USA 17 yrs old is a celebrity 🎎
In china 17 yrs old is an engineer 👨‍🔬
In Africa a 35 yrs old is a WhatsApp group admin 🙆
God why 🤷

4. In Nigeria fat guy 🤣, from rich family is called Biggy 🙅
While a fat guy 🤣, from poor family is called OROBO🙆
That's where courpstion start 🙅

5. Once you marry a bad wife, the devil 👹, stopped following you because he has settled you already 🙆🙆🙆

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while , you're still looking for someone to replace her 👩‍🎤
That's called constructive elimination by substitution 🙆 should I increase the volume 🙊

7. First female 🧝 barber 💈 recorded, in the bible was Delilah 🙆
Fear women 👯‍♀️👩‍👩‍👧🙋

8. Bro you're dating for more than 3yrs , with no intentions of marrying her 👩‍🎤, please uncle 🙍‍♂️, pharaoh let my sister 👸 go 🚶🙆

9. Who is a risk taker? 🙆
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still want to mess🤷🐐

10. I will never take weed🚬 again , I just finished ironing 25 clothes 👕🎽👔 , now and I don't plug 🔌, the iron 🧲🙆🙆🙅

11. My dear if a lady 👸 asks how are you, just reply I am fine, but if you have money 💰, you can ad and you 😴

12. Don't trust a girl 👩‍🎤, with one picture on her Facebook profile, she a boy 👦, I repeat she is a boy 👦🙆

13. You're trying to go without reacting on my post 📫, is not good 😴, please click to follow my Page
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17/07/2024

Forcing your girlfriend 🧝, for s* x is called r**e
Then forcing your boyfriend 👦 for money 💴, is called what 🙅🤷

LAUGH HARD 🤣...............................................A little boy 👦, was ordered to pray 🙏, by his parents 👪, befo...
13/07/2024

LAUGH HARD 🤣...............................................

A little boy 👦, was ordered to pray 🙏, by his parents 👪, before they will go to sleep 🛌, 🤷
Boy 👦, mummy 👩‍💼 I don't know how to pray 🙏♥️
Dad 🙍‍♂️, just pray about everything's, you know, about the family 👪, and our neighbors 🙋
Boy 👦, mum please tell daddy 🙍‍♂️, I can't pray 😔
Mum 👩‍💼, shut up if you don't pray, you will not eat food 🥧, in this house 🏘️
Boy 👦, Dad🙍‍♂️ tell sister 👸 to pray for us please 🙎
Dad 🙍‍♂️, my son 👦, pray for us before I slap you hard now 😡
Boy 👦, dear lord ..., He started , I thanks you oh God for our visitor and their children 👪, who always come here to eat our food 🥧, don't let them finish all our food 🥧🤦, for we shall be hungry 👄🙆, from today, father any boy 👦, who beat or slap 🖐️, me in school 🏫, help me to slap 🖐️, them back 🤷🤦
Forgive our driver 🚕, who I always sees 👀, naked 🌥️, with my sister 👸, wrestling on the bed 🛏️🤷🙋🤦🙆, help my sister 👸, to fight 🤼 back before the driver can make her grow round 🙈🤦
Forgive my elder brother 🧛, who doesn't sleep 🛌, at home 🏘️ regularly 🙆
Please provide clothes 👕🎽👔, to all naked ladies 👯‍♀️, in my dad's 🙍‍♂️, phone 📲🙆 and don't let them drain my father's 🙍‍♂️ salaries 🏃🤸
Give my daddy 🙍‍♂️, courage to buy for us good thing as he, always do to Aunty favour, our house 🏘️, girl 👩‍🎤
Again Lord don't let our house 🏘️, girl 👩‍🎤, put her mouth 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 in my daddy's 🙍‍♂️, mouth 🙆🤷🤦
Again please provide shelter 👔, for all men👬👨‍👨‍👦, who sleep 🛌 in mom's room 🏚️, anytime dad 🙍‍♂️, travels✈️🙆🙅🙈
Forgive me whenever I have asked wrongly 🤣, may God answer my prayer ❤️🙏
Nobody said Amen 🙏♥️
Everybody regretted for ever forcing him to pray 🤷🙅🙆
Hahaha 🤣, since morning we have been separating fighting 🤼 up till now 🤷, I go gist Una later🙅🙆

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Good night 😴, laughter🙆‍♀️1. To the beautiful 😍, girl 👧, reading 📚, this post 📫, Does your mother 👩, know that sh...
13/07/2024

Good night 😴, laughter🙆‍♀️

1. To the beautiful 😍, girl 👧, reading 📚, this post 📫, Does your mother 👩, know that she is feeding you and your are breast feeding someone's son🙎‍♂️, lemme go 🚶and mind my business 🙆‍♀️🙆🙆‍♀️

2. It's only in Africa 🌍, that girl 👧, will boast of poverty they will be like,I have wear this bar 🍸🙄, for six years, and it's still strong 💪🤦🙆‍♀️🙆🙆‍♂️

3. This morning 🌄, I opened my YouTube channel, and quickly closed it 😀, then MTN, sent me a message 😀, Dear customer 😊, nah God save you today 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

4. Is better to keep quiet 🤫, because anything you do or say 😉, will be use against you 😉, in the court of law
That's the only English, Nigeria police 🚔😒, can speak fluently 🤣💁‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🤦

5. Teacher 👨‍🏫, I kill a person tell me in feature tense 😬,
Students in feature tense 😬😳, you're going 🚶to jail 🤦‍♀️🤦🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

6. Breaking News _ my dear sister 😢, if you can't feed your self don't 😉, fall in love ❤, because..
Relationship isn't a restaurant 😕🙅🙅‍♀️

7. American guy 👦😎, I love you
Girl 👧, I love you too 😘
Nigeria 🇳🇬, guy I love you 😍
Girl 👧, hmm 😒Emeka please, are you sure is me you love 💘or my Nansh and breast🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🤦🤷‍♂️
Hahaha 😀, who stone my head 🤣🙈

8. What's confusion 😕, Confusion is when one 🤔, bike 🏍, man 👨 will tell you take #200, and give me #150, let me give you 😉 #80, so that you will balance 😉, me #350, and take #100🤷‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆

9. A lawyer🧝‍♂️, who helped me handle my divorce case, has marry my wife 👧
Please what should I do to him,

1o. Teacher👨‍🏫, John is climbing a tree 🌳, to pick mangoes 🥭, being the sentence with mangoes 🥭, Students mangoes 🥭, John is coming to pick you 😀🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆

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