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11/06/2025

I want a child I don't care if it's male or female ๐Ÿ’ I only want my first daughter to be a boy๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

07/06/2025

Education is good oooo
If not for education I won't know that Rip means Ruth is pregnant ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

04/06/2025

Teacher ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ how can we keep our school ๐Ÿซ clean ๐Ÿคท
Me by staying at home ooh๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ

With Funnymoon comedy โ€“ I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 7 months in a row. ๐ŸŽ‰
31/05/2025

With Funnymoon comedy โ€“ I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 7 months in a row. ๐ŸŽ‰

06/03/2025

If you're 25 yrs and above but you're still living with your parents You're a domestic animal grace ....๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

06/03/2025

With Funnymoon comedy โ€“ I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 4 months in a row. ๐ŸŽ‰

Sunday laughter ๐Ÿคฃ..........................................................................................................
21/07/2024

Sunday laughter ๐Ÿคฃ............................................................................................................

1. Small kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜, you don dey close eye ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ,
But prayer for church ๐Ÿ’’, you go dey shine eyes like goat ๐Ÿ wey lick salt ๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿ™†

2. Ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, before you tell any Guy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, sorry I'm dating ๐Ÿ˜ด
Be sure that d person you're dating, is also dating you, some men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ, are in your life to chase men with better intention away ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ™†

3. After Breaking up ๐Ÿคท
WHITES _ keep the daimond rig ๐Ÿ’ and car ๐Ÿš– , that I bought for you, it will remind you about us ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿคท
BLACK- Return that my charger ๐Ÿ”Œ, my picture pants ๐Ÿฉณ, wey I bought for you ๐Ÿ™† and all the atfare I have been giving you since ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™†

4 . I will not date a broke guy ๐Ÿคฃ, says a girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, who lost her virginity in a maze ๐ŸŒฝ plantation ๐Ÿ™†

5. Wear long skirt ๐Ÿ‘—, you no gree ,๐Ÿ˜ƒnow you want climb bike ๐Ÿ๏ธ you dey look ๐Ÿ‘€, me make I comot eye ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
We die here, I can't lose focus ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

6. Remember when you said no man๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ will touch you, until you get marry ๐Ÿ‘ฐ look at you now, ๐Ÿคท you're even a side chick ๐Ÿ™†

7. I Ask my mother ๐Ÿคฐ, to buy me a monkey ๐Ÿ’ and she said, she's not capable of training two animal ๐Ÿ˜† I wonder who's the second animal ๐Ÿ™†

8. Fine girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, fine girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, but you laugh ๐Ÿคฃ, like grinding machine ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ™†

9. But what ooh what's the purpose of wearing waist beads ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿงฎ, if your stomach will still cover it ๐Ÿ™†
Should I mind My business ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฆ

10. Alarm ๐Ÿšจ, is not waking me up, this days should I set bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Are you trying to go๐Ÿšถ without reacting on my post
Oya pronounce these words very fast
Eye
Yam
Stew
Peed
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19/07/2024

What a man๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธcan do, a woman ๐Ÿ‘ธ, can do better, okay I challenges ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, to toast a guy ๐Ÿคฃ, until he accept๐Ÿ™…

Another Bangers ๐Ÿ™†...................................................................,......................................
18/07/2024

Another Bangers ๐Ÿ™†...................................................................,..........................................

1. Call a man a lion ๐Ÿฆ, and he will be very happy, but call him an animal ๐Ÿ˜†, he will be very angry ๐Ÿ˜  is a lion ๐Ÿฆ, not an animal ๐Ÿ˜†

2. If you know more than five stingy people's that means you beg Alot ๐Ÿ™†

3. In Japan 17 yrs old is a doctor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
In Brazil 17 yrs old is a footballer โšฝ
In India 17 yrs old is a shop owner ๐Ÿฌ
In USA 17 yrs old is a celebrity ๐ŸŽŽ
In china 17 yrs old is an engineer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
In Africa a 35 yrs old is a WhatsApp group admin ๐Ÿ™†
God why ๐Ÿคท

4. In Nigeria fat guy ๐Ÿคฃ, from rich family is called Biggy ๐Ÿ™…
While a fat guy ๐Ÿคฃ, from poor family is called OROBO๐Ÿ™†
That's where courpstion start ๐Ÿ™…

5. Once you marry a bad wife, the devil ๐Ÿ‘น, stopped following you because he has settled you already ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while , you're still looking for someone to replace her ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค
That's called constructive elimination by substitution ๐Ÿ™† should I increase the volume ๐Ÿ™Š

7. First female ๐Ÿง barber ๐Ÿ’ˆ recorded, in the bible was Delilah ๐Ÿ™†
Fear women ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ™‹

8. Bro you're dating for more than 3yrs , with no intentions of marrying her ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, please uncle ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, pharaoh let my sister ๐Ÿ‘ธ go ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ™†

9. Who is a risk taker? ๐Ÿ™†
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still want to mess๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ

10. I will never take weed๐Ÿšฌ again , I just finished ironing 25 clothes ๐Ÿ‘•๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ‘” , now and I don't plug ๐Ÿ”Œ, the iron ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™…

11. My dear if a lady ๐Ÿ‘ธ asks how are you, just reply I am fine, but if you have money ๐Ÿ’ฐ, you can ad and you ๐Ÿ˜ด

12. Don't trust a girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, with one picture on her Facebook profile, she a boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, I repeat she is a boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ™†

13. You're trying to go without reacting on my post ๐Ÿ“ซ, is not good ๐Ÿ˜ด, please click to follow my Page
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17/07/2024

Forcing your girlfriend ๐Ÿง, for s* x is called r**e
Then forcing your boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฆ for money ๐Ÿ’ด, is called what ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿคท

LAUGH HARD ๐Ÿคฃ...............................................A little boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, was ordered to pray ๐Ÿ™, by his parents ๐Ÿ‘ช, befo...
13/07/2024

LAUGH HARD ๐Ÿคฃ...............................................

A little boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, was ordered to pray ๐Ÿ™, by his parents ๐Ÿ‘ช, before they will go to sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ, ๐Ÿคท
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, mummy ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ I don't know how to pray ๐Ÿ™โ™ฅ๏ธ
Dad ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, just pray about everything's, you know, about the family ๐Ÿ‘ช, and our neighbors ๐Ÿ™‹
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, mum please tell daddy ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, I can't pray ๐Ÿ˜”
Mum ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ, shut up if you don't pray, you will not eat food ๐Ÿฅง, in this house ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, Dad๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ tell sister ๐Ÿ‘ธ to pray for us please ๐Ÿ™Ž
Dad ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, my son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, pray for us before I slap you hard now ๐Ÿ˜ก
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, dear lord ..., He started , I thanks you oh God for our visitor and their children ๐Ÿ‘ช, who always come here to eat our food ๐Ÿฅง, don't let them finish all our food ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿคฆ, for we shall be hungry ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™†, from today, father any boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, who beat or slap ๐Ÿ–๏ธ, me in school ๐Ÿซ, help me to slap ๐Ÿ–๏ธ, them back ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคฆ
Forgive our driver ๐Ÿš•, who I always sees ๐Ÿ‘€, naked ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ, with my sister ๐Ÿ‘ธ, wrestling on the bed ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™†, help my sister ๐Ÿ‘ธ, to fight ๐Ÿคผ back before the driver can make her grow round ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฆ
Forgive my elder brother ๐Ÿง›, who doesn't sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ, at home ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ regularly ๐Ÿ™†
Please provide clothes ๐Ÿ‘•๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ‘”, to all naked ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, in my dad's ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, phone ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ™† and don't let them drain my father's ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ salaries ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿคธ
Give my daddy ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, courage to buy for us good thing as he, always do to Aunty favour, our house ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ, girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค
Again Lord don't let our house ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ, girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, put her mouth ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ in my daddy's ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, mouth ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคฆ
Again please provide shelter ๐Ÿ‘”, for all men๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, who sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ in mom's room ๐Ÿš๏ธ, anytime dad ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, travelsโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™ˆ
Forgive me whenever I have asked wrongly ๐Ÿคฃ, may God answer my prayer โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™
Nobody said Amen ๐Ÿ™โ™ฅ๏ธ
Everybody regretted for ever forcing him to pray ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™†
Hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ, since morning we have been separating fighting ๐Ÿคผ up till now ๐Ÿคท, I go gist Una later๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™†

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Good night ๐Ÿ˜ด,  laughter๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ1. To the beautiful ๐Ÿ˜,  girl ๐Ÿ‘ง,  reading ๐Ÿ“š,  this post ๐Ÿ“ซ,  Does your  mother ๐Ÿ‘ฉ,  know that sh...
13/07/2024

Good night ๐Ÿ˜ด, laughter๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

1. To the beautiful ๐Ÿ˜, girl ๐Ÿ‘ง, reading ๐Ÿ“š, this post ๐Ÿ“ซ, Does your mother ๐Ÿ‘ฉ, know that she is feeding you and your are breast feeding someone's son๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ, lemme go ๐Ÿšถand mind my business ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

2. It's only in Africa ๐ŸŒ, that girl ๐Ÿ‘ง, will boast of poverty they will be like,I have wear this bar ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ™„, for six years, and it's still strong ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

3. This morning ๐ŸŒ„, I opened my YouTube channel, and quickly closed it ๐Ÿ˜€, then MTN, sent me a message ๐Ÿ˜€, Dear customer ๐Ÿ˜Š, nah God save you today ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

4. Is better to keep quiet ๐Ÿคซ, because anything you do or say ๐Ÿ˜‰, will be use against you ๐Ÿ˜‰, in the court of law
That's the only English, Nigeria police ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ˜’, can speak fluently ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ

5. Teacher ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ, I kill a person tell me in feature tense ๐Ÿ˜ฌ,
Students in feature tense ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ, you're going ๐Ÿšถto jail ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

6. Breaking News _ my dear sister ๐Ÿ˜ข, if you can't feed your self don't ๐Ÿ˜‰, fall in love โค, because..
Relationship isn't a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ

7. American guy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž, I love you
Girl ๐Ÿ‘ง, I love you too ๐Ÿ˜˜
Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ, guy I love you ๐Ÿ˜
Girl ๐Ÿ‘ง, hmm ๐Ÿ˜’Emeka please, are you sure is me you love ๐Ÿ’˜or my Nansh and breast๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€, who stone my head ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™ˆ

8. What's confusion ๐Ÿ˜•, Confusion is when one ๐Ÿค”, bike ๐Ÿ, man ๐Ÿ‘จ will tell you take #200, and give me #150, let me give you ๐Ÿ˜‰ #80, so that you will balance ๐Ÿ˜‰, me #350, and take #100๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†

9. A lawyer๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ, who helped me handle my divorce case, has marry my wife ๐Ÿ‘ง
Please what should I do to him,

1o. Teacher๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ, John is climbing a tree ๐ŸŒณ, to pick mangoes ๐Ÿฅญ, being the sentence with mangoes ๐Ÿฅญ, Students mangoes ๐Ÿฅญ, John is coming to pick you ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†

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