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21/05/2026

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17/05/2026

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12/05/2026

Am not posting this to chase clout or anything.. but I have seen popular accounts posting about his demise::: please public is this true or just prank.? Any official statement regarding thisšŸ§ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™†ā€ā™‚ļø

12/05/2026

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Alright, letā€™s continue your **Mr. G & Mr. Rat series** ā€” this one picks up right after the rat escaped with your money ...
11/05/2026

Alright, letā€™s continue your **Mr. G & Mr. Rat series** ā€” this one picks up right after the rat escaped with your money šŸ˜„

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# # **Mr. G and the Rat ā€“ Episode 2: ā€œThe Return of Mr. Ratā€ šŸ€šŸ“±**

Itā€™s morning.

Mr. G is sitting quietly on his bed, holding the empty savings box like it just betrayed him.

**Mr. G:** This life no balanceā€¦ even rat dey do fraud now.

Suddenlyā€”

šŸ“± *Phone rings again.*

**Caller ID: Mr. Rat**

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜³ You again?!

*He answers immediately.*

**Mr. G:** WHERE ARE YOU?!

**Mr. Rat:** Good morning, Mr. G. How was your night? Hope you slept well without your money.

**Mr. G:** Donā€™t greet me! Return my money NOW!

**Mr. Rat:** Ahā€¦ about thatā€¦

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜” About WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** I may haveā€¦ upgraded my lifestyle.

**Mr. G:** Speak English!!

**Mr. Rat:** I have relocated.

**Mr. G:** To WHERE?!

**Mr. Rat:** A better environment. Less dust. More opportunities.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜¤ Stop talking like motivational speaker!

**Mr. Rat:** Iā€™m calling you fromā€¦ your kitchen.

**Mr. G:** My kitchen??!

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Mr. G jumps up and runs straight to the kitchen.

He opens the doorā€”

Everything looks normal.

Too normal.

Thenā€”

šŸž *Crumbs fall from the cupboard.*

**Mr. Rat (whispering):** Look upā€¦

Mr. G slowly raises his headā€¦

Inside the cupboardā€”

The rat is sitting like a king šŸ‘‘

Surrounded by bread, biscuitsā€¦ and small pieces of your money.

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**Mr. G:** šŸ˜³ YOU CAME HERE TOO?!

**Mr. Rat:** Of course. Diversification.

**Mr. G:** Diversiā€”WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** You keep money in cupboard. You keep food in kitchen. I combine both. Smart investment.

**Mr. G:** You are a criminal!

**Mr. Rat:** No, Mr. Gā€¦ I am an opportunist.

**Mr. G:** Give me whatā€™s left!

**Mr. Rat:** Calm down. Letā€™s negotiate.

**Mr. G:** NEGOTIATE KE?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. I returnā€¦ 20%.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜” ONLY 20%?!

**Mr. Rat:** Okay 10%. Final offer.

**Mr. G:** Youā€™re reducing it?!

**Mr. Rat:** Market conditions are not stable.

**Mr. G:** I will catch you today!

**Mr. Rat:** You said that yesterday.

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Mr. G quickly grabs a broom šŸ§¹

**Mr. G:** Today you are finished!

**Mr. Rat:** Before you actā€¦ check your pot.

**Mr. G:** What pot??

**Mr. Rat:** The one on the stove.

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Mr. G slowly turnsā€¦

Opens the pot lidā€¦

Insideā€”

More shredded money.

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**Mr. G:** šŸ˜­ MY MONEY IS EVERYWHERE!!

**Mr. Rat:** Exactly. You see now? You didnā€™t manage itā€¦ so I distributed it.

**Mr. G:** This is wickedness!

**Mr. Rat:** This is *financial reallocation.*

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Mr. G turns backā€”

The cupboard is empty.

The rat is gone.

Again.

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šŸ“± *Phone buzzes.*

**Mr. Rat (text message):**
ā€œNext lesson: Donā€™t store wealth where hunger lives. See you soon, Mr. G šŸ€ā€

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Mr. G drops the phone slowlyā€¦

Looks around his houseā€¦

Then whispers:

**Mr. G:** This ratā€¦ is planning something biggerā€¦

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šŸ˜ *TO BE CONTINUEDā€¦*

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If you want, I can turn this Episode 2 into **TikTok scenes + images + captions** so it becomes a full viral series šŸ”„

11/05/2026

The mechanic

09/05/2026

What a move šŸ˜‚

**Mr. G and the Rat šŸ€šŸ“±**šŸ“ž *Phone ringing at 2:13 AMā€¦***Mr. G:** Hello? Who is disturbing my sleep at this ungodly hour?*...
08/05/2026

**Mr. G and the Rat šŸ€šŸ“±**

šŸ“ž *Phone ringing at 2:13 AMā€¦*

**Mr. G:** Hello? Who is disturbing my sleep at this ungodly hour?

**Mr. Rat:** Good evening, Mr. G. Hope youā€™re comfortable?

**Mr. G:** ā€¦Who is this?

**Mr. Rat:** Itā€™s me. The rat in your cupboard.

**Mr. G:** *Which* cupboard??

**Mr. Rat:** The important one. The one with your *financial future* inside.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜³ Waitā€”WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. I just called to inform you that Iā€™m currently eating your money.

**Mr. G:** YOU ARE DOING WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** Relax now. Donā€™t shout. Iā€™m chewing responsibly.

**Mr. G:** Leave my money alone! Are you mad?!

**Mr. Rat:** Ah-ah, Mr. G, calm down. First of allā€¦ this money is very dusty. Secondlyā€¦ it has no flavor. Did you season it at all?

**Mr. G:** Itā€™s MONEY, not jollof rice!!

**Mr. Rat:** Exactly my complaint. Zero spices. Very disappointing experience.

**Mr. G:** Stop eating it immediately!

**Mr. Rat:** I wouldā€¦ but Iā€™ve already started. You know how commitment works.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜¤ Iā€™m coming there right now!

**Mr. Rat:** Please come fast. This place is very dirty. Your money is just lying here like it has given up on life.

**Mr. G:** That is my SAVINGS!

**Mr. Rat:** Savings? My friend, this is not savingā€”this is abandonment.

**Mr. G:** Abandonment ke?! I kept it safe!

**Mr. Rat:** Safe for who? For me? Because I truly appreciate it.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜” Donā€™t touch anything again!

**Mr. Rat:** Too late. I just finished tasting one bundleā€¦ very chewy. Slightly emotional flavor.

**Mr. G:** Emotional?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. It tastes like stress and ā€œI will use it later.ā€

**Mr. G:** You are a useless rat!

**Mr. Rat:** And you are a careless banker.

**Mr. G:** Banker??!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. Bank of Cupboard. No interest. Only insects.

**Mr. G:** I swear if I reach thereā€”

**Mr. Rat:** ā€”you will pack the dirty. Exactly. Thatā€™s why I called you.

**Mr. G:** What dirty??

**Mr. Rat:** Your money is now half money, half crumbs. Congratulations.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜­ My hard-earned cash!!

**Mr. Rat:** Donā€™t cry, Mr. G. Think of it asā€¦ *investment in wildlife feeding program.*

**Mr. G:** I will invest you inside trap!

**Mr. Rat:** Threats will not restore your funds.

**Mr. G:** Iā€™m opening that cupboard now!

**Mr. Rat:** Please knock first. Iā€™m still dining.

**Mr. G:** *opens cupboard violently*

**Mr. Rat:** Ah! Youā€™ve arrived. Welcome.

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜± WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

**Mr. Rat:** Presentation is everything. As you can seeā€”scattered notes, artistic tearing, modern destruction style.

**Mr. G:** My money is in pieces!!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. Limited edition.

**Mr. G:** Why would you do this?!

**Mr. Rat:** Because, Mr. Gā€¦ money that stays in cupboard too long becomes *rat food.*

**Mr. G:** šŸ˜¤ I hate this dream!

**Mr. Rat:** Dream? Who said anything about dream?

**Mr. G:** Waitā€¦ WHAT?

**Mr. Rat:** Anyway, Iā€™m full now. Kindly pack your dirty.

**Mr. G:** You are not going anywhere!!

**Mr. Rat:** Watch me.

*šŸ€ scurries away*

**Mr. G:** COME BACK HERE!!

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šŸ˜³ *Mr. G wakes up suddenlyā€¦ sweating.*

He looks at his cupboardā€¦

Slowly walks toward itā€¦

Opens it gentlyā€¦

Everything is normal.

He sighs in relief.

Then from insideā€”

**Mr. Rat (faint whisper):** Next timeā€¦ use your money before I do.

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