28/11/2024
Heyyyyy Babies 💧💧💧
1. Friends🥹, you remember that serious relationship I was building, that one I told you about guys😕🥲 they have stolën the cement oo 😩😭😂😂😂😂
2. I remember those days 🥲🤭
🚴 💨 💨 🏃 Make I ride small
🚴 💨 💨 💨 🏃 Abeg nau
🚴 💨 💨 💨 💨 🚶 God go pünïsh you 😒😂😂
3. Me as a lawyer: “Oga just accept the crïme oo, this one wey judge dey shöut for me over nothing, shey you fit manage dëath by hänging 😒🥲🤭😂😂
4. If na the Yorubà people invent ATM and you go insërt card with left hand😳, the machine go tell you “insufficient home training” 🤭😂😂
5. Fnuny tnihg abuot tihs fackbooek uptdae is taht even tohugh wodrs are mseessed up fackbooek äddiçts can sitil read it... 🤭😂😂
6. I repeät again oo...🙄
“Change your pänt before you enter pool, you no hear, now see...
Favour has turned water into wine 😒🤭😂😂
7. My shortest relationship was with Damilola and it lasted for two hours😒,
She gave me her number at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her “Goodnight”, she replied “gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah😘” 🙆
I immediately deleted her number and block the spelling virüs before it spreads 🏃😳😂😂😂
8. She said she knows me well... I said “okay if you know me, how many hair do I have in my A**s?? 🤭
Favour you go explain tire today 😂😂💔
9. My brother, hustle oo... There’s a big difference between “Meet my husband” and “My husband is here”. 🤭😂😂
10. I finally cäught my neighbor Joshua töasting Nkechi at their backyard yesterday 🙄...
Abeg which one is: “Nkechi, I want us to be boys & girls” 😳🤭😂😂😂
11. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥
Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and follow up Légèñd Täl