Pat E nation

02/02/2026

09/11/2025

1. STĪNGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂😂😂😂

2. CØNFÚSION:- Is when you stêál meat from your mother's pot and you fôrget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂😂😂

3. SHØCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feēl your phone🙄😂😂

4. CĀÚSE TRØÚBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fåke call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dīsappëared😂🏃😂😂

5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been púnïshed by a soldïer and you clímbed ur bike and shøut "Thúndēr firë you" and then, your bike refúsēs to start🙄😂😂😂

6. KASALA DON BÜRST:- Is when you take your girlfriēnd to a bâr and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spiçy" 🙄😳😂

7. WÍTCHÇRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw môney, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂😂😂

8. HÉART ATTÅÇK:- Is when your girlfriēnd is prëgnānt and your wife is prëgnānt 😫😂

9. Wīçkedness ÷ is wen u fínïsh reading this post and don't reåçt and shâre: 😂😂😂

23/10/2025

06/10/2025

1. Become addicted to improving yourself
2. Become obsessed with your own growth
3. Become consistent with your goals
4. Become patient with your process
5. Become fearless in facing the truth
6. Become disciplined in your daily habits
7. Become quiet in your progress
8. Become focused on your vision
9. Become intentional with your time
10. Become gentle with yourself
11. Become strong in silence
12. Become your own motivation
13. Become wiser with your choices
14. Become calm in the face of pressure
15. Become humble in success
16. Become resilient through failure
17. Become aware of your thoughts
18. Become confident in your value
19. Become better than yesterday
20. Become a student of life

*Encouragement*:
Becoming isn’t about perfection—it’s about progression. When you choose to become something greater every day, even in small steps, you begin to shape a future that reflects your highest potential. Growth is never easy, but it’s always worth it. Stay committed, stay becoming.Any finger that touches this and follow my page, will become the first millionaire in their family

29/09/2025

It is the nature of human beings to suddenly remember to love you when you are gone. While you lived, they found your flaws louder than your voice, and your silence heavier than your worth. But once death wraps you in its cold arms, your name becomes sacred, your memory untouchable, your absence their sermon.

This truth is most cruel in family—brothers and sisters, once bound by blood, become strangers in life yet mourners in death. The warmth they denied, they will now pour into the soil that covers you. The flowers they never gave your living hands will be spread on your grave in dazzling colours.

And so I have learnt: the world waits until breath is gone before it calls you precious. Brothers and sisters vanish, love turns posthumous, and the weight of family often proves itself only at the funeral.

29/09/2025

Forgetting where you come from is like erasing the map that led you here.
— Your story is your strength; without it, the path ahead loses meaning and direction.

07/08/2025

The name of the Lord will be praised forever