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07/09/2025

Speak one broken English and run away
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Me: you are who πŸ˜…

07/09/2025

Shaving stick is now 200, please boil water and do it the chicken way.

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01/09/2025

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1. Bro if you sl@p her and she sl@p you back marry her because na she get cure to your madness.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£2. Difference between ...
31/08/2025

1. Bro if you sl@p her and she sl@p you back marry her because na she get cure to your madness.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

2. Difference between Kids & Pikins. Kids are raised elsewhere,Pikins are raised in Africa. Pikins can survive anywhere but kids die anywhere πŸ˜‚

3. Remove some girls wigs and you will see why the one wey senior Biati🀣

4. The way I can manage 20MB but cannot manage 1.5GB scares me.

5. If I Mistakenly See 1k Like This Eh
I Go Begin Dey Waka With Police SirenπŸ˜‚

6. MidNight Hunger Can Make You Remember The FoodYou Wasted
Since 2004 πŸ˜€

7. 3bedroom flat to rent in Warri for #60.000,but the toilet is in portHarcourt .
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8. Imagine you, I came to your house you are offering me fantaπŸ€” what happened to the fufu and egusi soup you cookπŸ™„

9. Nothing give a girl joy than when her boyfriend mother call her "our Wife" she will be like Mama should I wash the Fence?? It Looks Dirty 🀣

10. Ordinary 25$ cash out,
Taiwo Don get Personal Bike Man
Nawah oo🀣

11. At what age should parents stop beating their children, because I don't understand my Mom this evening.πŸ˜’
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Madam,  it was just a question πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
31/08/2025

Madam, it was just a question πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

When your pastor also fears his wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚In church, Pastor shouted, if you are scared of your wife, stand upOnly one man ...
31/08/2025

When your pastor also fears his wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In church, Pastor shouted, if you are scared of your wife, stand up
Only one man stood. Pastor laughed, Brother, you are brave🀣
The man said, Pastor, no be bravery. My wife told me if I sit, I should never come home again
Even Pastor slowly stood up tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The way chioma go ride and wine Davido this week ehhh πŸ˜‚
18/08/2025

The way chioma go ride and wine Davido this week ehhh πŸ˜‚

6 years in primary schoolπŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ3 years in Junior High school😌3 year in Senior High school😏4 years in university😱2 years or...
10/08/2025

6 years in primary schoolπŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

3 years in Junior High school😌

3 year in Senior High school😏

4 years in university😱

2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my peopleπŸ˜’

1 year of youth service and you will finally get a job of N50,000πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

While somebody will just shout β€œskiborobo skibo robo skibo yeba oshee baddestβ€πŸ˜ and be making milliΓΆns 😩😩😭😭 and his friends will reply β€œIt’s Young John the wickΓ«d producer” an be making milliΓΆns as well. πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ₯²

And you think the person that introduced Education will make heaven......πŸ€”πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven.......πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ™„πŸ€§πŸ₯²

That one that introduced β€œExaminationβ€πŸ˜’ should not bother coming near heavenπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸ™„πŸ₯²

Shebi you see that one that invented β€œMathematics”?πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

Hmm make I no talk again.πŸ₯²πŸ˜’
πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ
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Where are you reading from??

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09/08/2025

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Which one u dey attend first πŸ˜‚
08/08/2025

Which one u dey attend first πŸ˜‚

Laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I was at a bus stop this evening when I saw a very pretty ladyMeeeehhnn,πŸ™ˆ this babe fine d!eπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹See the way men...
06/08/2025

Laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was at a bus stop this evening when I saw a very pretty lady
Meeeehhnn,πŸ™ˆ this babe fine d!eπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

See the way men dey Trip for her,😳😏
πŸ™ˆguys see the way I dey look this babe like say she be angel.😁

Suddenly I heard a sweet voice
"Hey you, what's the time please?"☺️

I hardly believed 😳I was the one she is talking to,πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
Now all eyes on me.😏😩

Proudly I looked at my wristwatch, πŸ™ˆit was then I realised my wristwatch was no longer working,πŸ₯Ί and it stopped working early that morningβ€¦πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Chai,πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ see me oo, Heats flows through my spine.πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
"What's the time please??" She asked again.😳

I just have to say something
"Mmmm,☺️well, it's just that I forgot to set my wristwatch" wait let me check my phone,πŸ˜‰β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈ

and to make the matter worse...😩 my phone don offπŸ“΄ Chei!! Who I offend?? πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­

if you see the kind disgusting look this babe gave me ehn,πŸ₯ΊI come weak, I dey speechlessπŸ˜”


😏Na so one yeye gal way dey back come whisper to her friend..
"Na so dem go dey wear wristwatch wey no dey work up and down dey form dirty big boy"πŸ₯΄
and to Make the matter worst, one fat woman wey dey for front come reply "No mind dem, some go even carry big phone wey no dey work dey do big boy, big boy empty pocket" 😏🀨

See shame, everybody for the bus burst out of laughter and to even make the matter worst,🀨 the girl wey ask me time follow dem dey laugh
See as shame catch me ooπŸ˜”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

To even make the matter worst, conductor wan ask me for money come say..πŸ˜…"Big boy bring your money" 😁

chei!!! Another round of laughter, this one even the driver sef follow laughπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
Now I'm currently in my bedroom thinking, I can't eat... What a shame! πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
And to even make the matter worst, you people wey I just tell the story now even follow dey laugh laugh me πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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05/08/2025

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