08/06/2026
JOKES ..... β . People keep saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible.
Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 700 wifes and 300 Preciouses? ππππ
β‘. One of my friends transferred β¦200,000 to his wife's mother.
Since then, the woman has started developing feelings for him πππ
β’. I told my mum that I wanted a punk haircut π₯Ή.
She replied, "I hope you've already built your own house somewhere?" π€£ππ
β£. That moment when you're being treated by a nurse whose husband makes coffins πππ
Your mind ...go dey π
β€. Ladies, texting a guy first will not make you pregnant.
Precious, please change this habit this year πππ
β₯. My friend entered a boutique with β¦3,000 and tried on trousers worth β¦30,000.
The zip got damaged.
As I'm talking, he has been mopping the shop floor since last week πππ
β¦. You're complaining because you're in an uncomfortable relationship?
Have you ever been separated from the person you planned to copy during an exam? ππ
β§. When a girl starts saying, "Go away, I don't want your girlfriend to pour hot water on me..."
Brother, just know she already likes you ππ€£π
Wisdom will not kill Emma π
β¨. How can you be living in a rented apartment and driving a car worth over β¦15 million? π€·ββοΈ
Are you sure someone has not poured palm oil inside your cala ππ€£
β©. After the sermon, the pastor asked, "Can any virgin from the choir lead us in the closing prayer?"
Not even Precious stood up
Till today, we're still in church ππ€£π€£
βͺ. I can never die of hunger while my neighbour's chicken is still alive π
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It can never ππ
β«. Precious, it's not every headache that's a sign of fever...
When last did you eat shawarma, pizza and wash it down with an exotic drink?
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β¬. You've been dating that girl for more than 10 years with no intention of marrying her Please Uncle Pharaoh, let my sister go! πππ
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