16/08/2024
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1. Hatërs will be zooming your pictures‚ they will zoom to the shoes and be like “I talk am‚ na Aba he dey wear”. 🙄🤭😂😂
2. Before you kïll that mosquito‚ always think about his family‚ what if he’s the only son of his family‚ what if he’s a final year medical student at Uniquito? 🙄🥲😂😂
3. Think big‚ think big
Cap no size my hëad again 🥲😂😂
4. Na only povërty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🙄😂😂
5. Welcome to Nïgeria! Where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside. 😳🤭😂😂
6. How can a man without an international passport tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world and you believë him;🙄 where in the world has he ever been to ? 😒😂😂
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8. Some gïrls are sïngle because after eating on a date‚ instead of using a toothpick‚ you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙄🤭😂😂
9. Some ladïes be like “he is nöt my typë !”
My question is...
Are you looking for a Blöod donor? 🤷🙄😂😂
10. *If your hüsband is tall‚ därk‚ speaks Yorúba fluently and drives a Lexus ES350...*
*He is in our compound now cooking and washing plate for one female corper* 🤭😂😂
11. One lady somewhere is preparing motivational quotes to post tomorrow because her guy hasn’t called her since yesterday 😒😂
Omolola, I didn’t mention you oo 🙄🤭😂😂
12. Imagine Zombïe looking for braïns, they saw you and passed by. 😳
Have a nice time ahead oo 🤭😂😂😂
13. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥
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