Areà fàdà

17/03/2025

Happy 😁😁 birthday 🎉🎉 to you,I wish you many more years ahead to celebrate,years with massive joy, success love and happiness.may God grant your heart d

08/01/2025

😂😂😂😂 Jokes pie

LAff🤭

1. Why I’m single?😒
Because Love is “Art” and I’m a science student
😂😂
2. Favour please stop posting old pictures..😒
If you’re no longer hot rest na...😶
Every day you’d be posting “TB, TB...” You be tuberculösis?! 🙄🤭😂😂
3. Since when I come this life, I never hear say August 1st girlfriend day 😏
Una go just sit down find billing method 🙄😂😂
4. E Reach My Turn To Be Your Girlfriend , You Dey Tell Me “I Have Seen Hëll with Other girls”
Favour, Shey Na Me Show You Hëll? 🙄😂😂
5. I’m already deciding my Future...😇
None of my kids will call me daddy 😒
It’s “mommy’s boo” 😋🤭😂😂
6. “A humble prostïtute is better than an arrogant virgin” 😇
Ashawó don drop quote 🥲🤭😂😂
7. “When they wan give us drūgs”🙄
American mum: “Open your mouth”
Nigerian mum: “Do Aaaah” 😲
Abi I lie ?? 🤭😂😂
8. If you know it’s big don’t force it in 😒
Put it small small before you tear nylon while putting the bread 😇😂😂.It’s not what you are thinking, I’m holy 😌
9. I saw this hashtag last night... 🤭☟
“Arinola Weds Dino Melaye”
😳😂😂
10. Precious, Continue doing “Fat is Bae”
Continue oo; Don’t go and lose weight 😒
Until they use bangles to propose to you.🏃🤭😂😂
11. The moment you received a voice message from your crush and you are running ‘room to room’ to look for earphone... Only for you to hear, “you are not my type” 😳😂😂
Favour did this thing some time ago for me that’s why I detëst her 🥲😒
12. ME: “Dad, I’m tired of this Grandpa’s sicknëss oo😩 it’s better he dïes...🥲
DAD: It’s your Father that will dïe not mine 😒 😳🤭😂😂
13. “Mummy, they said we should päy #2,OOO for our security levy”, Mum replies, “go and tell your school you are covered with the Blöod of Jesus”😒😶
Wømen self ehh...🙄😂😂

Cùtie, I might Not Have Müch in Life, Yeah I know 🥺😔😔😭, But at Least, I’m always Happy When I Just see You Smîle, That Joy use to Arise in me so Much!
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢

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06/01/2025

Weekend Jokes 😂

1. Who else noticed that anytime you pass a lady, the devil will always whisper to you "Now you can look at her back my child 😁" 😂

2. You are raising your hand to beat your girlfriend Emeka abi? The hand you never raise to answer questions in school.... Shame on you 🙄😂😂

3. At my age, my dad still change channel when they are kissing.... I just laugh, this man doesn't know me oo😁

4. I learnt that boys that jump from one girl to another, we call them "bouncing baby boy" 😂😂😆

5. Bro if you cannot help me, leave it. Stop telling me to keep pushing, I'm not a pregnant woman 🙄😂😂

6. Who else noticed that anytime your teacher is looking at your direction in class, you will be pretending as if you're listening so hard, whereas in your mind, you're planning to deal with siblings for eating your cold eba 😂😂😆

7. Me as a make-up Artist: Cynthia, I have done all the make-up I could, yet you're not still fine. It seems you're only destined to have inner beauty 🤷😂😂

8. Ordinary TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF you're saying your gas has finished.

Cynthia, is gas part of your God given talents 😂😆

9. I will never go out in the night again.... I can't believe I was chased by black nylon last night 😳😂😂😂

10. It is only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity.... "I dey mad oo, ask people 😒" 🙆😂😂

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24/09/2024

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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24/09/2024

1. Person wey Dem give 5million to give Kidnàpers carry money run.
Both Police and Kidnàppers dey find ahm
Nigeria na ur mate!🤣😋😁

2.I want a girl who is heàrtbroken, dece!ved, used, and who has lost love.
I want to finish her c0mpletely.
🙄😒🙄

3. Most of us have súffered in Relatioñships more than the Israelites suffered in Egypt.💔💘
🙄😒🙄

4. I no Cúm
You no Cúm
Esther! How Cúm Belle Cum? 🤷
🙄😒🙄

5. Your boyfriend already know who he wants to marry, if you like wear his T shirt & be asking múmu questions 'Baby Semo or Rice'?
🙄

6. Bād luck is wen deaf & dúmb lady mistake u to be somebody who has impregnated her, my broda no coúrt in dis world can set u free.🏃

7. UBA just sent me Happy children's day.
I no blame them, na my account balance for bank cause am😭😒🙄

8. Ladies please stop praying for a good husband
I can't màrry all of you.😒🙄

9. Me testing the Micr0phone 🎤 in my ex Wedding
She no love u 1 2
She no de love 2 2
It's will end in téàrs 1 2 3🙄😒🙄

10. My mom hide her Money in the Bible
The Children of Israel took it
Now she's looking at me as if am from Israel.🙄😒🙄

11. EFCC on boys, SARS on boys, P0LICE on boys, FAMILY on boys, GIRLS on boys.
No wonder B0brisky left us.
🙄😒🙄

12. Every Family has a person who breaks the Chain of Poverty
May you be that person in your family Amen
Your react 🤲
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17/09/2024

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

1. Call a man a li0n and he will be very happy. But call him an an!mal he will be very àngry.Is a li0n not an anímal?
😇😇😆😈😈

2. If you know more than five stīngy people, that means you bég a lot..
😂😂😂😂😁😁

3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doçtor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Søldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a príest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp groúp admin.
God why🙆🙆🙆🙆🙎🙎😫

4 In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a p00r family is called OROBO.
That's where corrúptí0n started.
🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂😂😂

5 Once you marry a bàd wife de dev!l will stop followíng you because he has settled you already😌😌😌

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elíminat!on by substitut!on.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Should i increase the volume?

7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delílah..
Féàr Women 😂

8. Bro you're dāting that girl for more than 💁3years, with no intention of marryīng her please..
Uncle phara0h let my si$ter go

9. Who is a ri$k taker?
A ri$k taker is someone who has running st0mach and still want to méss
🏃🏃😁😂🐐

10 *I will never take wééd again 😒.
*I just fínïshed ironíng 25 clothes now and I didn't plug the ir0n.😃😀
Mádoooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅

11. My dear, if a lady asks “how are you” just reply “I am fine”, but if you have møney you can ädd “and you” 😂🚶‍♀️

12. Døn't trüst a girl with only one Facebøok profile picture... She is a boy ! I rëpeat, she is a boy oo 😹😅

13.You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

My name is and am best at what i do🙌✍️

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17/09/2024

Laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂
1) a Secondary school girl get prégnant, people will be like "Chai, and this girl was very quíet in school oo. Who told you that prégnancy comes with noíse😂😂😂

2)The Same Spírit That Told Nigerians That The water Remaining After Brushing teeth, is the Same Spírit That Told them that Corn Must be Sóld beside Gútters😂😂💔

3) As A Guy; When You Put it in inside a Woman, And She Móans "Aúch, It's painful!", That's her Shoe Size, Buy it for Her😂😂😂💔
4) Somebody can not out of joy, tell another person that I have received alert, the next thing " Find small thing for your boy naa!" 😠😠😅😂

5) Some female are scared of k!lling cockroach, but they g*t mind do 5 abôrtion, Favour, you don't only need Jesus, you need the 12 disciples join; Even Judas 🙆🙆😂😂

6) Davido Brought ELECTRICITY, Nepa Increase Bill
Ayrr Star Brought RÚSH, Floód Came
Now, CÓUGH has Come!; I swéar, If CÓVID 19 come back, I wón't take it easy☝😂😂😭

7) Have This Never Bóthered You before??
A Pastor Will Wave his Hand, All the Church Members Will Fáll, Except The Camera man😭🙉😂😂😂

8) Please If you wants to Toást a Lady, Go straight To the Point; Which One is "So, What's The Pláte Number of the Keke You entered Today!" 😂😂😂

9) Right now there's a poor person working really so hard to spoil their cheating partner 🤣😂😂

10) Give Her A Laptop, And Tell Her To Type Her CV, That's when You'll know that Brazílian Hair is on top of Cóconut Head🙉😂😂🤣🤣
Favour I won't cast you😂😂😂😂😂😂

11.Remember to pray for your partner before you sleep.
If you are SINGLE, pray for your country😎😂😂🤣🤣

12.The longer the relationship, the painful the breakup.
So breakup now😭🤓😂🤣🤣

13. Ci******es company will be like👉 smokers are liable to die Young 🙄🙄
Yet NAFDAC registration hand on the pack in capital letters 🤣🤣🤣

14. Na lack of faith/trust, dey bring using of condoms..... I serve a living God 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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16/09/2024

1)do u realize that when u are mādly in love, even insūlt sounds like birthday wishes 😂😂😂😂😂

2)I may not be able to date all the beautiful girls in this group, but I will view their profile picture zoom it and touch their breāsts 😋😋😋😋😋 bēat me if u can 🙄🙄this was the saying of a mād man 😁😁😁😁😁😁

3)I gave my dog w£ed today to make him to be sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning 🙆🙆😢😢🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

4)my neighbor just found 1k in his old trousers,I hope my trouser is seeing wat other trousers are doing 😁😁😁😁

5) I'm in my neighbors house and they are about to eat,am seeing 4 plates and we are 5,I wonder who is not hungry 🤔🤔🤔🤔

6)dear future kids u will either drink pap or cowbell milk brēãst is for daddy don't come and inconvenience me 😏😏😏😏

7) after loosing a fīght u get home and start imagining all the kunfu skills u could have done to b£at the person, mūmū 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) for those of u who read my jokes after laughing u did not like nor comments.
Pronounce these words very fast
🔵Eye
🟤Yam
🔴Stew
🟣Peed
🙄😏🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️

Dm let's vibe 😃🤣🤣🤣

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God bless you abundantly as you do so..

16/09/2024

😇 LAUGH🤣

1. Don’t be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that’s her real face🤣

2. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Rītual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂

3. 😒

_/ \_
This is how a bād Wïfe stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and bēāt me today😂😂

4. “Stop Giving your Children Bible Names Without Giving them Bible Lessons🤨
Yesterday I Was Røbbed By Abraham & Moses🥺😭😂

5. “If a Lady Gives you Her Number, Read it BacK to her With One Wrøng Digit. If She Corrects you.. it Means She’s Actually Interested😌😂

6. “Aboki”: Madam ☝️1 Yam Na #800 GasKia🙅‍♂️😒🤨
“Nigerian Mothers be like:“🙄You No Gree Sell 3 for 350?? 🙁😂

7. Yoruba boys trying to be Romantïc be like:
“You are my egg in my egg roll,☺
Baby, without you🙈..am buns”😇😂

8. 🙆‍♂️ Imagine a girl born in 2012 is sending me friend request 🙈am I selling pencil?? 🙆‍♂️😂

9. I wonder why the sun in America is meant for freshness..😏while the one in Nigeria is for drying clothes 🙆‍♂️😂

10. All the bād friends my mom wārned me about don make am finish
😏The good ones dey do P.O.S🙆‍♂️😂

11. Last borns are the best people to date..😌
Brēak their heart,💔
And give them biscuits,☺
Case closed 😋🤣

12. Abeg, 🤔who told Nigerïans that when they eat stønes in beans, 😏they should look at the person that cooked it??🙆‍♂️😂

13. The funny thing about being rich is that every ladies you meet are single ☺
But..when you are pøor, 🙈even a new born baby had a boyfrïend 😂

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😢😭
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15/09/2024

LAUGH ABEG YOU DESERVE IT

1. Fowl 🦆wey my friend wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nkechi don use am cook fried rice😭😭😭

I go gist ona later, there is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️

But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭

3. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂

secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄

University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔

4.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish😆

you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣

shaaaiiii uncle... Why😂😂😂

5. Favour no be say your boyfriend stingy oo😆😆

nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn salary don finish😭😭😂😂

6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃

Nigerians be like, yesterday when i see am e dey lick orange and palm oil"

I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭

8. Ñø be everything be village people work

"How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂

Uncle Why🙄.....🤣🤣

9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃

But in English you is going home🤣🤣

10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅

poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂

11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅

No woman must be Left behind including you, yes you reading this...💚😂😂
I don't want to be start mentioning names oo🥱🥱

12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭

nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗

13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍
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09/09/2024

My Nassarawa friend

09/09/2024