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Wizzy too big
20/08/2025

Wizzy too big

20/08/2025
Biggest Bird ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
20/08/2025

Biggest Bird ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

So, yesterday didn't go as planned?โ€‹You woke up feeling like not rising from bed?โ€‹ Weakling.โ€‹ SHAME ON YOU ๐Ÿคฃโ€‹ I can imag...
19/08/2025

So, yesterday didn't go as planned?
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You woke up feeling like not rising from bed?
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Weakling.
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SHAME ON YOU ๐Ÿคฃ
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I can imagine how jealous they were on that day.
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The other billions of s***m cells.
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As you led the race.
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Swimming hard and fast from your daddy's sack.
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They tried to pull your legs back.
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But you shook them off.
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And dived into that shining egg in your mummy's tummy.
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The others died.
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Billions of them.
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And here you are feeling sad for yourself.
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Once again.
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SHAME ON YOU.
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Oh, you thought I'd motivate you?
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Nah Sis.
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You'd have to pay me for that.
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I ain't doing it for free.
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All I got to say isโ€ฆ
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SHAME ON YOUR WEAK FLAT FARTING AND POOPING BLACK Thing.
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Well, why am I not surprised?
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Didn't they say it?
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That you wouldn't make it.
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They said it.
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Are they not right?
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I guess they are.
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If you say they aren't, then what the hell are you doing?
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Wallowing in your bed.
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Just because yesterday didn't go as planned.
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SHAME ON YOU.
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I'm so pi**ed right now.
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Wish I could stretch my hand through your phone.
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Grab you by the neck.
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And pull you through the phone.
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Into my gym.
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Right now.
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AND.
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Force a glove in your hands.
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So I can legally box your head off for fun.
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And watch you cry like a tata that you are.
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Gosh, your daddy should have pulled out.
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And pi**ed you into a toilet.
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Then pushed flush.
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That's where you belong,
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โ€˜Cos you right now?
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Your thinking stinks like s**t.
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SHAME ON YOU.
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I'd find you and block you.
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If I could.
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ANIMAL!
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What are you still doing there!!!?
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GET OUT OF BED NOW.
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Rubbish.
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Author; The Productivity Hack Playbook and Why Do I Keep Moving Around In Circles.

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03/08/2025
Where I done pass far pass where I dey go....So giving up is not my thing...
24/07/2025

Where I done pass far pass where I dey go....

So giving up is not my thing...

Which one is correct my lovely people ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›let me see in comment section ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
14/07/2025

Which one is correct my lovely people ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›let me see in comment section ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

๐’๐ฎ๐œ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ง'๐ญ ๐š ๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฉ. ๐ˆ๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐š j๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐จf ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ.Every big dream you've ever had won't be fulfilled by one bold moveโ€”but b...
13/07/2025

๐’๐ฎ๐œ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ง'๐ญ ๐š ๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฉ. ๐ˆ๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐š j๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐จf ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ.

Every big dream you've ever had won't be fulfilled by one bold moveโ€”but by countless quiet ones.
Late nights. Early mornings. Rejections. Progress. Discipline. Doubt. Courage.
Step by step, choice by choice, you inch closer.

So donโ€™t wait for the โ€œperfect moment.โ€
Take the next small stepโ€”because thatโ€™s how giants are made. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”‰๐Ÿ”Š

27/04/2025

MY WORK MY PRIDE

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27/03/2025

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