Manchong Danj

11/04/2025

11/04/2025

Abeg wetin person fit chop once a day wey person no go hungry again until the next day?😩

10/04/2025

Manchester United concede late on and have to settle for a draw in Lyon 🤝

10/04/2025

🚨Arsenal have earned £88million so far in the Champions League this season.

If they complete the job against Real Madrid at the Bernabeu that tally will rise to £101million.

If the Gunners make the final they could earn over £130million solely from their Champions League campaign alone this season.

Huge summer inbound. 💰

10/04/2025

A night to forget for Andre Onana as Lyon equalise late to earn a draw against Man United in the Europa League 😬🏆

10/04/2025

♦️ Full Time Match Scores
◽ Europa League
◼️ Lyon vs Man United
◼️ Tottenham vs Frankfurta

10/04/2025

ANSU FATI PHOTO CAN'T GET 500 LIKES BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN TOP FORM ANYMORE 🥺🐐😭

10/04/2025

🤣😂LET'S LAUGH TOGETHER 😂🤣

1. Losing girlfriend and boyfriend is nothing.... Imagine losing free Facebook. Some of us will be offline for 6years.🙆😂

2. Please, how many loaves of bread will i eat to become a bread winner.🤔

3. Nothing is permanent ooh.... A Data mode user in the afternoon finally become a free mode user in the evening.🤷

4. Even if Liberia finally win the world cup, one animal will still swallow it.
So what's the need.🙅

5. Please who knows how to cook fried rice, because the last time I tried that stuff.... I ended up eating garri🤣

6. Just because I don't carry Bible to church doesn't mean I don't know Elijah killed Goliath😏🥱

7. I think guys should stop taking w**d, A guy almost proposed to his grandma yesterday🙆

8. Him : Come and sit on the bed so u can be comfortable
Virgin : No, I'm okay here on top of the Wardrobe🙆😳

9. My future wife is probably out there with her boyfriend now promising to love him forever
IDIOT!😏.......You will come and meet me at home.🚶

10. I stopped smoking w**d since that day I tried it, I remember searching for my phone under the bed for 4hours, not knowing I was using the same phone’s light..😝

11. All the guys are complaining that all girls are after money, just wait until u meet the one that is after your LIFE!
Na then you go understand life🤔

12. Dating a girl with wide tooth gap is all fun not until you take her on a date and she says "thweatheart path me the tomato thoth"
🤓😅

13. I wonder who will marry that MTN girl, that normally say your account is too low for this call, she no dey pity person at all.
I bet you, she will be single forever.🤷

14. Dear sweetheart
I found ur sūcide note and I corrected some grammatical mistakes,
So U are free to go my dear
💁🚶

15. Facebook should create a VIP Section for IPhone and Samsung users like us, mixing us with Itel, Techno & Infinix users is not fair at all.🙄

16. The problem they have now in Nigeria is letter "B"
Bobrisky, baba ijebu, big bro

10/04/2025

😂😂😂 THE BEST JOKES 😂😂😂😂😂
1. When ur woman tells u we need to talk, and she starts with words like, "you know I lôve you right" my brother start çryíng 😔😭

2. My guy play bet.. match never fínïsh,
Him don send carpenter to go remøve the roof for him mama house 🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️
🤣🤣

3. A girl's caption: "fēel free to líck your screen 👅"

The picture: 👺👹👿

4. White boys: can i have your number
*
Nigerian boys: how far you dey Whatsapp 😒😒

5. I'm not comfortable around short pple😞
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Wat if I step on their head and they dīe😂😭

6. Happy Christmas to my Múslim friends wishing you long life and prosperity all🥴

7. You get 50 for jamb and you wan study law😹😹

8. Person no fit buy chicken and chips with chilled hollandia yoghurt make everything be N500? 🥺

9. Your húsband won't be āngry forever, sell that television & buy that wig u lôve. FØLLØW me for more marital advice🙄

10. If your mom never insúltèd you in front of relatives, trust me you are adôpted 😶

11. Dem release result now 😎😹
*
we no hear anything 🤔😹

12. Cūltīsm Na Sçâm Oh
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How M@laria Go K!ll Number One😅

13. Your húsband won't be āngry forever, sell that television & buy that wig u love. FØLLØW me for more marital advice🙄

14. U Dey Følløw Rich Kids Dey Smøke Loūd & Do Drūgs
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If Una Cråze Them Go Carry Them Go Rehab For Abroad While You Go Dey Dístúrb Us For Market😒

15. I'm so heartbrøken💔😢 I joined a WhatsApp group called "Singles Only" and found my girlfriēnd is the admin 😢

16. sometimes I say "Bye" just to hear "Please don't go" but all I get is "Go well" 😕😕

17. "Carry over is better than RÍP"
Person wey score f9 in all subjects don drop quote 😭💔

18. "Take back what was taken from you during slãvēry"
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Yahôô boy don drop quote
😲😲😂😂😂😂

19. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲
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𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐢 𝐝𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 🤔

20. "Big boys don't go out"
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Manchong Danj

10/04/2025

Grab new followers

10/04/2025

What advise will you give this boy 🧒

10/04/2025

What is the name of this kind leg in English?