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Me putting solar panels to an undeveloped community 💪💪💪💪.They were very happy and excited 🫵🫵🫵🫵Follow Thew funnybeats ...
10/03/2026

Me putting solar panels to an undeveloped community 💪💪💪💪.
They were very happy and excited 🫵🫵🫵🫵
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When I saw this Picture i was thinking that it is ebonyi state people! But at last I Confirm that They Are from Anambra ...
08/03/2026

When I saw this Picture i was thinking that it is ebonyi state people! But at last I Confirm that They Are from Anambra State 😂 Wey Dey live beside My lodge " If to say Na Ebonyi people be this again I will deny That I'm not from there 😝

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OYA.. LAUGH WITH Thew funnybeats😂🤣1. I wonder how people could be this funny...😂Imagine two guys were f!ghting and I tr...
06/03/2026

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1. I wonder how people could be this funny...😂Imagine two guys were f!ghting and I tríed to make things right between them. But when I hear the caúse of the f!ght I couldn't help it... How will you b0rrow your friend's cl0th and then sl!m fit it😂😂🚶

2. It's very ann0ying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing... Ekāaro o Ol0gi d£ oooo....😂😂😂

3. A group of slím girls in the swimming pool will be looking líke bôiled spaghetti..... Lemme come and be going biko😂

4. If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the húsband rān awāy!🏃🏃😂 Wisdom will not k!ll me 😹😹

5. They say milk gives strëngth then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drānk 4 bottles of b££r 🍺 I saw the walls moving themselves 😂 These scíentists are bl00dy l!ārs.....😂

6. Those rich girls that snātch peoples boyfriēnds, haven't you seen me yet or you have app0ll0😏 Booh-defunny fine boy ☺😯

7. imagine someone sl!mfitting some0ne's pānt🚶Ladies sha🙄😂

8. Ladies if you are sweepíng your boyfrīend's room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it might be your bríde price.😂

9. Uncle because your crúsh now lives in your area... You are now wearing Suit to fetçh water... Bros behäve nau😂😂

10. Meanwhile some ladies be líke... I need a man that will open the door for me and show me where to sit... A man that can stand by my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus conductor? 😆😆

11. May all the phones of those who Enjoyed my post without reåçting LOVE or dropping a cômment get st0l£n or better still fāll in a bas!n of water..Amen😁😂

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05/03/2026

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04/03/2026

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😂😂😂 LAUGH IN TONGUE Back in secondary school, I was very p00r in maths.During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The resu...
04/03/2026

😂😂😂 LAUGH IN TONGUE

Back in secondary school, I was very p00r in maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out
and fløgged.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper
had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
“THEW FUNNYBEATS what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
I smiled and said ... “Well, na God oo”
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then
asked myself , could I have scored 90% in maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have
been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It
was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said ,..................
one id!ot did not write his name on his paper and he scored 0%.
I just faïnted.............
Nobody should wake me oo 😭😐🤣🤣

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02/03/2026

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01/03/2026

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24/02/2026

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The Russian guy checked into the hotel where she works as a manager. He flirted with her briefly at the front desk befor...
24/02/2026

The Russian guy checked into the hotel where she works as a manager. He flirted with her briefly at the front desk before she returned to her duties. Later, he called down to complain about a faulty microwave. She went up to check it — and within minutes, they were already kissing.

The funny part is she's married, looks completely decent, no tattoos, no wild piercings, no "party girl" vibe at all. Judging purely by her appearance and outward demeanor, no one would have pegged her as |oose or promiscμous. She doesn't fit the stereotype.

This perfectly illustrates what I've always said about de|usional confidence in "self-control" and the massive role proximity plays.

Women don't have an iπdependent, rock-solid value system of their own, they cosplay whatever values they believe will attract and keep their target man (or men). Every woman has her price; the one playing hard-to-get is simply waiting for the bidder with the right combination of leverage (status, looks, excitement, foreign appeal, opportunity, etc.) to show up.

They have no unbreakable honor or fixed moral code, that's why avoiding compromising situations is always far safer than trusting in "she's different" or "she's too righteous to slip."

Never convince yourself that your woman is so principled she could never let her guard down. When the right guy appears at the right moment, with the right trigger, she'll set aside whatever "principles" you thought she had.

If she didn't work in a hotel — a place where horπy men check in daily, which creates constant proximity and opportunity — she likely never would have ended up in that situation. So you can't blame men who refuse to let their wives work in hotels, bars, closed corporate environments, or any high-proximity setting with men.

Proximity + opportunity + the right leverage = almost any woman can fold.

Don't rely on her "character" to protect your relationship. Rely on structure, boundaries, and your own leverage to keep things secure.

De|usional confidence gets men burπed. Awareness keeps you ahead.
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