25/09/2025
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Gentlemen, let’s be honest: every time the subject of side chicks comes up in barbershops, Beer-parlours, pubs, Clubs, Men WhatsApp groups, Men locker rooms, or “man-to-man” gist, some men always pull out a bag of excuses that sound wise… until you shine the light of common sense on them.
So today, let’s unpack the 9 most popular reasons men give for having side chicks, and expose why each of them is actually a fast track to trouble, shame, and empty bank accounts.
1. “My wife is boring.”
Translation: “I don’t know how to spice up my marriage, so I’m outsourcing fun.”�Reality check: Your wife isn’t boring, you’re lazy. If you invested the same energy you use planning hotel escapes into date nights, games, laughter, and conversation, your marriage would be hotter than pepper soup.
2. “She understands me more than my wife.”
Translation: “She only knows my sweet side; she hasn’t yet seen me snore, fart, or get cranky.”�Reality check: Side chicks understand your lies, not your life. They’re running on highlight reels, while your wife deals with your behind-the-scenes footage.
3. “It makes me feel young again.”
Translation: “I’m battling midlife crisis with bad choices.”�Reality check: Gym membership, learning salsa, or wearing fitted clothes will also make you feel young, without risking divorce papers.
4. “I need variety.”
Translation: “I treat women like buffet food.”�Reality check: Even buffets end with stomach upset. Marriage is not a fast-food joint; it’s about building depth, not chasing options.
5. “All men do it.”
Translation: “I lack originality.”�Reality check: Not all men cheat. Only weak men copy foolishness. Great men stand out by being faithful.
6. “She makes me feel respected.”
Translation: “I love fake respect because it strokes my ego.”�Reality check: Of course she respects you, you’re her ATM. Try being broke around her and watch the respect disappear faster than your alert message.
7. “My wife doesn’t give me enough sex.”
Translation: “I refuse to have adult conversations with my wife about intimacy, so I run outside to misbehave.”�Reality check: Side chicks don’t have superpowers. If you can’t learn communication, patience, and romance at home, you’ll soon get bored outside too.
8. “It’s just for fun, nothing serious.”
Translation: “I like playing with fire because I believe I’m fireproof.”�Reality check: Side chicks don’t come with “just fun” labels. They come with screenshots, blackmail, pregnancies, STDs, and reputation damage.
9. “I can afford it.”
Translation: “I’m rich enough to fund my own destruction.”�Reality check: Even billionaires cry. Ask the men who lost half their wealth in divorce court, plus custody battles, plus public disgrace. A side chick is the most expensive investment you’ll ever make, with zero return.
The Real Cost of Side Chicks
Men, let’s be clear:
•Your Health: STDs don’t care if you drive a Lexus.
•Your Wallet: Hotels, wigs, data, and blackmail fees will drain you faster than school fees.
•Your Reputation: The shame of being exposed will stain your name longer than a tattoo.
•Your Family: One fling can shatter your marriage, wound your children, and destroy your legacy.
The Tragedy Side Chicks Can Bring
What starts as “fun” often ends in tears: broken homes, bitter wives, confused children, empty pockets, and sometimes, an early grave. Many men have found out too late that the side chick they thought was an adventure was actually a shortcut to destruction.
Final Word
Brothers, if you truly want to be a man, be faithful. Real men don’t waste their strength juggling women, they invest it in building one woman, one family, one legacy.
A side chick is never a “side benefit.” She’s a side trap. Stay wise. Stay faithful.
