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My babe called me that her gas is finished and she needs my help, as a good boyfriend I rushed enter bush make I get her...
18/06/2026

My babe called me that her gas is finished and she needs my help, as a good boyfriend I rushed enter bush make I get her firewood because the price of gas is not friendly 🤓🤣🤣

If I leave this høspital make I bènd, and nobody should wish me quick recovery 🤣🤣Because I love what am seeing 🤓😆😆🤣
18/06/2026

If I leave this høspital make I bènd, and nobody should wish me quick recovery 🤣🤣
Because I love what am seeing 🤓😆😆🤣

😂😂😂 This one nearly made me k!ll cow for my ancestors In one family there was a child who did not speak. But one morning...
18/06/2026

😂😂😂 This one nearly made me k!ll cow for my ancestors

In one family there was a child who did not speak. But one morning the child began to pronounce a word, everybody rush to hear what the child is going to say, so the child only pronounced "grandmother."

😳😳 Everybody looked at each other...

Hours later someone comes to announce that the grandmother is d£ad.

💀💀 The whole family was shocked!

One week later the child starts to stammer again, this time everyone looks with fear and in the end he pronounces "grandfather", that evening the my grandfather was d£ad.

😭 At this point, family members started avoiding eye contact with the child.

Then came the fatal day, that night the child repeats the same unusual stammering and there everyone rushes to the door about to run, but before everybody was able to get to the door he had already said "Daddy".

🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ Everybody disappeared like MTN network!

That evening I was terrified and I could not sleep at all because of fear; then, my wife having pity on me, told me that the child was not actually mine.

😲😲😲 Plot twist entered the chat!

For once we see a husband to whom such news is announced to jump with joy and thank his wife for having cheated on him.

😂😂 I started praising God immediately!

And the next day my driver was found d£ad in his room...

💀💀💀

Am still dancing.
🕺🤓🤓😂🤣

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If you see me entering bush with Cutlass don't run am going to get firewood 🤣🤣 E don set ooo 🤣
17/06/2026

If you see me entering bush with Cutlass don't run am going to get firewood 🤣🤣

E don set ooo 🤣

PART 3: A BOY CALLED NWAEZE WAS GOOD IN MATHAMATIS 🤣📚❤️After her father's faiñting, he was revived with cold water, glu...
17/06/2026

PART 3: A BOY CALLED NWAEZE WAS GOOD IN MATHAMATIS 🤣📚❤️

After her father's faiñting, he was revived with cold water, glucose, and grace of God. 🤣🧮

As soon as he opened his eyes, the first thing he asked was; "Where is that simultaneous equation boy?" 😎🤔The neighbors replied; "Sir, he has upgraded to Calculus." 😭😂

Three days later, her father was shøcked to see me sitting in his living room, solving equations with his daughter. 📖✍️🤣

Her father marched over angrily and shøuted; "Young man! What are you still doing here?" 😤

I smiled and said; "Sir, I'm working on a prøblem."
"What prøblem?"He asked 🤨

I replied; "Finding the shortest distance between two points."

Her father shøuted. "And what are the two points?" 😒

I pointed at myself and the girl. "Me and your daughter, sir." ❤️🤣

Her father said "You are impossible!" 😡
I nodded. "Exactly, sir." 😂

Her father collected the notebook on the table and opened it. Inside, he saw:

❤️ + ❤️ = FOREVER 💕

The father screamed: 😭😭😭 and asked what is the meaning of this?😡

This is geometry!" I replied

Her father said "This is not Geometry!"

I quickly corrected him; "It is, sir. We are working on a triangle."

"What triangle?" Her father asked 😤

I smiled. "You, your daughter, and me." 🤣🤣🤣

At that point, the father grabbed a stïck and began to chasing me again with 2 by 2 stiçk. 🏃‍♂️😂😎

As I run down the road, I shouted; "Sir! Love is like a circle..."

The father yelled; "WHY?!"

I replied; "Because it has no end!" ❤️⭕😂😂😂

The man fold his hands and be looking at me like a man that was giving a quiet notice 🤣🤣

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the mathematicians call:

A NEVER-ENDING SEQUENCE! 📚😂😂😂

Watch out for Part 4!

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1kg of gas is now 2k, so person go suffèr get money for food stuff wetin you go use cook am go be prøblem 😭💔Somebody sho...
17/06/2026

1kg of gas is now 2k, so person go suffèr get money for food stuff wetin you go use cook am go be prøblem 😭💔

Somebody shout "FIREWOODS"

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🤣💔 SÛICID£ MISSION WITH MY WIFE 🤣I went to a party last night and got absolutely drunk. On my way home, I passed through...
17/06/2026

🤣💔 SÛICID£ MISSION WITH MY WIFE 🤣

I went to a party last night and got absolutely drunk. On my way home, I passed through ashaw0 quarter and I decided to bring one home with me.😏😌

When I got home, my wife opened the door. Still heavily druñk I proudly introduced them:🤔

“Prøstitûte, meet my wife !”😡

Then I turned to my wife and said:

“And my darling, meet my prøstitûte, my future wife’s replacement!” 😲

The next morning, I woke up in the høspital and realized introductions can be very expensive. 😡😲🤣🤣

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PART 2: A BOY CALLED NWAEZE WAS GOOD IN MATHAMATIS 🤣📚The next day, I returned with my Mathematics textbook and a bàndage...
16/06/2026

PART 2: A BOY CALLED NWAEZE WAS GOOD IN MATHAMATIS 🤣📚

The next day, I returned with my Mathematics textbook and a bàndage on my head. 🤕📖

The girl's father looked at me and shouted:
"Didn't I tell you not to come to my house again?!" 😡

I smiled and replied:
"Sir, I came to teach her Advanced Mathematics." 😎

The father raised his hands and said, "you are proven stubborn in my house, right?".😤

I smiled and quickly said:
"Please calm down, sir. Viøleñce minus patience equals trøûble!" 🏃‍♂️😂

I quickly stand up and leave 🤔🤔

Just then, the girl came outside and waved at me. 👋😍

The father immediately stood between us and said:
"This is Parallel Lines . You two must never meet each other again!" 🚫

But I shouted from across the street:
"Our love is like Algebra, sir. You may not understand it now, but the answer is there!" 🤣❤️

The father got angry and chased me again. 😤🏃‍♂️😂🤣

As I was running I turned back and said:

"Sir, no matter how much you divide us, we'll always find a common factor!" 😂

The father faiñted instantly. 😭🤣

And that, ladies and gentlemen, that is what mathematicians call:
SIMULTANEOUS EQUATIONS! 🤣📚

Stay tuned for Part 3 💯 🤝 ✌️

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😹😹 Marriage is not for the weak! 😂😂Last night, I came back from work very tired, exhausted, and looking for nothing but ...
16/06/2026

😹😹 Marriage is not for the weak! 😂😂

Last night, I came back from work very tired, exhausted, and looking for nothing but rest and sleep. 😩😫

My wife tell me, "Carry your son."

I said, "Honey, abeg, I'm so tired today." 😴

Apparently, that was the wrong answer. 😭🤣

I don't know that sleeping before my wife and my son last night will be like this, because they immediately formed an alliance àgaiñst me. 🤝😂

To avoid her wahala, I quietly left our bedroom and went to sleep in the baby's room. 😎

Thinking I had escaped...

Around midnight, my son launched what can only be described as a biological attæck. 💩😭

The boy didn't just poo.

He targeted me like it was a planned missions. 🎯😂

I woke up wondering if I was in a fertilizer factory. 😭🤣

Meanwhile, my wife brought him to me and quietly went back sleeping peacefully like someone who had successfully completed a r£veñge mission. 😌😂

At that point, I realized something:

In marriage, when your wife says "Carry your child," it's not a request...

It's a warning. 🚨🤣🤣🤣

Men, learn from my experience before it's too late. 😂💀

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16/06/2026

Me and my neighbor and pregnancy issues 🤣🤣

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