14/08/2026
๐ญ๐HOW MY ONE DAY CAREER ENDS ๐๐ญ
After I finished university and my NYSC, I started looking for a work.
I searched everywhere, tiktok, WhatsApp groups, Facebook, even for police station. ๐
But no work.
I sat down one day and started thinking on what to do:
โGod, what exactly do You want me to do with my life?โ ๐ซ๐ญ๐
I even started waiting for God to call me into his vineyard.
Every midnight I would wake up and listen carefully:
โSonโฆ go into ministry and preach my word.โ ๐๐ฝ
Nothing.๐ซ
Silence.๐
At some point, I was like, โmy father, at least give me a missed call.โ ๐ญ๐
Then one day, one idea entered my head.๐คฆ
โWhy not try be a native doctor?โ ๐ค
I didnโt waste much time.
I went straight to the market and bought red, black and white clothes, cowries, calabash, bell ๐ beads and many mysteriou$-looking things I didnโt even know the names. ๐
I arranged everything in the back of my room and officially opened for business.
I didnโt even have customers immediately, but I was already sitting there looking serious like I had been doing the job since childhood. ๐ญ
Then, one faithful day, a well-dressed young man walked into my shrine.
He looked rich.๐
Immediately, my spirit said, โomo, today my ancestors don remember me.โ ๐
He sat down and said: ๐ฎโ๐จ
โBaba, I need you to help me tie down my Spanish client so he can pay me ยฃ30,000 immediately.โ
The moment I heard ยฃ30,000, my eyes nearly left their sockets. ๐ญ
I quickly used my hand to cover his mouth.
โShhh! Donโt say that amount again.๐
Then I told him:
โMy son, I donโt have that kind of power.โ
He looked disappointed immediately.
โAndโฆโ I continued, โBut I know someone who can help you.โ
I quickly took him to a very powerful native doctor.
The native doctor sat down, adjusted his clothes, stared at the young man for about 20 seconds and said:
โI have already know why you are here.โ
I was impressed. ๐คฆ
The man explained everything again.
The native doctor nodded slowly and said:
โYou have no prรธblem. But for you to receive that money, you must make a sรฅcrifiรงe.โ
I became interested immediately.
I turned to the native doctor and asked:
โWhat kind of sacrifice?โ
Then I put my hand on the young manโs shoulder and added:๐ฝ
โBecause my friend here is capable of doing any sรฅcrifiรงe.โ ๐
The native doctor looked at us and said:
โYou need the head of a native doctor.โ
I laughed.๐๐
The young man smiled gently.๐๐
โThatโs not a prรธblem.โ
I was still smiling until he added:
โWe already have someone to use.โ ๐๐
I slowly turned to look at him.๐ก๐ก
He was looking directly at ME.๐ญ๐ญ
My smile disappeared.๐ซ๐ซ
My confidence disappeared.๐๐
I tried to stand up.
โBaba, I just remembered I have somewhere to go this afternoon.โ
Before I could take one step, two men grabbed me.
I started shouting:
โWAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I AM NOT EVEN A REAL NATIVE DOCTOR! I JUST STARTED THIS BUSINESS YESTERDAY!โ ๐ญ๐ญ
The young man looked at me and said: ๐
โExactly. Thatโs why your head is still fresh.โ ๐ญ๐
At that moment, I realized something very important:
Unemployment is better than employment with this kind of job description. ๐ซ๐ก๐ญ๐
I escaped from there and ran straight home.
The next morning, I woke up, wore my best clothes and went straight back to university.
I told myself:
โAbeg, I will go and do Masters.
And that was how my one-day career as a native doctor came to an end.
I didn't even make money....
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