Opuruiche Nwa

24/02/2026

who is in the sit when you where you born?

24/02/2026

I dey work for company and business see them

24/02/2026

WHICH ONE IS THE BEST AMONG THESE Igb0 made cars, Roxettes Motors Innoson Motors Omaa Motors

Roxettes Motors: Owned by Dr. Kelechi Orji, based in Abia State, Nigeria.

Innoson Motors: Founded by Innocent Chukwuma, in Nnewi, Anambra State.

Omaa Motors: Founded by Chinedu Oguegbu, in Umunya, Anambra State.

The future of the automobile industry in Africa is rising from Igbo land.
if u no tell me and win 2k

12/02/2026

Welcome to Nigeria 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste CLOSE_UP
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When Nepa⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Nigerians
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

Kindly FØLLØW 👉 Georgeo De Comedian 👈 for more interesting jokes and stories everyday 🙏

10/02/2026

10/02/2026

I was alone in my mother's womb for nine months without speaking to anyone and u think ignoring me will pain me 😂😂😂

10/02/2026

I asked my wife to list five good banks in Nigeria.

_She said:_
*UBA, Access bank, GTB, Husband bank, and Ecobank.*

I paused…

I said, “Biko, what is *Husband* bank doing *inside* this *list* ?”

She looked at me and said:
“Husband bank is the most reliable bank in africa.

Other banks can go on strike but Husband bank cannot try it.

*Husband* *bank* is the only bank that works without app.”
No login.
No network failure
Just eye contact and soft voice. 😂 *transaction* successful!

*God Bless All Responsible Husband In the House In Jesus Christ Mighty Name.*😁😁

Author unknown

30/01/2026

what's the meaning

30/01/2026

chose wisely

21/01/2026

Do not feed every dog that is hungry, some of them are looking for strength to bite you.

✅✅✅

11/01/2026

if u comment I give you location