23/05/2026
๐ป LAUGH WITH ME๐คญ
1. Access Bank ATM today... debรฏted one man that was in front of me 60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;๐
The man grabbรซd me and shoutรซd: โYou are not going anywhere oo!โ Because you are my only witness ๐ณ๐๐๐๐
2.If you donโt want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know๐ฅฒ๐...
Favour abeg which one is โI donโt know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnรคntโ ๐ณ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฉ๐๐๐
3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status ๐คญ๐๐ Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn ๐
4. Have you noticed dat Girls have โThree voicesโ๐คญ:
สโฟส
ONE ๐, Is used when answering calls๐
TWO ๐, The other one at home๐ถ when she is talking to her siblings๐(Her Original Voice)
THREE ๐, is used when sheโs talking to her โBaeโ ๐๐๐
5. รfricans be like โPlease you get flรขshing credit? ๐ฅฒ
โI just wan tell this my guy make e no fรธrget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flรขshing? ๐ณ๐๐๐
6. My mum just introduced me to her friendโs daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...๐
Mtcheeew ๐คญ๐๐๐
7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnรคnt and Joseph shoutรซd โJesus Christโ...
When Jesus was not born yet ๐ณ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐
8. I canโt wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... โRule and Regulation๐คญ or Done and Dustedโ ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโค๏ธโค๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
9. Dearie ๐ฅฐ, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me๐, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post๐ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All ๐
Hope I have Made your Blessed Sรถul Brightened๐ฅบ๐ข๐ฅ
You wanna be My Best Friend right?๐๐ข๐ฅ
Cutie, I pray God touch your heart to fรธllรธw me on this page ๐๐
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That jw Boi