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31/05/2026

I know how p@!nful mรชรฑstrรผรขt!0n can be, and I sincerely feel s0rry for every lady,
May u n0t see Ur per!0d next month ๐Ÿ˜

A pilot was told to transfer mรฅd pยฃoplยฃ from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โœˆ๏ธ. He agreed and carried them into his plane ๐Ÿ™‚.Ever...
26/05/2026

A pilot was told to transfer mรฅd pยฃoplยฃ from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โœˆ๏ธ. He agreed and carried them into his plane ๐Ÿ™‚.
Everywhere was noisy ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซโ€ฆ shouting, singing, wahala everywhere ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Later, one of the m@d mยฃn walked up to the pilot and said ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ:
โ€œPlease teach me how to fly the aeroplane?โ€ โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿค”
The pilot replied ๐Ÿ˜’:
โ€œI will teach you how to fly it if you can tell your friends to stop making noise.โ€
The mad man smiled ๐Ÿ˜ and went insideโ€ฆ
After some minutes โณ, everywhere became silent ๐Ÿคซโ€ฆ as if an angel entered the plane ๐Ÿ˜‡โœจ

He came back and told the pilot:
โ€œEverywhere is cool nowโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
The pilot became happy ๐Ÿ˜ƒ and asked:
โ€œWhat did you tell them that made them calm?โ€ ๐Ÿค”

The m@d mรฅn replied ๐Ÿ˜Ž:
โ€œI opened the door for them to go and play outsideโ€ ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
The pilot fa!!ntยฃd ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

1. When a girl clap before dancing just know she wants to dance nonsense ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿค“ 2. Another day to remind you that your ...
26/05/2026

1. When a girl clap before dancing just know she wants to dance nonsense ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿค“

2. Another day to remind you that your babe is grabbing micro phone but not in the church ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

3.When a guy is touching you, that unknown feeling that runs all over your body, my sister nah your sense the go like that, oyyaa tell him to leave you.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

4.If you know you threw your tooth๐Ÿฆท on top of the roof for another one to grow๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ, gather here letโ€™s laugh at ourselves ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5 . She fell in love with an electricians, nah like that he go dey shock you, what do you expect.๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Some guys can deรงeive ehn... Theyโ€™ll be like โ€œBaby I see my future kรฏds in your รซyesโ€ Well-done sir chairmรคn of nationรคl populatiรธn censรผsโ€š Hopรซ youโ€™re seรซing golden mornโ€š pampรซrsโ€š schรถol feรซs and othรซr baby foรธd on her foreheรคd too?
Yeye ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. A soldiรซr๐Ÿ’‚wรฏll k!!! 1OO pรซople and he wรฏll have peaรงeโ€š but you just รธnly รธne persรธn for bl**d mรธneyโ€š the spirรฏt wรฏll nรธt let you rรซstโ€š why...? Donโ€™t loรธk at me likรซ am talkรฏng from experiencรซ oo... ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. I thรฏnk Adam is the causรซ of our failurรซ in English Languagรซ
God: Adamโ€š wherรซ are you?
Adam: I am nakรซd. ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Read this silently ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Dear lord don't let me die young with out living the life I have ever prayed for, write Amen with faith and believe.

Pls If you are living aroundKaduna Kogi KanoKatsina Abuja Lagos NassarawaSokoto BeninZaria Akwa ibom  state Please Don't...
24/05/2026

Pls If you are living around
Kaduna
Kogi
Kano
Katsina
Abuja
Lagos
Nassarawa
Sokoto
Benin
Zaria
Akwa ibom state

Please Don't Come out tomorrow by 8:00am.
Even if you will come out tomorrow please don't come out with your car, machine or bicycle, just stand one place and be observing.
I will be learning how to drive Caterpillar. I will pass those areas. I no won jam anybody abeg ๐Ÿ™

10 RULES YOU MUST ABIDE BY WHEN VISITING THIS PLACE:1. No go without condom  2. No try to kiss them  3. No show all your...
23/05/2026

10 RULES YOU MUST ABIDE BY WHEN VISITING THIS PLACE:
1. No go without condom
2. No try to kiss them
3. No show all your money or valuables
4. No dey rough-handle or force anything
5. No negotiate price after the deed
6. No remove condom halfway or try pull out
7. No share personal information
8. No forget to check the place and babe hygiene
9. No overstay or catch feelings
10. No go when you dey broke or desperate
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๐Ÿ‘ป LAUGH WITH ME๐Ÿคญ1. Access Bank ATM today... debรฏted one man that was in front of me  60,000 twice without dispensing the...
23/05/2026

๐Ÿ‘ป LAUGH WITH ME๐Ÿคญ

1. Access Bank ATM today... debรฏted one man that was in front of me 60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;๐Ÿ™Š
The man grabbรซd me and shoutรซd: โ€œYou are not going anywhere oo!โ€ Because you are my only witness ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2.If you donโ€™t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜’...
Favour abeg which one is โ€œI donโ€™t know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnรคntโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚



3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn ๐Ÿ˜’

4. Have you noticed dat Girls have โ€œThree voicesโ€๐Ÿคญ:
ส˜โ€ฟส˜
ONE ๐Ÿ‘‰, Is used when answering calls๐Ÿ™‚
TWO ๐Ÿ‘‰, The other one at home๐Ÿ˜ถ when she is talking to her siblings๐Ÿ˜(Her Original Voice)
THREE ๐Ÿ‘‰, is used when sheโ€™s talking to her โ€œBaeโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. ร€fricans be like โ€œPlease you get flรขshing credit? ๐Ÿฅฒ
โ€œI just wan tell this my guy make e no fรธrget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flรขshing? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. My mum just introduced me to her friendโ€™s daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...๐Ÿ˜’
Mtcheeew ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnรคnt and Joseph shoutรซd โ€œJesus Christโ€...
When Jesus was not born yet ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. I canโ€™t wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... โ€œRule and Regulation๐Ÿคญ or Done and Dustedโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโค๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ
9. Dearie ๐Ÿฅฐ, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me๐Ÿ™ˆ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post๐Ÿ™ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All ๐Ÿ’–

Hope I have Made your Blessed Sรถul Brightened๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ

You wanna be My Best Friend right?๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Cutie, I pray God touch your heart to fรธllรธw me on this page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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JOKES IN TOWN ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ 1.If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spe...
23/05/2026

JOKES IN TOWN ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

1.If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with p@nt, sponge, p@d, detol....
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that.๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

2. If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about bride price.*
Just send her parents *data bundles.*
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3. So nowadays women don't mo@n during s**๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆcoz they fยฃar calling names of more than 10 boyfriends๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

4. What the hยฃIl does the "Z" in "LOLZ" means? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
"Laugh out loud..... Zebras"? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Just met up with a pregnant girl... ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป
Wearing the T-shirt written. "I wake up like this"๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ Wonder shall never end ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Did you know?? ๐Ÿค”
The past tense of house is uncompleted building ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Don't abuse me ooo, I'm not feeling fine ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. The most respected persons in a wedding ceremony ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿผ Are those sharing food. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
I can greet them 5 times ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8.When a guy is fully in love, he can apologise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sorry for the for the Tottenham lo0se ag@inst PSG๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ


9. My brother,
Some ladies are single but their pr!v@te part is in serious relationships ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ FUNNY JOKES ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฒโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹1.So this fine girl ๐Ÿง› for my street no show face all day when I wear fine clothes ๐Ÿคตโ€ฆNa when I wan...
22/05/2026

๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ FUNNY JOKES ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฒโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹

1.So this fine girl ๐Ÿง› for my street no show face all day when I wear fine clothes ๐Ÿคตโ€ฆ
Na when I wan go buy bread ๐Ÿž she appear like ev!l spรฌr!t ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

2. This Nigerian movie wey I dey watch now ehnโ€ฆ
One girl ๐Ÿง› go meet babalawo make her ex ๐Ÿ‘ฆ run m@d,
only to find out say the nat!ve doctor na the boy papa ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Abeg make I no spo!l amโ€ฆ
I go tell una for next episode ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

3. Any lady wey dey close her eyes during s no be shyness oโ€ฆ
Na gu!ltโ€”too many faces dey flash ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

5.We no even hear prec!ous side of the storyโ€ฆ
We just agree say she disappo!nt 2Face ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6.. Happiness na when you dey eat akara, think say e don finishโ€ฆ
You touch the nylon, discover say one still dey inside ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š

7. If you no wan send her money ๐Ÿ’ฐ, tell her straight ๐Ÿ™„
Which one be: โ€œI tried your account number but it was switched offโ€?
Guys ๐Ÿคต too get sense abeg ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

8.Being single for too long no good oโ€ฆ
I don even forget how to spell relassionsheep ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

10. If I no make you laugh ๐Ÿ™„, I understandโ€”you fa!il JAMB.
If you laugh but no react, I understandโ€”you peep am from person phone.
If you laugh but no comment, I understandโ€”you no wan emb@arrass yourself with spelling.
But one thing wey I understand for sure be sayโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘‰ You go follow my page ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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