Musings of Somto

09/04/2026

08/04/2026

I'm an IGBO girl and I have never tasted Amala in my entire life. I have eaten the swallow before but not with the proper stew and orishirishi. Well, all that changed when I visited Ibadan last two weeks and tasted Amala. I told the lady at the counter to please put a little of the green soup and yellow soup just in case I don't like it. Colour me Amazed when I finished it. I cleared my plate and was amazed. The meat was soft to stupor.It tasted so good especially the stew. This is me saying Thank you to Amala sky for giving me a great experience. . .

05/04/2026

Happy birthday to me!!! 🎈
I'm grateful for today and this brand new year.

29/03/2026

Happy palm Sunday and happy betrayal week to every judas seeing this post. Repent!

25/03/2026

I'll be resurrecting with Jesus Christ on the 5th of April. Why? Because my birthday happens to clash with Jesus' resurrection. It's not a coincidence. Jesus know say I need am.

What does this mean for those of you whom aren't resurrecting? Be careful with me and Jesus.

Have I changed? Yes nawww! The age I'm turning this year issa lirru bit serious. I've said it several times already. Stop making me repeat it Abeg 🙄

But how will you resurrect if you didn't die? Good question my dia. Very very beautiful question. I for answer am but are you celebrating your birthday with the resurrection of Jesus? NO! Get thee behind me you Pharisees and Sadducees.

22/03/2026

This week, I'll not do what I'm supposed to do. I'd rather do extra. I'll not wear my size, I'd rather wear oversize... Big moves yields big profits. Daz all!

20/03/2026

A group of men gathered together years ago and decided that a day should be set aside for a festival. And somehow they decided that any woman that comes out on that particular day will be graped?
I wanted to be surprised but I remembered it's African men and then i sighed.
Is it supposed to be so? NO. Will the festival stop No. What will I continue to do? I'll not take it easy on them.

20/03/2026

Wear my size this year ke? Wetin do oversize?