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Uptownerd Publications is Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) accredited and registered publishing house based in Lekki, Lagos State, Nigeria.

John Cena and Jackson from “Hannah Montana” are the same age in this photo.
02/09/2025

John Cena and Jackson from “Hannah Montana” are the same age in this photo.

Breaking: China gets low-cost, dependable Russian pipeline gas that once upon a time powered Europe/Germany. Mongolia be...
02/09/2025

Breaking: China gets low-cost, dependable Russian pipeline gas that once upon a time powered Europe/Germany. Mongolia benefits via transit. Ukraine used to benefit via transit.

"Russia’s gas giant Gazprom PJSC has signed a legally binding agreement to build the Power of Siberia 2 gas pipeline to China via Mongolia, Interfax reports citing Chief Executive Officer Alexey Miller in China."

🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Newcastle United are going ALL OUT to sign Fermín López!They are ready to QUADRUPLE his salary and pay a €1...
29/08/2025

🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Newcastle United are going ALL OUT to sign Fermín López!

They are ready to QUADRUPLE his salary and pay a €100m transfer fee! 😳

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FT: 0-3 dominate and secure all three points on the road! 🔥🔵Lamine Yamal wins MVP.
17/08/2025

FT: 0-3

dominate and secure all three points on the road! 🔥

🔵Lamine Yamal wins MVP.

🇨🇳 BREAKING: China Mobile Launched World's First 6G Network, Record 280 GB per Second.
07/08/2025

🇨🇳 BREAKING: China Mobile Launched World's First 6G Network, Record 280 GB per Second.

The Yorùbá tribe of Nigeria 🇳🇬 have the highest rate of twin births in the world.
24/07/2025

The Yorùbá tribe of Nigeria 🇳🇬 have the highest rate of twin births in the world.

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was challenging work,...
24/07/2025

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was challenging work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, just as you used to in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,

Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you.

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have sealed all the documents of Rashford deal, set to land in Spain.Understand Barça will pay €14m gross ...
20/07/2025

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have sealed all the documents of Rashford deal, set to land in Spain.

Understand Barça will pay €14m gross as salary coverage plus bonuses linked to appearances.

Marcus takes 15% pay cut and Man Utd will not cover his salary.

€30m buy option for June 2026.

20/07/2025

🚨 CONFIRMED: Marcus Rashford will arrive in Barcelona today, medicals tomorrow and presentation on Tuesday. []

🚨: There are reports that on 2nd of August 2025 the World will go dark for 6 minutes.
18/07/2025

🚨: There are reports that on 2nd of August 2025 the World will go dark for 6 minutes.

✅HISTORIC MOMENT! ✍️FC Barcelona unveils Lamine Yamal as the new No. 10! At just 18, the La Masia star inherits the ico...
16/07/2025

✅HISTORIC MOMENT!

✍️FC Barcelona unveils Lamine Yamal as the new No. 10! At just 18, the La Masia star inherits the iconic shirt worn by legends like Messi, Ronaldinho, and Maradona. Ready to carry the legacy, Lamine signs a new contract until 2031 with a €1B release clause. The future is here!

🤩The boys are back!!!
14/07/2025

🤩The boys are back!!!

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