26/05/2025
1..Some guys are mād o😒👈
How can you use Jamb computer🖥to book betnaija??🙆🙆😅
2..Person will løst phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me self,
na my contacts" Ur left nyash😂😂😂ur head dey païn u
3..Deep down I want to touch an electric fence to see if it's working😔..but sometimes I forgive myself..
4.. I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chāsing me 😂😂
😊😊😐
5..Anytime I see slim girl with big head, I remember my standing fan at home*🤪🤪🤪🤡
😁😁😁😁😂😂
6..My fear of wēêd increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.😂Family
7..Things that confūses me
I've Nevēr seen a mād Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mād?
😏👄em
8.. my brother the wørst news you can give to any Nigerian on his/her way home "" bros our transformer don bløw ooo😂🤣
9..Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chāse the landlord out of his house😅😅😂😂
10..Another form of maturity is when you control tears when food does not reach you in an occasion
If you've experienced this raise up your hand, we have meeting.
11..nothing someone will not see in nigeria ,That is how I saw one 80years old woman praying,* Oh Lord I shall not dīe prematurely😂😂
12..here is nothing more annøying than a child from the next compound playing with *up NEPA* 😎 when your phone battery is 1%😂😂🙄🙄
13..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::corrūpted.....!!!
14 bite more than you can chew come dey chop am small.. small 🥳
15..A baby is Nevēr a mīstake or surprise!
You had sēx without condom... What were you expecting?? iPhone 13 plus or Range Rover 😄😄😄
16..pastor' said if your Bible and phone is fālling down and u can only save one, which one will you save, ,, l laughed and said the Word of God cannot be broken 😎😎, my phone screen is 40k😂
17..nothing hūrts more than receiving the last slāp when being separated in a fīght 😂😂😂
