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Solve this without a calculator 💯
11/07/2025

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11/07/2025

Breaking news: Party rice got poisoned and many lost their lives 😭

This morning! I saw this 50k in the junction near my house . But I didn’t  touch it before they turn person to yam 😔😔
10/07/2025

This morning! I saw this 50k in the junction near my house . But I didn’t touch it before they turn person to yam 😔😔

Is not only me right?
09/07/2025

Is not only me right?

🇳🇬⚽ Did India Really Beat Nigeria 99–1? Let’s Set the Record Straight.If you grew up in Nigeria, chances are you’ve hear...
06/07/2025

🇳🇬⚽ Did India Really Beat Nigeria 99–1? Let’s Set the Record Straight.

If you grew up in Nigeria, chances are you’ve heard this wild tale that India beat Nigeria 99–1, and every time our goalkeeper tried to catch the ball, it turned into a lion🦁 ! 😂😂

It sounded unbelievable, that story really took some of us on a wild journey through our imaginations.😂😂

Here’s the truth:

✅ There’s no official record from FIFA, CAF, or the Nigeria Football Federation of such a match ever taking place.
✅ India and Nigeria have never played against each other in any international competition during that era.
✅ A scoreline like 99–1 is practically impossible under normal football rules.
✅ And no, the ball never turned into a lion. 😄

So, where did this myth come from?

Most likely, it started as a playful story passed down from generation to generation. In the days before widespread media, stories like this spread fast, especially in schools. It became part of Nigeria’s football folklore, often used to describe India as a land of mystery and magic.

📌 In reality, India was involved in international football but had minimal exposure then. They didn’t withdraw from the 1950 World Cup because of barefoot issues (another myth), and they certainly never played Nigeria in a 99–1 “magical” match.

⚡ Conclusion:
The 99–1 match never happened. It’s one of the most entertaining football myths in Nigeria but a myth all the same. Fun to hear. Not to believe.

Did someone ever tell you this story when you were younger?
Which version did you hear?

06/07/2025

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MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE  CHAPTER 3The next morning, she acted like nothing happened.She ...
26/06/2025

MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE

CHAPTER 3

The next morning, she acted like nothing happened.

She brought me tea in bed. Smiled. Kissed my forehead. Hummed a soft gospel tune as she folded the clothes on the chair. Like she didn’t threaten me the night before.

“If you turn that key, something will turn in your life.”

But me, I hadn’t slept a wink.

I just sat there, watching her move around the room like a gentle breeze. And I started wondering—who really is this woman I married?

That afternoon, she went to take her bath. I was in the room, scrolling my phone when I noticed her side of the wardrobe was slightly open. I stood up—innocently o—to close it.

That was when I saw it.

A small drawer, tucked at the bottom. Not the kind you pull out by accident. It was carefully hidden behind a spare wrapper.

I bent down and tried to open it.

Locked.

I touched the handle again, just to be sure. Locked.

As I stood up, I heard the bathroom door open.

Adaeze stepped out, towel wrapped around her chest, water dripping down her neck. She paused when she saw me. Her face didn’t change, but I knew she saw where my eyes had been.

I tried to play it cool.

“Your drawer is locked,” I said, like it was casual gist.

She nodded slowly. “Yes. Some things are personal.”

I didn’t say anything.

She didn’t shout. She didn’t accuse me of snooping. She just walked past me, opened her wrapper, and started rubbing cream like nothing happened.

But in that moment, something in me shifted.

There were too many “personal” things in this marriage.
Too many locked things.

That evening, I stepped outside with my beer and called Chike—the friend who introduced us.

“Guy,” I said, “abeg, refresh my memory. That day you told me about Adaeze… you said she was your cousin’s sister or your friend’s cousin?”

Chike laughed. “Omo, I can’t remember exactly. All I know is she was renting from one aunty I know in Enugu. That aunty said she was a quiet, decent girl. That’s all.”

I kept quiet.

He asked, “Why? Something wrong?”

“No, no,” I lied. “Just thinking.”

But my head was not resting.

That night, I decided to confront Adaeze—gently.

We were in bed, and I turned to her. “Babe, you know say I love you, right?”

She smiled. “I know.”

“But there’s something I don’t understand. We’re married two months now. I’ve not seen your people. Nobody has called. Nobody has come. How did we even do this wedding sef?”

She was quiet.

Then she sighed. A deep one.

She sat up and faced me properly.

“You remember how we did court wedding only? Just you, me, your family, and Pastor Amadi?”

I nodded. “Yes.”

She looked away. “I told you then that my people don’t support my choices. That they didn’t agree with the marriage. And you said you understood.”

I paused. “Yes. But… I thought it was just temporary. I thought after some time, things would ease.”

She shook her head. “It’s not that simple, Somto. My family... my past... it’s not normal. That’s why I begged you to let us keep it private. You agreed. Or did you forget?”

I didn’t know what to say.

Maybe I did forget.

Or maybe I ignored it because of how badly I wanted peace. A soft woman. A quiet home.

I stared at her.

She stared at the wall.

And then she said something that made my chest tight.

“If they ever find out I’m married... I don’t know what they’ll do to me.”

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MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE  CHAPTER 2The room was quiet.Too quiet.Adaeze had already turned...
26/06/2025

MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE

CHAPTER 2

The room was quiet.

Too quiet.

Adaeze had already turned her back to me. Her breathing was soft, steady, like someone who had said her own and moved on. But me—I couldn’t sleep.

Her words kept ringing in my head.
“You must never open that door when I’m asleep.”

Why?

Why would a woman say that to her own husband?

I turned on my side and stared at her back. Normally, I’d wrap my arm around her and pull her close. But that night, something held me back. Not fear, exactly. But something close to it.

We’ve only been married two months. And in those two months, everything has been… calm. Too calm.

Adaeze is not the loud or dramatic type. She doesn’t shout, she doesn’t nag, she doesn’t complain. She wakes up early, makes breakfast, goes about her day quietly. No wahala.

And at first, I liked it. Who wouldn’t? After all, peace of mind is better than six packs.

But now… I’m starting to wonder.

She never gets angry. Even when I do things that would annoy any normal woman—she just smiles and says, “It’s okay.”

That’s not normal.

She barely talks about her family. I’ve asked a few times, casually—“When will I meet your mum? What about your siblings?” She’d smile and say, “Very soon.”

Two months now. Nothing.

I’ve introduced her to my people. My mum likes her. My elder sister, Amaka, is still observing, but at least she’s polite. But Adaeze? No effort. No phone call. No, “Let me say hi to your mother.” Nothing.

One day, I even teased her about it.

“Adaeze, are you planning to do invisible wife for my family?”

She laughed. “It’s not like that.”

“So what’s it like?”

She looked at me for a moment, then said, “Some things take time. Let’s just enjoy this phase first.”

I left it. But it stayed on my mind.

One afternoon, I invited my mum to come spend a weekend with us. I didn’t tell Adaeze in advance because I didn’t want her to panic.

The moment my mum arrived at the gate and called me to open it, Adaeze disappeared into the bedroom. I didn’t even know she had entered until ten minutes later.

When she finally came out, her face was calm, but her eyes were red. Like she had been crying or fighting sleep.

My mum didn’t notice anything. She was busy inspecting the house, giving small advice here and there.

But that night, Adaeze didn’t sleep. She stayed up the whole night, sitting on the floor at the edge of the bed. Praying quietly. I heard her murmuring things in Igbo, low and deep, like an old woman.

I didn’t ask her anything.

I just watched.

The next day, after my mum left, I tried to hold her. She shifted away gently and said, “Not today.”

It was the first time she rejected my touch.

I didn’t argue.

Instead, I stood up, went outside, sat on the balcony, and called my sister.

“Amaka,” I said, “tell me the truth. What do you think about Adaeze?”

She was quiet for a moment.

Then she said, “She’s too quiet, Somto. That girl is hiding something. But it’s not my place to say. You’re the one living with her.”

That night, I decided to try something.

I waited until Adaeze had fallen asleep. Her back was turned, like always. I tiptoed to the door… and slowly reached for the key.

My hand was just about to touch it… when I heard her voice.

Cold.

Clear.

Awake.

“If you turn that key, something will turn in your life.”

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MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE   Chapter 1 The first time she locked the door after we finished...
26/06/2025

MY WIFE LOCKS THE ROOM EVERY TIME WE FINISH MAKING LOVE

Chapter 1

The first time she locked the door after we finished, I didn’t think anything of it.

I was lying down, still catching my breath, when she stood up quietly, walked to the door, and turned the key—kpakam. Then she came back like nothing happened.

I looked at her. She smiled and pressed her body against mine like she didn’t just lock us inside.

That was the night I started paying attention.

Her name is Adaeze. We’ve been married for just two months. Not up to three sef. I met her through one of those “God told me she’s the one” type introductions. My friend’s cousin. Calm girl. Soft voice. No stress.

Me? My name is Somto. Thirty-five. I run a printing press in town. I don’t talk much, and I don’t like trouble. That’s one of the reasons I married her. She looked like peace.

But that night, as I lay there staring at the ceiling, something in me refused to sleep.

Why lock the door after? Not before. Not when we came in. After. Like she was hiding something... or expecting something.

The second time it happened, I asked her gently, “Do you usually lock the door at night?”

She looked at me and said, “Why not? Are you expecting someone?”

I laughed. But deep down, I was watching her.

And then it became a pattern. We’d make love… she’d get up quietly, lock the door… come back to bed, press her body to mine like everything was normal.

But last night, I noticed something.

When she locked the door, she didn’t just turn the key.

She whispered something under her breath.

Like a prayer.

Or a warning.

And when she came back to bed, she didn’t touch me.

She just faced the wall and said one thing, in a very quiet voice:

“You must never open that door when I’m asleep.”

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