02/08/2026
I need air please, my head is headacheing me, make una blow me breeze abeg...
Just because I hardly view my wife's status, you won't believe what this woman just did this afternoon.
We got back from church and I told my wife that I was very very hungry.
She cheerfully responded:
"OK babes, I'll do something about that immediately" then she went to the kitchen and came back to lay down with me on the bed
I was thinking that she went to the kitchen to probably heat up the food and bring it for me afterwards but after almost 45 minutes, she didn't stand up or go anywhere. She was just smiling and looking at her phone...
Omo, na once I ask question o
"Babym, how far nau. I no see the food o"
The conversation that ensued is something that seemed like an extract from a Nollywood movie. She just looked at me and smiled again before asking me a question:
"Shey, you've been with your phone for a while now right?"
"Yes?..."
"Since we got home have you even made any attempt to view my WhatsApp status?"
"Hmmmmm, babes... I use to check your status normally nau..."
"Then you should have gotten your food by now since you normally check my status indeed"
People of God, that was when I checked the status o.
Madam legit wrote "My love, rice or swallow" on her status and made sure that I was the only one who could see it...
My head has been spinning since. Make una blow me ogbonge breeze abeg!