Oga Rock

06/11/2024

Don't look back in life, look forward to see what is coming FOCUS

06/11/2024

Please follow me I will follow back

15/08/2024

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

12. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

@highlight

05/08/2024

This man paid his house rent through mobile phone app..& after 15 mins, he received network alert saying:....
* Dear customer, Thank you for *subscribing to our 5 year 980,000 GB for N650,000. Your data will expire on 31 July 2029. Thank you for choosing our network*
Na so the madness start immediately oo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May u never make this kind of dangerous mistake in this economy.....

03/08/2024

Serious students

03/08/2024

Please like and fellow for next

30/07/2024

30/07/2024

Popular Nigerian artiste-Davido Adeleke invites Ugandaian Tiktok sensation Rango Tenge Tenge to Nigeria to feature on his soon-to-be-released video alongside Ghetto Kids.

Just after meeting up with Chris Brown, Rango Tenge Tenge and Ghetto Kids left for Nigeria yesterday on a fully sponsored trip by the Nigerian superstar Davido.

Davido spends over 10 million Naira on their trip just to be featured in his music video. It's crazy how Ugandaian kids have taken over Tiktok and other social media platforms with their incredible talents and touring the world.

Congratulations to Tenge

30/07/2024

Please you can do it please fellow this page now please

30/07/2024

I know my enemies will say na fake

30/07/2024

Hilārious jokes 😂😃😆

1. Brüsh your teeth before going out for a dåte with someones daughter, you no listen, Now Emeka don caūse Jenifer to vømit inside hotel.😀🙆🏼‍♀😂🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀
Is Sātān not wïçkéd?😀😆

2. A girl go wear pād, wear pānt, wear tight, wear jean, and still cross leg.🙄😀
How air go take enter the C P U?

3. When a girl stops singing while bathing, just know that she's washing her Iscabba Iscalab😆😂!

4. My neighbors wife is bathing and singing "Come and see what the lord has done 4 me"🙄🙄
My mind is telling me to go and see!🤷🏻‍♂
I think I should go🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂

5. If your inlaws dances too much on your wedding day, Bros just know it, you mārried their family trøúble maker😀😃😂😄

6. I don't know what is wrøng with me, any time a girl calls me baby, I always send her airtime!🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀🤷🏻‍♂

7 . When you smøke, you get HIGH

When you study, you get EDUCATED

When you smøke and study, you get HIGHLY EDUCATED😀🤷🏻‍♂🙄🙆🏼‍♀.
Wisdom!

8. I ate I fish I saw in our table, now my mom is telling me to check under the table if the rat that ate the fish is d£âd😂😭😭🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

9. Ladies why doing Shakara with ordinary 2 brëāst?
Døg that has eight nko?😃😂🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂

10. So one day, I will stand at the alter, and a lot of people will be looking at me putting ring on someone's finger😂.
Me that don't have sense!
I will start laughing and run away😂😃😀

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