12/02/2023
🤣🤣 Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1
" And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day,🙄🙄🧐
Excuses shall rise again.....
My battery died....
My credit got finished.....
My do refused to change 😂
My boss selected me for the trip
No new naira to spend, ATM refuse to dispense cash, Mobil banking app is not working, Used is down, no fuel.
Traffic jam
When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thou peace and know that verily verily. Thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick
Verse 2...
"Even when u receive gifts, calls or were taken out, remember my dear sisters that all will end on the bed"
Verse 3.....
Behold babe, I stand on thy door of ur hostel and knock , if u hear my voice and open thy door,
I will come in and eat with you, dine with u and share thy gift I have for you.
Verse 4....
"Blessed is the boy that bother not himself for any girl, for peace I will grant to him"
Verse 5.....
Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have
"The fear of 9 months assignment"
🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃😋February 14