12/07/2026
They're not even hiding it anymore. This is daylight robbery. WC 2026 is somehow looking even more embarrassing than WC 2022.
Five penalties in Qatar, most penalties already in this World Cup, and now every 50/50 call magically goes Penaltina's way. Coincidence? Yeah, right. Against Algeria, $atan Pessi somehow escaped without even a yellow after a reckless challenge. Any other player would have been sent-off, but the FIFA Princess always gets the royal treatment. Meanwhile, Penaltina gets a foul every time an opponent breathes near them, yet they can throw in career threatening tackles and somehow walk away untouched. One set of rules for everyone else, another set for FIFA's golden child.
They had to robb Cape Verde, Algeria, Jordan and Egypt, and we're supposed to believe this is some legendary World Cup run. Penaltina doesn't just play against the opposition they play with the referee on speed dial. At this point, the officials deserve a winners' medal too.
$atan Pessi keeps collecting gifts, while football fans are told to ignore the obvious. The script writes itself every tournament.😄🤭
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