12/01/2026
I WANT TO SHAKE TABLE THIS MORNING
I know I promised to be gentle this year but I just have to say this one 🙏
A lot has been said about female hygiene, but we seem to have forgotten to mention anything about men's hygiene (or we have chosen to overlook it). It is now looking as though, only women must be neat, and cleanliness is optional for men.
This is not true. Cleanliness is not gender based, everyone ought to be clean✌
✔ A lot of men only have their bath once in a day. They usually do this in the morning before work. Once they return from work in the evening, they just eat dinner and go to bed...Omoh!
All the dust, all the sweat at the office, they don't wash it away before sleeping.
✔ There are men who only brush in the morning. After they've eaten kola and different things at work, they will go to bed without washing off those things. You don't want to know the kind of sm3lly breath madam has to endure every night 😭
✔ Some can repeat the same boxer (short) 🩳 from Monday to Friday. The colour would have changed due to excess accumulation of dirt. Imagine those last drops of p*e settling on the boxer for good five days...E ch0ke
✔ If some men should raise their hands and you see the brown Savannah forest 🌲 under their armpit, wa kigbe God of Most High God! 😂
✔ Let's not even talk about men who drink and smoke but still won't brush or bathe before bed time. A woman once told me that s3x has been a nightmare for her because her husband usually come to demand s3x after he's drunk and she cannot stand the st3nch oozing from his mouth and body.
Sir, the reason why your wife does not deny you s3x even in that ∅ffens!ve od∅ur is because the women leader in church have been telling the women that wives must submit to their husbands. But I want you to know that she's not enjoying it and it didn't come from her mind. She's only fulfilling her obligation and trying to obey God's word.
Many women are experiencing this but they cannot even tell their husbands because it is difficult to talk about. Not many men will give room for such discussion. So, if this write up makes you angry, then you're the owner of the sub. But I beg you to make ammends instead of being angry.
Sir, I take God beg you, no matter your age or level, prioritize cleanliness this year, especially before bed time. Make sure you shave those excess hair. Abi you want plant cassava inside? 🙄
Underwears (boxers) should be changed daily. Normalize bathing and brushing your teeth before you go to bed. Remember that cleanliness is good for your health.
If madam no dey turn up for you anytime you request for 6ebr9rbx8, or if she usually gives in reluctantly and does not put her mind and soul in it, I recommend cleanliness. You too check am now, would you like to eat food that is served inside a dirty plate?
If you look fresh and smell nice, madam will hold microphone and sing you a new song in the other room...You gerrit? 😜
Finally, there's a way being clean promotes sound and healthy sleep. Try it for a week and you'll see what you've been missing.
© John Adesogan