12/01/2025
A lady begged me to lend her my phone to call someone. I told her I got no airtime but she insisted she'd recharge. As I gave her the phone, she quickly tried calling to confirm if I lied about not having airtime.
The call pulled through & she looked me in disgust. I smiled because even when you have 5 naira airtime, you can call but you can't talk.
Immediately the person she called picked up, before she could say the complete word "hel___lo" the call ended.
She looked me in shame and I smiled because even when you have 5 naira airtime in SIM 1, there could be 5k airtime in SIM 2!
She walked close to a POS store right behind us to recharge my phone & continue the call. She gave the POS girl 1,000 for an airtime of 100 naira.
The POS girl said she got no change. She then turned to me and asked me to lend her 100 naira.
I told her I also don't have change...
The dispatch rider I was waiting for finally showed up. He said his fee was 2,200 naira. I said okay!
On hearing my convo with the rider, she backed the POS store & turned to face me with her eyes wide open to confirm if I lied about not having change.
As I dipped my hands in my pocket, she looked me in disgust. I smiled because the dispatch rider said 2,200 naira which can be priced down but I just said okay to price it down in a big-boy way.
As I dipped my hands in my pocket, I brought out 2,000 naira, gave the dispatch rider and said:
"Oga manage this one abeg!"
She looked me in shame and I smiled because this whole thing was happening in the evening and the moment she turned to face me, the POS girl had quietly locked up and closed for the day.
As the dispatch rider left, she turned and was shocked the POS girl had gone.
She became frustrated and walked away...
I smiled and also walked away...
When I got home, I realized I forgot to collect my phone from her 🙃
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1. Soøup wey sweet na better person cook am no be møney i beg🙄. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garri sleep.🥱🚶
2. But you don’t have møney and someone is trying to help you take care of your g!rlfriend and you’re still complaining😏🙎♂️ eh bros?
3. Brother Abeg Hustle ooh, so that when you get old you will be playing gølf not dr@ft😂🏂
4. I thought I was bad in b!ology until a friend told me that an!mals are an!mals from akwa-ibom... Issoryt 🚶
5. Not all girls want your m0ney, some only want love, attention and your m0ney😜😋
6. One motivational speaker comm!tted sû!c!de yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to say🤣🤣
7. She saved my number as "Hmm" on her phone and she said it means "He's My Man"
😒📱🙎♀️ Then I saved hers with "Mtcheww" and she asked me what it means and I say it means "Mehn this ch!ck has everything we wanted"🙋♂️📱🙎♀️😋🤣🙈
8. When you want to be serious, you meet a che@t/unserious person 😔😩.
When You want to che@t, you meet a serious person 😂 💔💔.
This life no b@lance 😡 😠
We move 🚶🏾♂️ 🚶🏾♂️
9. Baby I will di£ for you, says a guy that puts medic!ne inside eba 🙂🙂 🤣🤣
10. If you're not that fine and you like a fine Nigerian lady on social media, do not start your conversation with "Hi" I rep£at don't start with "Hi"
She woøn't reply you. Just tart with,"Do you use First bånk? And watch the miracle happen🙂🙂
11. Wife dey Ma!ntain Shape to Keep Husband, Husband Leave am Go Marry 0røbo🙆♂️🤣🤣
12. On Judgment Day About 290,000 Ang£ls Will Be Kept aside As Bøuncers to Separate F!ght Between Wh!te Men and Yahøø Boy's🙆😂🤣🤣
13. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough🤣🤣😄
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